Pajay skid ! I doff my Bakassy Hat 4 U. No shaken!
1. Always wear a saddist face.
2. Hold enough cash to settle warders! Becaus there are diffrent lodge for various categories of Nay boys. There are quarters that houses Gayz and all sort like bedbugs ++++. So Nay wat you'll do now is to secure an affordable space for yourself. Try sort the warders wella dey will relay more infor to u.
3. Never ever in your life claim innocent cux dey will screew u tire. Always claim to be the most wanted asssasin and do always show dat with your actions! As for food, its worst dan Na depot or NYSC Camp. But sometimes u dont get it@all so prepare ur mind to buy.
3. U can use phones tablets or whatever but u nust settle dem hit men well.


Nija prison is fun to be just try make the best and lasting connections in there.
Cux u go me Military + civilian + police convicts there! Its fun its jus like joing boarding school as jss1.. Ya know no biggy there but you can establish ur authorithyt there with cash and physical power. Be a hard man. Dont be a pussssy niggaaa.

HitlerGaddafi:
Experienced folks or ex convicts on this forum can help shed more light for someone going to jail for the first time most especially for someone who was wrongfully accused.

#The do's and dont's in a Nigerian prison.
#The food
#The kind of people you'll meet
#The toilets, baths and all.
#The kind of freedom you get to enjoy at least to some extent.

And lots more.

Pajay skid ! I doff my Bakassy Hat 4 U. No shaken! 1. Always wear a saddist face. 2. Hold enough cash to settle warders! Becaus there are diffrent lodge for various categories of Nay boys. There are quarters that houses Gayz and all sort like bedbugs ++++. So Nay wat you'll do now is to secure an affordable space for yourself. Try sort the warders wella dey will relay more infor to u. 3. Never ever in your life claim innocent cux dey will screew u tire. Always claim to be the most wanted asssasin and do always show dat with your actions! As for food, its worst dan Na depot or NYSC Camp. But sometimes u dont get it@all so prepare ur mind to buy. 3. U can use phones tablets or whatever but u nust settle dem hit men well. Nija prison is fun to
Nija prison is fun to be just try make the best and lasting connections in there.
Cux u go me Military + civilian + police convicts there! Its fun its jus like joing boarding school as jss1.. Ya know no biggy there but you can establish ur authorithyt there with cash and physical power. Be a hard man. Dont be a pussssy niggaaa.

HitlerGaddafi:
Experienced folks or ex convicts on this forum can help shed more light for someone going to jail for the first time most especially for someone who was wrongfully accused.

#The do's and dont's in a Nigerian prison.
#The food
#The kind of people you'll meet
#The toilets, baths and all.
#The kind of freedom you get to enjoy at least to some extent.

And lots more.

Just go through this write up,i think you will gain one or two things there.Crime Guard spoke to a 32-year-old Liberian simply called Andre (surname withheld), who was released from Medium Prison, Kirikiri, on Monday, June 27, 2016 after spending four months in prison custody for car theft. Excerpts: “My trouble started immediately I was handed over to the warder after being taken to the court in Ikeja. The warder asked me to pay N1000. I gave him the N500 I had with me and my Investigation Police Officer (IPO) gave him additional N500 as transportation to the prison. As soon as I got to the prison, I was taken to a cell called the Welcome cell.” Welcome cell It was a new experience for him, he said, and added: “Inside the Welcome cell, I was beaten by fellow inmates that night because I had no money to pay for the cell fee, before I was taken to the general cells.” Inside the cells Narrating his ordeal, Andre who studied computer science and mathematics at the University of Calabar, Cross River State, said that inside the prison, they have special section for VIPs, where inmates who have the resources pay between N30,000 to N100,000 depending on how well furnished the rooms are. Some of the VIP rooms, according to findings, have fans and radio. Such inmates, Crime Guard gathered, are allowed to use mosquito nets, iPhones and iPads. Further findings revealed that they also watch movies while the general cells are for inmates who can’t afford the VIP cells. Cell Cell “In the general cells, we have about 65 to 75 inmates. The cells include H1, H2, H3 and H4, while the VIP cells are C2, K4, New Building, Abia House, built by a former governor of Abia State. “Some of the inmates who are currently residing in the VIP cells are Philip Osas who is facing charges on armed robbery. He occupies K4 cell. Also, there are one Kola and Ifeanyi who have been facing robbery charges for six years. Ifeanyi was released two weeks ago by a Lagos State High Court. One Mr Akpan from Akwa Ibom State lives in C2 cell; he has been there for the past two years.” Extortion of inmates According to him, “Each cell has a marshal who is like the president in charge of the cell. Each marshal buys the position from the warders and generates revenue for the warders. “Warders usually collect money from inmates to install them as marshal. Marshals pay the warders money to enable inmates cook in the cell. They pay money to warders and also buy new inmates who are kept in their cells like slaves. ‘Inmates are bought for between N500 to N1000’ “These inmates are extorted by the marshals. During the four months I spent, I paid twice to repair federal vehicles that took us to court. I had to pay for vehicle tyres to be bought. “If inmates don’t contribute money for the repair of the vehicle or for buying of tyres, they won’t be taken to court especially for those whose cases are still awaiting trial. “The last time, we were made to contribute N350,000 from the 52 cells in the prison. The headache before I left was that every week, cells were made to contribute N1,300 which they use to purchase diesel for generator. The generator was bought by an ex-inmate who was released two months ago. “He gave them money to buy diesel for a year but unknown to the donor, we were being extorted. The chief warder informed us that the prison spends about N750 to feed each inmate daily, but the quality of food we are given cannot be served to a village dog because it is poisonous. “For instance, the soup for garri is made from grounded beans, no salt, no pepper, and no oil. In prison language it is called shapa. “The warders sell 75 per cent of the food items to inmates who have money. These inmates in turn resell the food stuff in retail qualities to other inmates who don’t eat from the daily food rations served in the prison. Extortion at the clinic “Another avenue where the warders extort inmates is via the prison clinic. The doctors and nurses sell to them, free drugs meant for sick inmates. There was a time I wasn’t feeling too well, and I was forced to purchase two sachets of Ampiclox from the clinic for N500. Several inmates have died as a result of improper medical care. Improper medical care “Each time our family members, friends or relatives send recharge cards to us, the warders make money. For instance, they give us N1000 for N1,500 airtime and N600 for N1000 airtime. Some of them even claim that the pin has been used after they have recharged it. “Any attempt to ask about the card will result in the inmate being taken to the punishment cell called Angola and before release; he would pay N5000 to the chief warder in charge of the yard. Every money collected from the inmates passes through this department. “Whenever non-governmental organizations, NGOs, religious groups or philanthropists bring gifts to the prison for inmates’ upkeep, the gifts are seized by the warders at the gate and thereafter, used by the warders for personal use. They claim that visiting is free but at the end of the day, they would collect money from relatives to allow them have access to us. Our relatives are forced to pay N1000 to be allowed to see us. If a visiting relative gives an inmate N1000, the warders will take N500 and give the inmate N500. Case of sodomy “There was a case of a marshal in 03 cell who was awaiting trial for rape and murder. He bought two young men who had no prison experience. Every night, he took turns to rape these inmates. The rape continued until the young inmates felt they had had enough and so reported to the chief warder. Surprisingly, no punishment was meted out to the marshal. Neither was the young men taken out of the cell. Luckily, he was released a few weeks later. ‘How I was lured into robbery’ “I came to Nigeria because of the war in my country. I have been in Nigeria for the past ten years. I was arrested by operatives of State Investigation Bureau (SIB) and charged to court because I stole my boss’s car last October, a month after I was employed as a driver. “It was my friends that lured me into the act. I took the vehicle, a Mercedes E240 2002 model, to Akwa Ibom State, where I searched for a buyer. I was still in Akwa Ibom State when my friends who encouraged me to steal the car led operatives of SIB to arrest me. Unknown to me, they posed as buyers. I was then taken to prison on February 18 and was released June 27. I spent four months.” Denial Reacting to the allegations, the Public Relation Officer of Nigeria Prisons, Lagos State, Deputy Superintendent of Prison, O.O Oladokun said, “I appreciate the fact that you have made effort to verify. Those claims are far from the truth. There is no atom of truth in these allegations. No such thing exists that is happening in the Kirikiri Medium Prison.”

LadyF how market?

ladyF:
Hmmm.... I've had my own experience in Nairaland jail several times, but Nigerian prison, I can't help you with any experience with that one o.

Ermmm....make I go continue my search for bitcoin to buy sef. N500/$

It's [size=15pt]LadyF[/size] again

Gay sh1t in Nigeria prisons is very rare and on the very down low and usually among the very lowest strata of prisoners.

It isn't as common as it is made to be but the wardens do give them space to practice their nonsense and use them as punishment to new younger stubborn prisoners who refuse to fall in line.

You will be more worried about getting provisions you take for granted like bathing and washing soap, toothpaste, insecticides for mosquitoes and daily weed to help the time fly pass.

Food is crap and so you must consider making provisions to feed yourself. This will be more expensive than those awaiting trial as a convict your feeding only comes from the prison kitchen so you will have to part with huge money to get a warden bring you foodstuff and cooking utensils.


Not only that you will be taxed on that by the prison hierarchy.

notoriousbabe:
yes now. Body no be wood. If you fit settle the wardens dem fit arrange olosho for you from outside or bring in your wife or girl friend for you to fok

Your answer didn't answer my question very well. Do older inmates rape new inmates then they arrive?

Topmostt:

Your answer didn't answer my question very well. Do older inmates rape new inmates then they arrive?

your question na exam abi na interview you no sabi the road to prison?mtcheeeeew

sauceEEP:
Why is everyone scaring the op with talks of a$$ drilling? Is that even possible considering the fact that Nigeria frowns at it?

Errrm, its not their fault. Starvation and a way to ease of sexual errm tension u know. G, gays exist. I started believing last month when I was advanced by a gay

Topmostt:

Your answer didn't answer my question very well. Do older inmates rape new inmates then they arrive?

New imates are threatened with rape to intimidate them to give up what they have.

Hmmmmm

Don't be scared.
Slap the first person you meet to command respect.
Share your first meal to draw followers.
Give yourself popular nick name like python , Lord vegas, Virus etc
Discover who has some money or rich that you will use to bribe the wardens to favour you.
Once you gain ensure every prisoner collect money from their visitors to pay your levy.

Note: Anyone that try to do the above to you, go for his balls or throat to keep him down immediately

Survive bro !!!!!!

soberdrunk:
1)Bros as you enter, the first person way you see just grab am bite hin ear "chew am swallow"!! Swallow am ooo! You don first establish say you nor dey okay so that respect don dey!

2) Dey follow urself talk to keep up with the act, just dey say rubbish even if nah tupac song way you dey rap backwards

3) Always be on the offensive, dey attack people randomly.......

4) Don't ever show any sign of "Fear"

5)If you cannot do 1-4 make sure you have a huge sum of money to settle Warder for "vip" treatment or else wetin ur eye go see for jail.........

LOL...

Informative thread. I no envy una wey don go oo and I no pray to experience am at all.

People on Nairaland comment can make person pee for body! Chai there is God o.

greatness22:
Lol, you sound as if you're ready to drill him.

What did you see in my post that made you think that? Na wetin i dey find 4 my fellow man yansh?

prodiG:
What did you see in my post that made you think that? Na wetin i dey find 4 my fellow man yansh?

Just joking bro!

greatness22:
Just joking bro!

I had to go through every comment. found the thread very educative, it made me reflect on some things and also ask myself some questions. For the very first time in my life I'm Appreciating the fact that I'm free.

soberdrunk:
1)Bros as you enter, the first person way you see just grab am bite hin ear "chew am swallow"!! Swallow am ooo! You don first establish say you nor dey okay so that respect don dey!

2) Dey follow urself talk to keep up with the act, just dey say rubbish even if nah tupac song way you dey rap backwards

3) Always be on the offensive, dey attack people randomly.......

4) Don't ever show any sign of "Fear"

5)If you cannot do 1-4 make sure you have a huge sum of money to settle Warder for "vip" treatment or else wetin ur eye go see for jail.........

confirm ex conv!

OP, try to sample his advice. But, how you take do am now?

PussySmasher:
Op who you kill . See ur name sef .Hitler and Gaddafi, two tyrants now tell me why you no go go prison.

Well the only advice I can give is to prepare your ass for some serious drilling because there you go meet people wey neva fvck for twenty years and as a newcomer and a fine boy, you must receive some screwing. Its mandatory.

Laff don nearly crack my ribs..

PussySmasher:
Op who you kill . See ur name sef .Hitler and Gaddafi, two tyrants now tell me why you no go go prison.

Well the only advice I can give is to prepare your ass for some serious drilling because there you go meet people wey neva fvck for twenty years and as a newcomer and a fine boy, you must receive some screwing. Its mandatory.

Experience is d best. Teacher........i feel ur pain. broda

TerrorSquad147:
OP don't show any sign of fear when entering and when already in.
Act like a bad boy, and for you to survive you need to join a clique there...Nobody is drilling your butt-hole like they've been saying.
Goodluck.....

Too much prison break na him dey cos dis kind advice

soberdrunk:
1)Bros as you enter, the first person way you see just grab am bite hin ear "chew am swallow"!! Swallow am ooo! You don first establish say you nor dey okay so that respect don dey!

2) Dey follow urself talk to keep up with the act, just dey say rubbish even if nah tupac song way you dey rap backwards

3) Always be on the offensive, dey attack people randomly.......

4) Don't ever show any sign of "Fear"

5)If you cannot do 1-4 make sure you have a huge sum of money to settle Warder for "vip" treatment or else wetin ur eye go see for jail.........

soberdrunk:
1)Bros as you enter, the first person way you see just grab am bite hin ear "chew am swallow"!! Swallow am ooo! You don first establish say you nor dey okay so that respect don dey!

2) Dey follow urself talk to keep up with the act, just dey say rubbish even if nah tupac song way you dey rap backwards

3) Always be on the offensive, dey attack people randomly.......

4) Don't ever show any sign of "Fear"

5)If you cannot do 1-4 make sure you have a huge sum of money to settle Warder for "vip" treatment or else wetin ur eye go see for jail.........

You wicked! See as i dey laugh like i wan die. Funny.

egokudiowomoney:
Just go through this write up,i think you will gain one or two things there.Crime Guard spoke to a 32-year-old Liberian simply called Andre (surname withheld), who was released from Medium Prison, Kirikiri, on Monday, June 27, 2016 after spending four months in prison custody for car theft. Excerpts: “My trouble started immediately I was handed over to the warder after being taken to the court in Ikeja. The warder asked me to pay N1000. I gave him the N500 I had with me and my Investigation Police Officer (IPO) gave him additional N500 as transportation to the prison. As soon as I got to the prison, I was taken to a cell called the Welcome cell.” Welcome cell It was a new experience for him, he said, and added: “Inside the Welcome cell, I was beaten by fellow inmates that night because I had no money to pay for the cell fee, before I was taken to the general cells.” Inside the cells Narrating his ordeal, Andre who studied computer science and mathematics at the University of Calabar, Cross River State, said that inside the prison, they have special section for VIPs, where inmates who have the resources pay between N30,000 to N100,000 depending on how well furnished the rooms are. Some of the VIP rooms, according to findings, have fans and radio. Such inmates, Crime Guard gathered, are allowed to use mosquito nets, iPhones and iPads. Further findings revealed that they also watch movies while the general cells are for inmates who can’t afford the VIP cells. Cell Cell “In the general cells, we have about 65 to 75 inmates. The cells include H1, H2, H3 and H4, while the VIP cells are C2, K4, New Building, Abia House, built by a former governor of Abia State. “Some of the inmates who are currently residing in the VIP cells are Philip Osas who is facing charges on armed robbery. He occupies K4 cell. Also, there are one Kola and Ifeanyi who have been facing robbery charges for six years. Ifeanyi was released two weeks ago by a Lagos State High Court. One Mr Akpan from Akwa Ibom State lives in C2 cell; he has been there for the past two years.” Extortion of inmates According to him, “Each cell has a marshal who is like the president in charge of the cell. Each marshal buys the position from the warders and generates revenue for the warders. “Warders usually collect money from inmates to install them as marshal. Marshals pay the warders money to enable inmates cook in the cell. They pay money to warders and also buy new inmates who are kept in their cells like slaves. ‘Inmates are bought for between N500 to N1000’ “These inmates are extorted by the marshals. During the four months I spent, I paid twice to repair federal vehicles that took us to court. I had to pay for vehicle tyres to be bought. “If inmates don’t contribute money for the repair of the vehicle or for buying of tyres, they won’t be taken to court especially for those whose cases are still awaiting trial. “The last time, we were made to contribute N350,000 from the 52 cells in the prison. The headache before I left was that every week, cells were made to contribute N1,300 which they use to purchase diesel for generator. The generator was bought by an ex-inmate who was released two months ago. “He gave them money to buy diesel for a year but unknown to the donor, we were being extorted. The chief warder informed us that the prison spends about N750 to feed each inmate daily, but the quality of food we are given cannot be served to a village dog because it is poisonous. “For instance, the soup for garri is made from grounded beans, no salt, no pepper, and no oil. In prison language it is called shapa. “The warders sell 75 per cent of the food items to inmates who have money. These inmates in turn resell the food stuff in retail qualities to other inmates who don’t eat from the daily food rations served in the prison. Extortion at the clinic “Another avenue where the warders extort inmates is via the prison clinic. The doctors and nurses sell to them, free drugs meant for sick inmates. There was a time I wasn’t feeling too well, and I was forced to purchase two sachets of Ampiclox from the clinic for N500. Several inmates have died as a result of improper medical care. Improper medical care “Each time our family members, friends or relatives send recharge cards to us, the warders make money. For instance, they give us N1000 for N1,500 airtime and N600 for N1000 airtime. Some of them even claim that the pin has been used after they have recharged it. “Any attempt to ask about the card will result in the inmate being taken to the punishment cell called Angola and before release; he would pay N5000 to the chief warder in charge of the yard. Every money collected from the inmates passes through this department. “Whenever non-governmental organizations, NGOs, religious groups or philanthropists bring gifts to the prison for inmates’ upkeep, the gifts are seized by the warders at the gate and thereafter, used by the warders for personal use. They claim that visiting is free but at the end of the day, they would collect money from relatives to allow them have access to us. Our relatives are forced to pay N1000 to be allowed to see us. If a visiting relative gives an inmate N1000, the warders will take N500 and give the inmate N500. Case of sodomy “There was a case of a marshal in 03 cell who was awaiting trial for rape and murder. He bought two young men who had no prison experience. Every night, he took turns to rape these inmates. The rape continued until the young inmates felt they had had enough and so reported to the chief warder. Surprisingly, no punishment was meted out to the marshal. Neither was the young men taken out of the cell. Luckily, he was released a few weeks later. ‘How I was lured into robbery’ “I came to Nigeria because of the war in my country. I have been in Nigeria for the past ten years. I was arrested by operatives of State Investigation Bureau (SIB) and charged to court because I stole my boss’s car last October, a month after I was employed as a driver. “It was my friends that lured me into the act. I took the vehicle, a Mercedes E240 2002 model, to Akwa Ibom State, where I searched for a buyer. I was still in Akwa Ibom State when my friends who encouraged me to steal the car led operatives of SIB to arrest me. Unknown to me, they posed as buyers. I was then taken to prison on February 18 and was released June 27. I spent four months.” Denial Reacting to the allegations, the Public Relation Officer of Nigeria Prisons, Lagos State, Deputy Superintendent of Prison, O.O Oladokun said, “I appreciate the fact that you have made effort to verify. Those claims are far from the truth. There is no atom of truth in these allegations. No such thing exists that is happening in the Kirikiri Medium Prison.”

Omo 9ja prison na hell fire o. C revelation. Na confirm cesspool of corruption. Na 2 prepare 4 d worst & carry plenty money sure pass.

It seems OP’s prison was a long Nairaland ban. I’ve gone through his posts and there is only a long two month gap.

If you have cash can u Bleep regularly?do the cells have light at night?

HitlerGaddafi how was your stay

Under no circumstances are you to drop the soap