[quote author=okikiosibodu post=50370697]copied from Emskaro STUDENT: Sir, can I ask a question? TEACHER: Yes! STUDENT: How to put an elephant inside the fridge? TEACHER: I dnt knw. STUDENT: It's easy, you just open the fridge nd put it in. I have another. question! TEACHER: Ok, ask. STUDENT: How to put a donkey inside the fridge? TEACHER: It's easy, you just open the fridge nd put it in. STUDENT: No sir, you just open the fridge take out the elephant nd put it in. TEACHER: Ooh...ok!! STUDENT: If all the animals went to the lion's birthday party, with one animal missing which one would it be? TEACHER: The lion of course because it would eat all the animals. STUDENT: No sir, the donkey because it's still inside the fridge. TEACHER: Are you kidding me? STUDENT: No sir, one last question. TEACHER: Ok! STUDENT: If there's a river of crocodiles nd you wanted to cross, how would you? TEACHER: There's no way, I would need a ladder to cross. STUDENT: No sir, you just swim nd cross it

okikiosibodu:

Hehehehehehehehehehe. Oya sorry

you thought i won't come with anything before Next time you won't say that again because i am ever ready

So a joke thread has been reduced to a crushing and forming thread.

I can't wait to see the look on those guys face when they finally realize that a fellow guy is behind those monikers with female signs.

Pheeew

IfoyinTEDO:
So a joke thread has been reduced to a crushing and forming thread.

I can't wait to see the look on those guys face when they finally realize that a fellow guy is behind those monikers with female signs.

Pheeew

Lol... Demon

@Hakeem4
Thanks for the love.... I see your handy work. This is dedicated to you....

okikiosibodu:
@Hakeem4
Thanks for the love.... I see your handy work. This is dedicated to you....

Thanks

You really killed me with laughter

okikiosibodu:

Lol @ after your mum whoop you and then says come and eat
You want to form that time but hunger self no go gree, you go come dey take one eye look the food
Sometimes sha, person go come act stubborn say e no want so that mama go beg am

Maths be like.
A plane z travelling at 235km/hr south-west and d wind z blowing at 5km/hr south east,calculate d age of d pilot..
Maths why
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okikiosibodu:
Maths be like.
A plane z travelling at 235km/hr south-west and d wind z blowing at 5km/hr south east,calculate d age of d pilot..
Maths why
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Lol

Hurray it's Christmas the king of kings is born and he is the very essence of life. Hallelujah Christ is born so In case you don't see me online....just know that I have followed the wise men to Jerusalem for baby Jesus baby shower �
Merry Christmas and a prosperous 2018

ATTENTION!!!
All those calling me on the phone that they want to come to my house on Christmas day, Please please and please go back and read your Bible. Jesus was born in Bethlehem and not in my house. I am on way to the birth place So the party is in Bethlehem. See you there Merry Christmas in advance

okikiosibodu:
ATTENTION!!!
All those calling me on the phone that they want to come to my house on Christmas day, Please please and please go back and read your Bible. Jesus was born in Bethlehem and not in my house. I am on way to the birth place So the party is in Bethlehem. See you there Merry Christmas in advance

@okikiosibodu, na lie! That excuse no go work! Your house na the Bethlehem today. Better go and buy Xmas chicken and start preparing it now before visitors go storm your house

In fact, describe your house make I come join you to go to Bethlehem together.

Instead of all these Aboki Okada riders to tell you they don't know the place you are going to, they will just call price for you. So I decided to teach one of them a lesson.

ME: Bike, Bike, you dey go?
ABOKI: Oga where I dey go?
ME: Australia, How much?
ABOKI: Kai! Oga how much I gwo pay?
ME: You tell me how much u go collect..
Aboki: ₦300 oga! 
ME: Ha? Australia no far na, no be ₦100?
Aboki: I know the place oga, pay ₦200 gaskia! 
ME: (try to leave him) Oya make we go...***Starts Bike***

Since 2 hours on bike, we are still on our way to Australia.....Aboki don drive round town and I'm enjoying the ride.

ABOKI: Oga, I neva reach?
ME: No ooo! E remain small; but you say you know the place?
ABOKI: Yes I know am Oga, I dey for front but your money I don pass ₦200.
ME: No wàhálà, I go Add ₦20 ... Just continue...

I go gist una how e end. But not now sha, we still dey road. Today, I must reach Australia with ₦220.

okikiosibodu:
Instead of all these Aboki Okada riders to tell you they don't know the place you are going to, they will just call price for you. So I decided to teach one of them a lesson.

ME: Bike, Bike, you dey go?
ABOKI: Oga where I dey go?
ME: Australia, How much?
ABOKI: Kai! Oga how much I gwo pay?
ME: You tell me how much u go collect..
Aboki: ₦300 oga! 
ME: Ha? Australia no far na, no be ₦100?
Aboki: I know the place oga, pay ₦200 gaskia! 
ME: (try to leave him) Oya make we go...***Starts Bike***
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I go gist una how e end. But not now sha, we still dey road. Today, I must reach Australia with ₦220. 

Hahaha, oga you no fear 'nama' knife? .... You self, which Australia you dey go within town?

Those guys' got no chill, they dont joke o, abeg make Australia no turn to something else, no talk say Vivie no warn you o, I don talk my own

Chicken na chicken Abeg, xmas on point

Am not a prophet but I can prophecy, you are still using a 2017 toothbrush true or false

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gY172hQA2g

okikiosibodu:
Am not a prophet but I can prophecy, you are still using a 2017 toothbrush true or false

Lol... And why are u slow with the updates?

Sugar97:


Lol... And why are u slow with the updates?

Works has almost killed my enemy. No vex was on duty on Dec 25 and Jan 1 sef. I wee turn a new leaf. No vex

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DROP THE BONE
A few hours ago, I received this message from a friend, and I thought it wise to share. May you please share with all your loved ones. Have a wonderful 2018.
A dog has taught me an important lesson in this encounter.
I was in a car commuting from home to my daily errands. The car was speeding at about 80kms per hour.
Suddenly, I saw a dog running so fact trying to overtake the car so that it could cross the road.
I was frightened that the car would overrun the dog. I was praying that the dog would increase its speed and cross the road safely. The car was fast approaching the dog.
Then, I saw the dog suddenly increase its speed and was able to cross the road successful.
Pheew, I sighed, thanking God it wasn’t hit by the car.
But, there is something I noticed that fell off before the dog suddenly increased its speed.
I asked the driver, could you please reverse. I need to see what fell off.
When I saw what fell off, one of the greatest lessons sunk into my thick skull.
The dog let go of the BONE.
It was that SIMPLE, it reached a point where the dog had to let go of the bone in order to gain speed and save its life.
Men, the dog is SMART… I thought.
What’s the LESSON?
Let go of the bone.
There are bones we have held onto in 2017.
If we succeed to let go of the 2017 ‘BONES’, then we will do wonders in 2018 and years beyond.
There are so many types of bones which for sure have held us back.
Let’s make the painful decision of letting go of the bone. Let’s not cross over 2017 with our BONES.
Let’s drop them immediately.
- Failure to seek new thoughts or new ways of doing things is a BONE
- Doing things in the same unsuccessful manner, year in year out is a BONE
- Thinking that money alone is the source of your happiness; that’s the HARDEST BONE
- Going to work late and acting irresponsibly is a BONE
- Not worshiping God, be it in a CHURCH or MOSQUE; that’s a tricky bone, even the hyena cannot handle.
- Watching our friends fail; yet we could have helped them succeed…BONE
These are only few examples, the list is endless.
Let’s drop the BONE, so that we have a prosperous 2018 and years ahead.
Please tell all your friends and your loved ones to drop the BONE.
Bones lag us behind from reaching our God-destined potential.
Happy New Year 2018. God bless you abundantly.

okikiosibodu:
Am not a prophet but I can prophecy, you are still using a 2017 toothbrush true or false

True

okikiosibodu:

Works has almost killed my enemy. No vex was on duty on Dec 25 and Jan 1 sef. I wee turn a new leaf. No vex

Duty is of different kinds. Im not asking you which one o

vivie01:
Duty is of different kinds. Im not asking you which one o

Lol. Ayaf Laff tire o

okikiosibodu:

Lol. Ayaf Laff tire o

Nawa o, English is hard in 9ja o
Which one is
"Are u going to come? '

The difference between BATHROOM and BAFFROOM .................
In BATHROOM, one can take a cute selfie. But in BAFFROOM, hmmm hmmmmm! If your soap falls on the floor, just forget it!

Chei! Just because I borrowed a pen from a cashier and forgot to return it, I got home now and received a debit alert of #70..... First Bank! My God will fight for me o!!!

Can someone please deposit money into my First Bank Account. I want to know if my alert is still working.....

I pray it will not happen to you. What? Watch this comedy skit by *JB CREATION* ��

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnEkqzHsObk&t=4s

Borday: I heard u now work at the
bakery.?
Akpos: oh yes. I started last week.
Borday: but you have never brought
any bread home.
Akpos: Your sister who works at the
airport, has she brought
any aeroplane to the house? And
even you who works at the
mortuary, have you brought
any dead body home before?

this has been the best comedy section in nairaland. guy you too much