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Hilarious Pickup Lines Most Girls Hate by RoyalBlak007: 9:57pm On Oct 12, 2016

Most females are turned off by guys who start a conversation with stupid and stereotyped phrases. When men try too hard to win a lady, they usually look ridiculous and foolish. You can use pickup lines only if you 100% sure it’s funny and won’t make a girl want to vomit. But first of all, remember some phrases you should never use.

No fruits, vegetables, flowers, and any other objects please cheesy

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber!

If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple!

If you were a flower, you’d be a damndelion!

If you were a vegetable, I’d pull the plug.

Are you an orphanage? Cause I want to give you kids.

Are you sandpaper? Cause I want you to rub my wood.

Are you an antiquar? Cause I have some junk that hasn’t been touched in years.

Are you an elevator? Because I want to go down on you.

If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.

If I were a watermelon, what would you do with my seed? Spit or swallow?

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines Most Girls Hate by Nobody: 10:00pm On Oct 12, 2016

Are you an okro seller? Cos your beauty draws me to you

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines Most Girls Hate by RoyalBlak007: 10:20pm On Oct 12, 2016

Never mention parents and relatives grin

Is your daddy a baker? Cause you got a nice set of buns.

Hey girl, is your daddy in prison? Cause if I was your daddy, I’d be in prison.

You have a better body than my dead great-grandmother.

You remind me of my sister. Do you want to get laid?

You’re hotter than my daughter.

Is your dad a cement mixer. Cause you are making me hard?

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines Most Girls Hate by RoyalBlak007: 10:22pm On Oct 12, 2016

Don’t be pathetic grin

I’m afraid of the dark. Will you sleep in my bed with me tonight?

Hey, baby. I just shit my pants, can I get in yours?

Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?

I have a rare tropical disease which will kill me unless I have sex within the next half hour.

I may not be the most handsome guy in here, but I’m the only one talking to you.

My love for you is like diarrhea; I just can’t hold it in.

I lost my puppy. Can you help me find him? I think he went into that motel room across the street.

I lost my keys. Can I check your pants?

Do you sleep on your stomach? No. Can I?

I lost my virginity ! Can I have yours?

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines Most Girls Hate by RoyalBlak007: 10:24pm On Oct 12, 2016

Be careful with girls’ legs cheesy

Nice legs. What time do they open?

If your right leg was Christmas and your left leg was Easter, would you let me come for dinner between the holidays?

The word of the day is legs. Let’s go to my house and spread the word.

You look like a swan. You have skinny legs and a fat ass.

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines Most Girls Hate by RoyalBlak007: 10:26pm On Oct 12, 2016

No science
angry

I’m a man! You’re a woman! You do the math!

You must have a p-value of at least 0.05, because I fail to reject you.

Hey baby, want to socialize your means of reproduction?

Did you know a teaspoon of sperm only contains 2 calories?

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines Most Girls Hate by McBrooklyn(m): 10:26pm On Oct 12, 2016

Lol, I could remember chyking a babe with this line

"Baby you look famiLIAR, are you from PhiladelPHIA??"

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines Most Girls Hate by McBrooklyn(m): 10:27pm On Oct 12, 2016

Mtcheeeew!!! I'll tell you this and I'll keep on telling you this "Guys, the best way to chyke a babe nowadays is to attack her pride abi na ego"

Nigeria is in recession and most ladies of nowadays needs men to foot dem bills, and that's why the so-called Yoruba Demon are making it big time with breaking ladies heart like egg

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines Most Girls Hate by Nobody: 10:31pm On Oct 12, 2016

Do people really use these lines?

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines Most Girls Hate by Loyalblak007(f): 10:32pm On Oct 12, 2016

;Dfunny

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines Most Girls Hate by Nobody: 10:39pm On Oct 12, 2016

These lines angry

Imagine a guy saying to me "nice legs,what time do they open" angry

just imagine. Smh

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines Most Girls Hate by ever811(m): 10:50pm On Oct 12, 2016

I beg I need help...my bae walk in just as I finish eating suya,.she was feeling hot down there so we started out and she ask me to sock her pun@nny which I did,but she jumped up and ran out with her pant in her hand swearing never to come back again...pls I need your aep what should I do?../

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines Most Girls Hate by Loyalblak007(f): 10:52pm On Oct 12, 2016

ever811:
I beg I need help...my bae walk in just as I finish eating suya,.she was feeling hot down there so we started out and she ask me to sock her pun@nny which I did,but she jumped up and ran out with her pant in her hand swearing never to come back again...pls I need your aep what should I do?../

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines Most Girls Hate by DozieInc(m): 11:19pm On Oct 12, 2016

Bae is your dad a terrorist? cos you are the bomb... was so crazzy about using those lines.

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines Most Girls Hate by faruz: 11:59pm On Oct 12, 2016

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines Most Girls Hate by Nobody: 6:19am On Oct 13, 2016

Piercedclit:
These lines Imagine a guy saying to me "nice legs,what time do they open" just imagine. Smh

Bad guy

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines Most Girls Hate by badassdude: 6:23am On Oct 13, 2016

"Look into my eyes, what do you see?" grin

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines Most Girls Hate by Rhayne(f): 9:46am On Oct 13, 2016

badassdude:
"Look into my eyes, what do ywou see?"

Your eyeballs! grin

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines Most Girls Hate by jashar(f): 10:12am On Oct 13, 2016

Do Nigeria dudes say these?

Their favourite pick up line is, 'hello, excuse me please, you look familiar'. Or,' where have we met before'?

Or, 'hey cutie, can we get talking?'

Iranu..........................

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines Most Girls Hate by badassdude: 10:14am On Oct 13, 2016

Rhayne:

Your eyeballs!

One said "i see failure"

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines Most Girls Hate by AlexCk: 10:52am On Oct 13, 2016

RoyalBlak007:
Most females are turned off by guys who start a conversation with stupid and stereotyped phrases. When men try too hard to win a lady, they usually look ridiculous and foolish. You can use pickup lines only if you 100% sure it’s funny and won’t make a girl want to vomit. But first of all, remember some phrases you should never use.
No fruits, vegetables, flowers, and any other objects please
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cutecumber!
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple!
If you were a flower, you’d be a damndelion!
If you were a vegetable, I’d pull the plug.
Are you an orphanage? Cause I want to give you kids.
Are you sandpaper? Cause I want you to rub my wood.
Are you an antiquar? Cause I have some junk that hasn’t been touched in years.
Are you an elevator? Because I want to go down on you.
If you were a booger, I’d pick you first.
If I were a watermelon, what would you do with my seed? Spit or swallow?

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines Most Girls Hate by Rhayne(f): 5:07pm On Oct 13, 2016

badassdude:

One said "i see failure"

Hehehe...i feel that guy's pain

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines Most Girls Hate by bibijay123(f): 5:44pm On Oct 13, 2016

jashar:
[i][color=#770077][font=Lucida Sans Unicode]Do Nigeria dudes say these?

Their favourite pick up line is, 'hello, excuse me please, you look familiar'. Or,' where have we met before'?

Or, 'hey cutie, can we get talking?'

Iranu..........................

Lol or do u live around here? grin

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines Most Girls Hate by teezeelee: 5:47pm On Oct 13, 2016

jashar:
Do Nigeria dudes say these?

Their favourite pick up line is, 'hello, excuse me please, you look familiar'. Or,' where have we met before'?

Or, 'hey cutie, can we get talking?'

Iranu..........................

buh yu sha accpt am

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines Most Girls Hate by jashar(f): 5:58pm On Oct 13, 2016

bibijay123:

Lol or do u live around here?

ehn ooo....

You sabi them.

Nansense

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Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines Most Girls Hate by jashar(f): 6:00pm On Oct 13, 2016

teezeelee:
buh yu sha accpt am

God forbid evils.

No be that kain toasting I go accept.

It starts from friendships.....

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines Most Girls Hate by badassdude: 12:54am On Oct 14, 2016

jashar:

God forbid evils.

No be that kain toasting I go accept.

It starts from friendships.....

Can we be fwends? grin

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines Most Girls Hate by teezeelee: 7:57am On Oct 14, 2016

jashar:

God forbid evils.

No be that kain toasting I go accept.

It starts from friendships.....

hmmm.

i know your type cool

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines Most Girls Hate by NevetsIbot(m): 8:20am On Oct 14, 2016

lol... I've never used pick up lines and i can't start now

Re: Hilarious Pickup Lines Most Girls Hate by jashar(f): 9:02am On Oct 14, 2016

badassdude:

Can we be fwends?

Na so

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