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Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by Potu(m): 7:25pm On Oct 07, 2009
Balogun:

Be glad if anyone can translate Aderex's request to understandable English

AdeRex:

Help!

Ppl, please make I ask one question wey dey trouble me. My best paddy wey for meet me for America no fit come. Him people say the boy de in love with this girl, for say, the girl give am ‘kosomi.’ Weyting be kosomi? Him people say na ogogoro. Dem say the bobo don leave isale-eko; he now de comute from the girl her place in Ikorodu to work in Apapa for Lagos.

Something de wey fit break this kosomi. This foolish man is suppose to be here in school studing not with some woman. A beg, help B/C this boy be my real paddy man.



AdeRex,

I gather that you are concerned with your friend's well being.  You are rightly concerned.  We all should have friends that care for us, and your worries are very well founded.

“Kosomi” is a very addictive drug that many babalawos in Nigeria market as a ‘Love Potion’ -- a concoction credited with magical power; can make the one who takes it love the one who gave it.  However, kosomi is a highly addictive drug many times more addictive than cocaine or heroin.  Dilute alcohol potentiates (increases) its effects thousands of times, like blood potentiates the actions of hydrogen peroxide.  Therefore, the taker is encouraged to drink a dilute alcohol such as beer.  And, hence the name ‘Kosomi,’ meaning - -There isn’t water - - please have some beer. 

Kosomi is the latex released by lacerating (or "scoring"wink the immature seed pods of local papaverine-like shrubs.  Kosomi is not made with ogogoro, which is illicit gin.  But some how, your people are right.  Rather, ogogoro is used to extract kosomi from the latex of papaverine.

When what causes the problem is what gives the relief; we say you are in an addictive cycle.  Your friend may or may not be in love with this girl; but he is definitely an addict.  Withdrawal pains from kosomi drives him straight into this woman’s hands for a fix.

Kosomi being something called a plant alkaloid has a property (partition coefficient) that requires it to be administered in certain meals such as ‘akara (fried beans balls),’ or scrambled eggs; or sprinkled on ‘dodo (fried plantains).’

Is there an antidote for kosomi[b]?[/b] Yes there is.  The babalawo who gave her the kosomi usually gives her another material that she must drink and insert into her womanliness.  She is told this material ‘ewe’ works in synergy with the kosomi, and if she does not drink or insert it; the kosomi will not work.  Actually; that is not true.  Kosomi is addictive without ewe.  Ewe is actually the antagonist to kosomi, which prevents the girl from becoming an addict, in case she partakes in the food containing the kosomi.

I don’t know the long term effects or health hazards of kosomi.  However, all addictive drugs are dangerous to me.  The gentleman’s relatives may have to take very hostile measure, such as relocate both of them in countries such as Canada, or the United States, where it will be difficult for her to get kosomi.  Unfortunately, Great Britain is not safe; many Nigerian and non-Nigerians have means of getting their hands on kosomi in Great Britain.  Good luck with your friend.  Don’t give up on him; he needs a friend.
Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by AdeRex: 1:11am On Oct 08, 2009
Potu:




OMG! You mean say kosomi no be juju. Na just drug like egbo (weed). a-ask one Naija doc here for Berkeley whether him no about juju dem call kosomi. He look me like a don go crazy. He say, him never hear of kosomi and make him give me good advice; “Juju no de.” a-just say OK, a-walk away.

My paddy they comute from some woman house for Ikorodu to work at Apapa; 6 days a week, you say juju no dey. OK!

You no something. I will invite my paddy to come visit me for Berkeley. The Maritime Lines him de work, na him papa and my papa get am. So, time-off from work no be problem; visa no be problem. Ganja de take like 30 days to clear for body; a go force am make him stay here for 2 months. So, a-feel say for 2 months the Kosomi go clear from him body. Even if him need detox, a don ready. That poo go clear for him system. After the kosomi clear from him body; then a go tell am: MF, you be drug addict.

Mr. Potu, God bless you. You sabi things O! Thank you.
Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by jydoh(m): 12:36pm On Oct 08, 2009
jydoh:

Doctors plz help me out on this, Anxiously waiting

Balogun:

jydoh, do you have irritation in your scrotum(skin that houses your balls!!), your joystick or your groin. The stickiness you are talking about, does that come from the tip of your joystick. What time of the day do you notice it. What has this to do with your intimate life!!! Do you lack Attention or not Erupting properly. When you get your irritation, do you scratch at it. Need specifics and to the point

Tanx Doc for your response.

Yes i have the irritation on my scrotum ( skin that houses my balls), it itches me like mad, sometimes in the public i'll have to do the thing in one area, Also
the stickiness comes from the tip of my joystick, but not a visisblie discharge, i just notice it sticks to my thighs, The actuall time of the day is not constant, like presently i feel the itching all day for the passt 3 days, other times, i dont feel it until in the evening.

I notice that during sex, i barely last up to 2 mins for my rounds, also i have weak Attention and Attention for anoda round does not come until after 2-3 hours, maybe i'm gradually lossing interest in sex, unless i try to force myself by thinking of sex escapades i had with other g past, Doc, now i dont even have the courage to ask a girl out, cuz i feel i'm a 2 min man, and i sometime resort to self-service

Yes i scratch the scrotum when it iches me.

Also noticed i sometimes have wet dreams when i dont have sex in a long long while@ my mid thirties age, is dis not an effect of the trauma or is dt anoda spiritual problem,

Anticipating your quick response doc.

Thanks for your assistance & care doc, MAy god continue to be ur guaard and guide, AMen
Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by Lancoria: 10:58pm On Oct 09, 2009
Helo dr .My problem startd 2yrs ago my syntoms then were crawlin sensation, bite inside me, yellowish discharge wen am in d toilet, at time as if there is no enough blood in me right hand & leg at times{scram} & d major is the feeling as if there is pepper allover my body. dis make me feel sad all d time. I did a sperm & swap test d result said i av staph. Av spent so mch on drugs includin herbs bt no positive result. I went 2 general 4months ago after complaining i was askd 2 do another test< blood> this shows i am diabetic. I tried 2show d doc d earlier test bt said he ws nt intrestd sticking with d one he ask me 2do. He gave me list of drugs & injections day & night 4 5days which i av taken d pepperis syntoms & crawling still exist. What is d next step b4 it too .late doct. I want to stop d pepper inside me.
Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by Lancoria: 12:14am On Oct 11, 2009
Lancoria:

Helo dr .My problem startd 2yrs ago my syntoms then were crawlin sensation, bite inside me, yellowish discharge wen am in d toilet, at time as if there is no enough blood in me right hand & leg at times{scram} & d major is the feeling as if there is pepper allover my body. dis make me feel sad all d time. I did a sperm & swap test d result said i av staph. Av spent so mch on drugs includin herbs bt no positive result. I went 2 general 4months ago after complaining i was askd 2 do another test< blood> this shows i am diabetic. I tried 2show d doc d earlier test bt said he ws nt intrestd sticking with d one he ask me 2do. He gave me list of drugs & injections day & night 4 5days which i av taken d pepperis syntoms & crawling still exist. What is d next step b4 it too .late doct. I want to stop d pepper inside me.
Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by denny4ril: 4:34am On Oct 11, 2009
catarrh for six years? i dont think that s catarrh anymore. if it comes during rainy season, drink hot tea, wear warm clothing and probably stay in the arms of someone that loves u. it will work
Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by jydoh(m): 7:44pm On Oct 12, 2009
jydoh:

Tanx Doc for your response.

Yes i have the irritation on my scrotum ( skin that houses my balls), it itches me like mad, sometimes in the public i'll have to do the thing in one area, Also
the stickiness comes from the tip of my joystick, but not a visisblie discharge, i just notice it sticks to my thighs, The actuall time of the day is not constant, like presently i feel the itching all day for the passt 3 days, other times, i dont feel it until in the evening.

I notice that during sex, i barely last up to 2 mins for my rounds, also i have weak Attention and Attention for anoda round does not come until after 2-3 hours, maybe i'm gradually lossing interest in sex, unless i try to force myself by thinking of sex escapades i had with other g past, Doc, now i dont even have the courage to ask a girl out, cuz i feel i'm a 2 min man, and i sometime resort to self-service

Yes i scratch the scrotum when it iches me.

Also noticed i sometimes have wet dreams when i dont have sex in a long long while@ my mid thirties age, is dis not an effect of the trauma or is dt anoda spiritual problem,

Anticipating your quick response doc.

Thanks for your assistance & care doc, MAy god continue to be your guaard and guide, AMen



Doc Tanx for ur usual assistance, i know u're squeezing out ur time to attend to us here out of ur busy schedules, may God continue to bless the works of ur hands,

please waiting anxiously for ur response, i want to know maybe its still staph/prostatitis and the process i need to go through again, i wan t to b healed please
Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by ojebird8: 12:12pm On Oct 13, 2009
Good to you sir
am a new user i just registerd yesterday and i was directed here hope you will be able to assist me . i had sex with my girl (unprotected sex) but the next day i gave her postinor two that was two weeks age . now she was meant to see her period and this is the six day and she has not seen it. can you pleases tell me what mean? or do you think she will still see it later on?
Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by biggaboy: 11:32am On Oct 14, 2009
docs in the house, i greet all, welldone for good jobs.may God always be in your support for serving humanity,

my question is that, i cant smell , is it possible for me to be able to smell? what is the cause? waiting for response, thanks.
Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by biggaboy: 11:42am On Oct 14, 2009
ojebird8:

Good to you sir
am a new user i just registerd yesterday and i was directed here hope you will be able to assist me . i had sex with my girl (unprotected sex) but the next day i gave her postinor two that was two weeks age . now she was meant to see her period and this is the six day and she has not seen it. can you pleases tell me what mean? or do you think she will still see it later on?

bros am not a doc, but i will advise you to move fast , there is high tendcy that your girlfriend is pregnant. it has happened to me the same way before while we confirmed she is pregnant, but thank God is my wife so , think twice, bye
Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by Balogun(m): 11:53am On Oct 15, 2009
ojebird8, as biggaboy has said he is not a doctor. I would advice you to ignore him!!! Postinor is whats called morning after pill. As long as it is taken within 72 hours after intercourse it should work. Assuming you girl didn't vomit it up or didn't have diarrhoea at the time. It leads to irregular periods. Advice you use condom in the mean time. Hope you didn't continue with unprotected sex after she took the tablets. Might be worthwhile doing a pregnancy test
Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by Balogun(m): 11:58am On Oct 15, 2009
As for your problem biggaboy, problem with smell could be sinus problem or problem in the front of the brain. Is it complete loss of smell or partial. See an Ear Nose and Throat surgeon and hopefully they might do a chemosensory test on you. Sometimes they might not find the cause. Good luck and no more advice to people on this site from you!!!
Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by Balogun(m): 12:00pm On Oct 15, 2009
naijaking, is all well with our lovely dr kathy. I see she has been off site for some time.
Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by naijaking1: 11:43pm On Oct 15, 2009
Balogun:

naijaking, is all well with our lovely dr kathy. I see she has been off site for some time.

I hope is ok, but I suspect it's work pressure.
Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by biggaboy: 11:35am On Oct 16, 2009
Balogun:

ojebird8, as biggaboy has said he is not a doctor. I would advice you to ignore him!!! Postinor is whats called morning after pill. As long as it is taken within 72 hours after intercourse it should work. Assuming you girl didn't vomit it up or didn't have diarrhoea at the time. It leads to irregular periods. Advice you use condom in the mean time. Hope you didn't continue with unprotected sex after she took the tablets. Might be worthwhile doing a pregnancy test
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dr. balo, am just sharing experience nothing more ,


Balogun link=topic=3465.msg4737547#msg4737547 date=1255604325:

As for your problem biggaboy, problem with smell could be sinus problem or problem in the front of the brain. Is it complete loss of smell or partial. See an Ear Nose and Throat surgeon and hopefully they might do a chemosensory test on you. Sometimes they might not find the cause. Good luck and no more advice to people on this site from you!!!

thanks.
Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by ojebird8: 12:13pm On Oct 16, 2009
biggaboy
thanks man forget you are not a doc but you are a life saver it was not i wanded but it wel now again thank for the advice
your
ojebird8
Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by biggaboy: 1:16pm On Oct 16, 2009
@ojebird8

you are welcome!
Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by Aladunni(f): 12:29pm On Oct 18, 2009
@ naijaking

my father died last friday 16th October, 2009. He will be buried next month too.
Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by Balogun(m): 9:23pm On Oct 18, 2009
Condolences from all of us here Aladunni
Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by bamboke(f): 10:56pm On Oct 18, 2009
Hello doctor,pls what if I don't want to have anymore kids and I can feel my period delayed for a few days.
What can I do to make it come,using a healthy means,pls tell me what to do.

Thank you
Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by naijaking1: 3:03am On Oct 19, 2009
Aladunni:

@ naijaking

my father died last friday 16th October, 2009. He will be buried next month too.

May his soul rest in peace.
You should also take heart knowing that you did everything humanly possible to prolong his life even by one day. You should be very proud of yourself, for all that you did for him.
Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by Aladunni(f): 9:49pm On Oct 19, 2009
naijaking1:

May his soul rest in peace.
You should also take heart knowing that you did everything humanly possible to prolong his life even by one day. You should be very proud of yourself, for all that you did for him.

thanks doc, am grateful
Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by Balogun(m): 10:33pm On Oct 19, 2009
bamboke, important to know your age and general health
Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by kenzyma(m): 5:39am On Oct 20, 2009
God bless the work of your hand. i am a long surfer of staphilococus. i went for test in 2008 and here is the result:
blood; Gram positive colli was seen mixed with wbc,staphylococcus aureus was isolated. and
Urine; Gram negative bacilli was seen mixed with pus cell, yielding moderate growth of Escherichia Coli.

Pls go on to give me medical support to kenzyma@gmail.com cause i still sufer from the disease.
Thanks
Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by carnal: 7:42am On Oct 20, 2009
pls assist me medication for two friends who also suffering from staphylococcus aureus ,pls send etails to anjola9ja@yahoo.com
Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by netsurf(m): 10:32am On Oct 20, 2009
@ Doctors in the house,

pls I need help, It first started by sneezing repeatedly at night followed by chest cough and in the afternoon of that day I could no longer breath properly and I'll feel so tired if I walk around the room up till now as I'm typing this. I started treating the cough by taking Dilarion cough syrup a chemist prescribed, after taking he first two spoons, I was a little bit relived, the breathing problem subsided but not completely so I finished the Drug but the condition relapsed as soon as I finished the bottle. The problem started last week Wednesday and since then I lost appetite for food although, initially, I was still taking pap in the morning and then the breathing would become harder and my chest tightened but since sunday till today I have not eating any food and I don't feel hungry.

I was told it's asthma when I revisited the pharmacist. He gave me Flaron yesterday but I don't know whether it's safe to take any drug since I can't eat, (if I take anything, my stomach becomes stiff and my chest is tightened as in when you inhale and hold your breath) which makes breathing becomes harder for me.

pls what should I do, I need urgent medical attention.
Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by bamboke(f): 5:44pm On Oct 20, 2009
bamboke:Hello doctor,pls what if I don't want to have anymore kids and I can feel my period delayed for a few days.What can I do to make it come,using a healthy means,pls tell me what to do.Thank you

I am 32& have intramural fibroid.

My cousin,placed me on daily birth pills,as I came negative in both blood&urine preg test.

I am like 4 or 5 days late still.

She said it would regulate it&cause my period to flow again.

Pls is this true? Thank u
Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by elokason: 11:37am On Oct 21, 2009
Pls doctor Balogun am dying down here of something moving inside my body like worm,they move just all over my body causing severe constant hotness of the body,coupled with unending headache, abodminal pain, sometimes itching.pls Drs. in the house i need ur advice, what do i do now,how best do i treat this,because it seems that the treatments i took were of no effect. For yrs now i hav been suffering this,what pains me most is that it is disturbing my academics life badly not to talk about the general discomfort. Am just a guy of 23 wrestling with health
Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by bamboke(f): 11:47am On Oct 21, 2009
@ elokason

Though I am not a doctor,but think you need to go for tests,eg staf test . I think such symptoms are like STIs infection.
Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by allycat: 11:56pm On Oct 21, 2009
Bamboke, this thread says Doctor in the house, peoplewho come here are asking for advice from proffesionals. If you have been following the thread, by now you would know that there is no condition called Staf or Staph. At least no qualified doctor believes in such and the doctors on this site have said it over and over again. They are doing a good job, please let them get on with it.
Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by naijaking1: 6:45am On Oct 23, 2009
allycat:

Bamboke, this thread says Doctor in the house, peoplewho come here are asking for advice from proffesionals. If you have been following the thread, by now you would know that there is no condition called Staf or Staph. At least no qualified doctor believes in such and the doctors on this site have said it over and over again. They are doing a good job, please let them get on with it.

Thank you. I agree with you, and am sure Dr. Balogun would agree with you too.
Re: Doctor in the House: Free Medical Advice Available by naijaking1: 6:48am On Oct 23, 2009
elokason:

Pls doctor Balogun am dying down here of something moving inside my body like worm,they move just all over my body causing severe constant hotness of the body,coupled with unending headache, abodminal pain, sometimes itching.pls Drs. in the house i need your advice, what do i do now,how best do i treat this,because it seems that the treatments i took were of no effect. For yrs now i hav been suffering this,what pains me most is that it is disturbing my academics life badly not to talk about the general discomfort. Am just a guy of 23 wrestling with health

You need to go see a qualified medical doctor who will perform a thorough examination, obtain a good history, and then give you provisional diagnosis after some diagnostic studies.

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