soberdrunk:
1)Bros as you enter, the first person way you see just grab am bite hin ear "chew am swallow"!! Swallow am ooo! You don first establish say you nor dey okay so that respect don dey!

2) Dey follow urself talk to keep up with the act, just dey say rubbish even if nah tupac song way you dey rap backwards

3) Always be on the offensive, dey attack people randomly.......

4) Don't ever show any sign of "Fear"

5)If you cannot do 1-4 make sure you have a huge sum of money to settle Warder for "vip" treatment or else wetin ur eye go see for jail.........

soberdrunk:
1)Bros as you enter, the first person way you see just grab am bite hin ear "chew am swallow"!! Swallow am ooo! You don first establish say you nor dey okay so that respect don dey!

2) Dey follow urself talk to keep up with the act, just dey say rubbish even if nah tupac song way you dey rap backwards

3) Always be on the offensive, dey attack people randomly.......

4) Don't ever show any sign of "Fear"

5)If you cannot do 1-4 make sure you have a huge sum of money to settle Warder for "vip" treatment or else wetin ur eye go see for jail.........

soberdrunk:
1)Bros as you enter, the first person way you see just grab am bite hin ear "chew am swallow"!! Swallow am ooo! You don first establish say you nor dey okay so that respect don dey!

2) Dey follow urself talk to keep up with the act, just dey say rubbish even if nah tupac song way you dey rap backwards

3) Always be on the offensive, dey attack people randomly.......

4) Don't ever show any sign of "Fear"

5)If you cannot do 1-4 make sure you have a huge sum of money to settle Warder for "vip" treatment or else wetin ur eye go see for jail.........

RedCapChief:
Get someone on the outside to grease the palms of one of the Prison officials on a regular basis. That person will look out for you. Nobody gives a crap about the prisoners. It helps to have somebody on your side if something good happens e.g mass pardon from governor, food e.t.c
Knowing who to grease is not easy. Somebody too low will not be very helpful and getting somebody very is near impossible.

Just ask Rev King. He lived like a king even though he was on a death row. Nice pad, regular meals e.t.c

In summary, money will improve your prison experience

PussySmasher:
Op who you kill . See ur name sef .Hitler and Gaddafi, two tyrants now tell me why you no go go prison.

Well the only advice I can give is to prepare your ass for some serious drilling because there you go meet people wey neva fvck for twenty years and as a newcomer and a fine boy, you must receive some screwing. Its mandatory.

PussySmasher:
Op who you kill . See ur name sef .Hitler and Gaddafi, two tyrants now tell me why you no go go prison.

Well the only advice I can give is to prepare your ass for some serious drilling because there you go meet people wey neva fvck for twenty years and as a newcomer and a fine boy, you must receive some screwing. Its mandatory.

SpitsOnYoruba:


Smh
What's the difference ??

Last time i checked, there are dudes convicted of double homicide sitting in county jail for 6 years now

Day11:
No freedom that's the only different from outside world and inside prison.

You eat what they give you.

Goodluck

HitlerGaddafi:
Experienced folks or ex convicts on this forum can help shed more light for someone going to jail for the first time most especially for someone who was wrongfully accused.

#The do's and dont's in a Nigerian prison.
#The food
#The kind of people you'll meet
#The toilets, baths and all.
#The kind of freedom you get to enjoy at least to some extent.


simple u need lots of money to bribe d guards nd steady inflow of money frm outside nd nvr let any fucker punk u.
make frnds wit d inmates running d joint.
zero ur mind dat u r goin to hellfire nd condition ur mind to survive it by any means necessary.

And lots more.

Talk2Bella:


Go to each of them and come back to ask me this question

HitlerGaddafi:
Experienced folks or ex convicts on this forum can help shed more light for someone going to jail for the first time most especially for someone who was wrongfully accused.

#The do's and dont's in a Nigerian prison.
#The food
#The kind of people you'll meet
#The toilets, baths and all.
#The kind of freedom you get to enjoy at least to some extent.

And lots more.

greatness22:
I will advise you to smuggle some pain relief drugs as a "new comer" because the grand commander and his subject will usher you in with some thunderous slap leaving you in a state of coma.

Be complaining to yourself about the dreaded HIV your late girlfriend gave you, that way, you're saving your yansh from hard drilling.

Etizz:


the Yanch is not safe by den oh, those guys get condom oh, if no condom, those guys will improvise...... at least cellophane dey na......

UrennaNkoli:
All the best o.

anonimi:


How do you mean, please?
Thanks.

Septre:

there coud be miscarrage of justice.in the US a man went tO jail wrongfully for years before the advent of dna test

HitlerGaddafi:
Experienced folks or ex convicts on this forum can help shed more light for someone going to jail for the first time most especially for someone who was wrongfully accused.

#The do's and dont's in a Nigerian prison.
#The food
#The kind of people you'll meet
#The toilets, baths and all.
#The kind of freedom you get to enjoy at least to some extent.

And lots more.

greatness22:
I will advise you to smuggle some pain relief drugs as a "new comer" because the grand commander and his subject will usher you in with some thunderous slap leaving you in a state of coma.

Be complaining to yourself about the dreaded HIV your late girlfriend gave you, that way, you're saving your yansh from hard drilling.

soberdrunk:
1)Bros as you enter, the first person way you see just grab am bite hin ear "chew am swallow"!! Swallow am ooo! You don first establish say you nor dey okay so that respect don dey!

2) Dey follow urself talk to keep up with the act, just dey say rubbish even if nah tupac song way you dey rap backwards

3) Always be on the offensive, dey attack people randomly.......

4) Don't ever show any sign of "Fear"

5)If you cannot do 1-4 make sure you have a huge sum of money to settle Warder for "vip" treatment or else wetin ur eye go see for jail.........

HitlerGaddafi:
Experienced folks or ex convicts on this forum can help shed more light for someone going to jail for the first time most especially for someone who was wrongfully accused.

#The do's and dont's in a Nigerian prison.
#The food
#The kind of people you'll meet
#The toilets, baths and all.
#The kind of freedom you get to enjoy at least to some extent.

And lots more.

puffynana:
U can be in prison for a crime you didn't commit. But once you are in prison u don't tell ur co inmates u did nothing.

donsheddy1:
I think you should ask your family members that are EXPERIENCED and EX CONVICTS nonsense. Just see the way he is talking about it as if the people who've been there take pleasure in it.

prodiG:
What if the person wey want drill am get H.I.V b4?

SpitsOnYoruba:


And you're Foolish enough to think that only convicted criminals are in prison