Ubenedictus:
He is back

Where?

analice107:

Pls leave my Hubby biko. Ah ah, nah only him miss prediction?

E don do biko.

Oya, darling MrPresident1, Your first lady has scared them off, now come out and give me a hug. I miss you soooo much.

Lmao! Our husband is back

MrPresident1:




My Dear, discretion as wise people say, is the better part of valour.

Truly, our God, works, in mysterious ways

Where did you disappear to?? Do you know how worried I've been? Do you realise I've not eaten since you left because of worry?

What's the new date?

Ishilove:

What's the new date?

Feb 14.....that guy is a joker.

Ishilove:

What's the new date?

Feb 14.....that guy is a joker.

Trippledee:


Feb 14.....that guy is a joker.

Feb 14? That will be quite interesting

He is not a joker!

Ishilove:
Lmao! Our husband is back

hahahahahahahhaha. Yes, he is.
Wait, Ishilove how us Postmann?

Ishilove:

Where did you disappear to?? Do you know how worried I've been? Do you realise I've not eaten since you left because of worry?

What's the new date?

hahahahahahaha.

Trippledee:


Feb 14.....that guy is a joker.

That will to close to my Birthday. Feb 15 will be my birthday. Let the Master wait let me celebrate my Bufday first o.

Na so MrPresident1 make me shift my wedding date.

MrPresident1:


My Dear, discretion as wise people say, is the better part of valour.
Truly, our God, works, in mysterious ways

I thought you av traveled out for holiday with Mr president buhari.
oh no, sorry, don't tell me you miss the invasion/rapture
you must be in hell right now, I guess

MrPresident1:




My Dear, discretion as wise people say, is the better part of valour.

Truly, our God, works, in mysterious ways

Ha ha he he rotflmao! Finally out of hiding, tired of peeping, like a rain drenched rat looking for d safest way to enter d house.
When elders in this waiting game tried to warn u, u insulted them. Oya let me join d chorus, when is ur new date?

Oga presido, how is heaven?

MrPresident1:




My Dear, discretion as wise people say, is the better part of valour.

Truly, our God, works, in mysterious ways

Exactly how long did it take you to fashion this response?

Ranchhoddas:
Exactly how long did it take you to fashion this response?

God has always been walking in mysterious ways. His failures are mysterious

Lmao! The responses enh.

You guys should give MrPresident1 some chill na. He is one of us and should be seen as such. This is all for fun, guys. Lets not be too hard on him

Ranchhoddas:
Exactly how long did it take you to fashion this response?

You are cold...

analice107:

That will to close to my Birthday. Feb 15 will be my birthday. Let the Master wait let me celebrate my Bufday first o.

Na so MrPresident1 make me shift my wedding date.

Don't worry, the Master's secretary will arrange a befitting date for the Lord's arrival so it won't clash with your birthday and wedding date again.

Boss13:


Apart from the Bible, what other book of truth have you read? There is this popular proverb in Nigeria - my mama soup na hin sweet pass, until you taste your neighbor mama soup, you will know the difference.

On the other hand, I was expecting you to pick each of the things I listed and address them. For me, this is not a conquest. I have read the Bible and other books and I know the difference. In short, those books aid me to understand the Bible. That is why when President01 was giving his false prediction I quickly called his attention.

I don't blame President01 for his false prediction, I'd rather blame him for his arrogance and now he is humbled. If the Bible had done a good job to address the kingdom of God, there would be no confusion.

I didn't read much books but am vast my dear. Scientifically, it has been proven that there was an alteration of the time which was done by JOSHUA of Hebrews/Jews/Isrealites or whatever name you want to address them with. Kindly refer a book of such magnitude. Even the Quaran that truly ranks behind the Bible have similarities with the Bible but some differences in some aspects, especially, war against infidels, marriage, fruits of Godliness, Jesus Christ as being saviour of mankind etc. In the court of law, where two testify on a thing, then it said to be real. Can't you see?, The world is blessed so much with gift of choice, I thank God because he guided me to have chosen my path and have you chosen yours?

analice107:

That will to close to my Birthday. Feb 15 will be my birthday. Let the Master wait let me celebrate my Bufday first o.

Na so MrPresident1 make me shift my wedding date.

We are talking spiritual matters you are talking about birthday. Who birthday epp?

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Did you really shift your wedding?

Ranchhoddas:
We are talking spiritual matters you are talking about birthday. Who birthday epp?

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Did you really shift your wedding?

lol, See who wants to talk spiritual matters. Wedding don become spiritual matter?

MrPresident1 start to shout since say, Jesus dey come. Ah, when Oga say..., I say, Oga wait, dem say Jesus dey come soon. I been no want marry come begin go heaven when i never consummate nah. You know our heaven no be allah heaven wey you go... know? So na em i say make i wait see, now wey e don pass. We go start pripa.

Ishilove:

Don't worry, the Master's secretary will arrange a befitting date for the Lord's arrival so it won't clash with your birthday and wedding date again.

He had better.

analice107:
hahahahahahahhaha. Yes, he is.
Wait, Ishilove how us Postmann?

i thought you were a monogamous lady...
What happened

analice107:

lol, See who wants to talk spiritual matters. Wedding don become spiritual matter?

MrPresident1 start to shout since say, Jesus dey come. Ah, when Oga say..., I say, Oga wait, dem say Jesus dey come soon. I been no want marry come begin go heaven when i never consummate nah. You know our heaven no be allah heaven wey you go... know? So na em i say make i wait see, now wey e don pass. We go start pripa

For real? And the groom-to-be agreed?

Olu317:
I didn't read much books but am vast my dear. Scientifically, it has been proven that there was an alteration of the time which was done by JOSHUA of Hebrews/Jews/Isrealites or whatever name you want to address them with. Kindly refer a book of such magnitude. Even the Quaran that truly ranks behind the Bible have similarities with the Bible but some differences in some aspects, especially, war against infidels, marriage, fruits of Godliness, Jesus Christ as being saviour of mankind etc. In the court of law, where two testify on a thing, then it said to be real. Can't you see?, The world is blessed so much with gift of choice, I thank God because he guided me to have chosen my path and have you chosen yours?

Your comment is filled with arrogance. The same arrogance Christians depicts and express. The same arrogance that made President01 to make a false prediction and embarrassed himself to the entire world. If I were a Muslim, I will demand for an apology immediately. Who told you the Koran is ranked behind the Bible? Which standard measurement or religious indicators were used as a grading mark?

Your other statement is contradictory, you have not studied wide, yet still vast. If you claim to be vast, which I doubt, you should be aware that the Bible and early Christian fathers supported the notion that the earth was flat and only 4,000 years old before these notions were debunked by science. Did the Bible not tell us about the Tower of Babel, but man has landed on the moon, sent robots to mars and still exploring the Galaxies not just only our solar system. Did the Bible not try to explain Noah and the ark, yet science continues to discover new organisms, or did Noah's ark accommodated Amoeba? How big was that ark? Have some part of the world not experienced storms and tsunamis and other parts continue with life like nothing happened.

I encourage you to first research how the Bible was developed, then proceed with the history of the church and the atrocities committed. More importantly, if it is God you truly want to know, pick other books and pray earnestly for truth.

MrPresident1:


Where did you see me read 6th and 7th books of Moses

Ask question,you no ask, na to dey throw useless jabs.

OLAADEGBU, 20th of January 2017 latest, Jesus Christ will come

It is high time you checked in for deliverance.

analice107:

hahahahahahahhaha. Yes, he is.

Wait, Ishilove how us Postmann?

Postmann has gone to the Sudan to preach the gospel

analice107:

He had better.

Oya Secretary MrPresident1, please prepare a date so that Sister Analice107 can have her wedding without fearing the trumpet will blow.

Ishilove:

Oya Secretary MrPresident1, please prepare a date so that Sister Analice107 can have her wedding without fearing the trumpet will blow.

Yes, I need a new time table.

Ishilove:
Postmann has gone to the Sudan to preach the gospel

You're kidding right?

Ranchhoddas:
For real? And the groom-to-be agreed?

The Deep Calleth to the Deep. You don't suppose i will marry a guy is not spirit led?

Ranchhoddas:
For real? And the groom-to-be agreed?

The Deep Calleth to the Deep. You don't suppose i will marry a guy is not spirit led?
Anyways, Na joke i dey joke.

MrMontella:

i thought you were a monogamous lady...

What happened

No mind my phone o. i wanted to type, "How is, it came out 'Us'.

Yes nah, am a monogamous lady, but Postmann is a friend. I have friends here nah.