Smellymouth:




Baba na true na..

Those daughters of Jezebel haff spoilt cucumber..

nikkypearl:
What are the health benefits of eating cucumber ?

talktonase:
The paupers stubbornness as you call it will be subtly maneuvered by the international community.When the got you by the jugular, there is nothing you can do but to concede.

nikkypearl:
What are the health benefits of eating cucumber ?

Young03:
this reminds me of a girl that died in unn last year because she was using cucumber and it broke inside her pussy

malaria:
. It depends on the means of consumption

murphyibiam15:

Lol....she didn't die....why not ask questions of what u don't know
She was immediately rushed to the hospital...meanwhile how can cucumber breaking inside her lead to her death?

Young03:


ask people that know more than u

she was rushed to medical center, she was asked to provide her parents before any medical attention,

she ran away...later died

murphyibiam15:

Lie lie.....how will u know what happened in unn when u are in edo state....I know u are from Nsukka but I schooled i unn and know about it.....she was later rushed outside the hospital after she absconded unn medical center

Papikush:


A beauty queen was caught using cucumber on herself alongside practicing lesbianism with her friends. We are the cucumber activist. Understand?

UncutSk:
where is the video gimme links now!!!

No be me

Bro, Google it, you will get a redirection to the site you will be able to download

Papikush:


No be me

Bro, Google it, you will get a redirection to the site you will be able to download

UncutSk:
what are the exact keywords I should use to search?

Miss cucumber

OK, seriously.... Check it out

http://Gq234.com

nikkypearl:
What are the health benefits of eating cucumber ?

nubian999:


Ewww now I wish I never asked

Thank you for your input thou

Smellymouth:
Dear CUCUMBER, WE just wana say sorry for all the stress these girls have brought upon you..

You were created to be just a lovely fruit until these daughters of EVE discovered you..

Our prayers are up for you in all your adventures..GOD be with you Cucumber..


#IStandWithCucumber##

Smellymouth:
Dear CUCUMBER, WE just wana say sorry for all the stress these girls have brought upon you..

You were created to be just a lovely fruit until these daughters of EVE discovered you..

Our prayers are up for you in all your adventures..GOD be with you Cucumber..


#IStandWithCucumber##

Wow! ....That's one big cucumber you've got there

Smellymouth:
Dear CUCUMBER, WE just wana say sorry for all the stress these girls have brought upon you..

You were created to be just a lovely fruit until these daughters of EVE discovered you..

Our prayers are up for you in all your adventures..GOD be with you Cucumber..


#IStandWithCucumber##

Infomizer:
Dear cucumber girl,

Congratulations on making it to social media in the most unexpected manner possible.

You have given Nigerians something to talk about, a distraction from their present circumstances.

And the bloggers? They're still feasting on your tryst and they've gone for the jugular while at it.

With time, it'll pass. I give it till the end of next week. Sahara reporters will give them something else to talk about.

Until then, keep your head up!

Yes, a lot of people saw the video, and many will still see it. 'Few' will be disappointed.

But many...Many will secretly wish they felt what you felt. Others will wish they were the cucumber.

Others actually know what it feels like because they're also cucumber customers. Cucumbers in all variations (natural and artificial).

So don't mind what people say. Those that matter to you will still matter to you if they're worth 'mattering' to you.

Le/La Boo will still be Le/La Boo if s/he is worth being 'en-booed'

As for the rest, let them say. Na jealousy and hypocrisy go finish them. Hypo sef no fit wash away their sins.

It's just sad that the society is filled with the jealous and hypocritical. In another clime, things woulda been different.

But as long as their talk doesn't translate to debit alerts, let them say!

If you've got something to offer, all these won't matter with time. Methinks that's what you should focus on.

I just pity the fact that women might no longer wanna buy cucumbers in public again. That's bad for the sellers.

Other than this, live your life as you deem fit. It's your body.

Sincerely,
A cucumber owner.

heybee72:

Who made you The senate... Are u trying to say that it's legal to get involved in such acts? Cos all I read in his your post is encouraging lesbianism... God will put ish all the Gays in this country Ijn

heybee72:

Who made you The senate... Are u trying to say that it's legal to get involved in such acts? Cos all I read in his your post is encouraging lesbianism... God will put ish all the Gays in this country Ijn

lilee2hot:


Oga Senator, Since you cannot get a joke and you are so bitter i recommend 2 spoons of honey 3 times daily...

#IStandwithcucumber

hahn:
Let the hypocrisy begin!

talktonase:
The funny thing about this cucumber incident is that,its going to be an avenue for gay rights to be championed in this country. I will sit back and watch how the drama unfolds...