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How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by joespiceman(m): 6:52am On Dec 12, 2016 |
HOW TO KNOW IF YOUR MOTHER IS A NIGERIAN; . 1) When you say, "Mummy, I'm Sorry!" And she replies, "Sorry for yourself!" . 2) When you ask her where you should drop something and she says, ?Drop it on my head." . 3) When she brings food wrapped in a nylon bag from a party. . 4) When you say, ''Mummy, I have fever.? And she replies you, ?Why won't you have fever when you press phone every night? . . 5) When you say, ?Mummy I took 2nd in my class.? and she replies, ?So the person that took first has two heads abi?? . . 6) When she takes the DSTV remote to work, just to punish you. . 7) When you are watching television with her and then she sleeps off and still doesn?t want you to change the channel. . . When you tell her you are going to a friend's place to play and she asks, ''When last did that friend come here to play with you? . . 9) When she asks you if the food she served you is enough, and you reply no, and she says, come and eat my own with yours. . 10) When she tells you, if I hear Peem, you will hear Ween. . 11) When she touches hot pot comfortably without a cloth or paper. . 12) When she tells you, ''I didn't kill my mother, so you will not kill me''. . 13) When she calls you from your room upstairs and then sends you back upstairs to bring her purse. . 14) When you ask her to refund the money she borrowed u and she tells you, "All the food you have been eating in the house nko? Which money did you think was used in buying them?'' Our Mothers are wonderful. I love my mum TYPE I LOVE MY MUM IF YOU LOVE YOURS TOO then share this post Let's see how many people are Proud of their mother! 216 Likes 38 Shares |
Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by izzou(m): 7:08am On Dec 12, 2016 |
Who has hb pencil abeg? 12 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by Nobody: 7:47am On Dec 12, 2016 |
15) When the remote is right next to her but she calls you from your room to change the channel for her. 71 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by Nobody: 8:38am On Dec 12, 2016 |
When she tells you all of the above with signals, knocks and winks... 26 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by Nobody: 8:39am On Dec 12, 2016 |
Op so on point... Make i sha add this one- my mum was good at interviewing my friends that came to visit, after interrogating them, they would not come to our house again! 63 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by Singapore1(m): 8:39am On Dec 12, 2016 |
Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by adedayoa2(f): 8:40am On Dec 12, 2016 |
My mum is a Nigerian, number 8 used to be my problem with her those days 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by timmycris(m): 8:40am On Dec 12, 2016 |
tonight is mavro day, who else is getting ready to GH 8 Likes |
Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by jchuchu(m): 8:41am On Dec 12, 2016 |
:Ð |
Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by ALVA001: 8:41am On Dec 12, 2016 |
when she sees you with a girl and tells you, woo, if you should impregnate a girl your school iyaf finished is that. 10 Likes |
Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by ikampa22: 8:41am On Dec 12, 2016 |
so true |
Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by slex(m): 8:41am On Dec 12, 2016 |
Sibeal: I swear up till now I don't get this one. 2 Likes |
Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by gurunlocker: 8:41am On Dec 12, 2016 |
E be like say dem get secret "University of Nigerian mummies", because 70% of things listed is typically of an average Nigerian woman 33 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by Bisjosh(f): 8:41am On Dec 12, 2016 |
I miss my mum To all those that their mums are still alive, cherish the moment. They won't be around forever 116 Likes 7 Shares |
Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by Jacksomchris: 8:42am On Dec 12, 2016 |
Hahaha 1 Like |
Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by ceslide: 8:42am On Dec 12, 2016 |
When you lose your real mum cause there's someone visiting she wants to impress 5 Likes
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Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by dejonathan(f): 8:42am On Dec 12, 2016 |
I love my mum...Iya Jonathan as she's fondly called 143 Likes 8 Shares
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Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by skywalker495(m): 8:42am On Dec 12, 2016 |
Chai! Op godbless...yhu just rewind past memories Back then I still remember d kind of knocks wey my head been receive for dah woman hand Thanks mums, and dad too... I'll forever remain loyal 3 Likes |
Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by JeffreyJamez(m): 8:42am On Dec 12, 2016 |
Sibeal: This one I no dey gree o then o ....I go just turn, but I know say slippers go land for my back, so I dey Dodge in advance with the turning . 20 Likes |
Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by Nobody: 8:42am On Dec 12, 2016 |
When she's used everything possible to flog you, from cane, slippers, shoe, garri turning stick, hanger, belt,wire,hand, koboko,mopstick,..... Every object in the house is a potential weapon for flogging 32 Likes |
Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by hamzia(m): 8:42am On Dec 12, 2016 |
Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by ogeoflyf(f): 8:42am On Dec 12, 2016 |
My mum will leave kitchen, pass the fridge, still pass dispenser and call me from wherever to please get her water 18 Likes |
Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by viver1: 8:43am On Dec 12, 2016 |
true to som point |
Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by Tinynita(f): 8:43am On Dec 12, 2016 |
xo xo true |
Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by sbashir10(m): 8:44am On Dec 12, 2016 |
when You tell her you're hungry and she tells you come and eat me 8 Likes |
Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by Antoeni(m): 8:44am On Dec 12, 2016 |
Mother is supreme 4 Likes |
Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by Hades2016(m): 8:44am On Dec 12, 2016 |
When she wants to spank you and put your head between her lap, make you know say your own don finish lol 22 Likes |
Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by izzy4shizzy(m): 8:45am On Dec 12, 2016 |
When she calls you from half way the world to come and carry the remote from the other part of the couch for her 9 Likes 2 Shares |
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