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Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by Kherry: 8:45am On Dec 12, 2016 |
God bless my mama for me....orisa bi Iya osi 1 Like |
Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by izzy4shizzy(m): 8:45am On Dec 12, 2016 |
Ok.. |
Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by Ahmadgani(m): 8:45am On Dec 12, 2016 |
Nigeria mums are the best. 1 Like |
Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by Hades2016(m): 8:46am On Dec 12, 2016 |
JeffreyJamez:sharp guy lol 2 Likes |
Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by lateezy(f): 8:47am On Dec 12, 2016 |
NIgerian mummies are wonderful |
Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by opysdoll(f): 8:47am On Dec 12, 2016 |
No 10 sooooooo true my mum will finish beatin u nd ask u 2 hold ur lips,abeg hw I wan take com cry if I hold my lips,den she will b lyk "I say quiet"! If I hear peem u go hear ween hahahahahaahahahaaaaa abeg my mum rocks jare................funy enof I find myslf doin most of diz tins 2 my dota! 15 Likes |
Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by Nobody: 8:48am On Dec 12, 2016 |
My mum is lovely caring and wonderful. She made us feel special and wonderful. If I come to the world next time, I will still want her to be my mum. My mum is not a Naija one but a Real mum. 2 Likes |
Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by milanseedorf(m): 8:49am On Dec 12, 2016 |
I love my mum. Typical nigerian mum |
Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by Proffdada: 8:58am On Dec 12, 2016 |
When she tells you to find "iya-abimo-majeun" (mother that doesn't eat) when you're disturbing her while she's eating 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by fippycbk(m): 8:58am On Dec 12, 2016 |
When she asks you to come and zip her cloth... 6 Likes |
Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by RoyalGoat: 8:58am On Dec 12, 2016 |
Nigerian mothers are hardworking, cultured and caring even with the slashing of palms. My perspective, is you check my signature. |
Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by Fiscabally(m): 9:02am On Dec 12, 2016 |
True that |
Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by yelloo1(m): 9:02am On Dec 12, 2016 |
Na she dey flog u and na she go still dey shout say dis pikin won kill me ooo egbaaa mi ooo. Na den u go no say na only God fit save u from her 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by lordfizco(m): 9:02am On Dec 12, 2016 |
YORUBA MOTHERS!!! Yorùbá mothers are the best when it comes to child upbringing. Yorùbá mothers produce the best range of slaps: IGBATI, IFOTI, IGBAJU, IGBARUN, IFORUN, IFAKUN, ILADI, ABARA. These slaps will make you think you were adopted. IGBATI will make you correct your wrongs instantly! The beauty of IFOTI is that you will confess your sins on the spot. IGBARUN, IGBAJU and IFORUN will make you expose those who committed the crime with you without hesitation. ABARA and ILADI will make you pee in your new pants. Now ABARA is the worst. Apart from all these, we have an advanced one which is called IGBAJU OLOYI. When you receive that one, you'll lose balance and your head will go into "auto-search" as you'll be looking for what hit you. This will make you do all the actions of the other slaps aforementioned at once! OH! IGBAJU OLOYI! It can reset someone to 3D (DEAF, DUMB, and DAFT). She will say let's go home and you will say it's in my pocket ma. God bless our parents for the good upbringing. If you were brought up in Yoruba land, regardless of how caring your mother was, you'd have encountered one of these slaps. 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by craves(m): 9:02am On Dec 12, 2016 |
i hate that NO 13 die
you will be like: mommy u for just tell me at once naa.. And she will be like: my friend keep quiet and do what i ask u to do 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by joespiceman(m): 9:05am On Dec 12, 2016 |
Fabulocity:LOL Mehn don't think u can ever forget about ur mum 1 Like |
Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by kollintin(m): 9:06am On Dec 12, 2016 |
i didnt experience all this because i didnt grow up seeing my mum though 1 Like |
Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by nbright: 9:06am On Dec 12, 2016 |
20 Likes 1 Share
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Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by joespiceman(m): 9:07am On Dec 12, 2016 |
lordfizco:Lolx |
Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by joespiceman(m): 9:08am On Dec 12, 2016 |
kollintin:bro u miss oo 1 Like |
Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by WendyChi: 9:09am On Dec 12, 2016 |
I love my Mum so much 1 Like |
Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by vadeonly(m): 9:10am On Dec 12, 2016 |
That number 6 crack me |
Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by tyson99(m): 9:16am On Dec 12, 2016 |
Rip sweet mother |
Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by SasshaP(f): 9:16am On Dec 12, 2016 |
When tell her,am hungry,she go say if u hungry,hungry em back,lol 1 Like |
Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by Hormortaryor(m): 9:16am On Dec 12, 2016 |
Number 4 ni ó..... Màmá mì |
Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by smashad(m): 9:17am On Dec 12, 2016 |
I love my mom.... mama I love you to the moon and back |
Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by chimauga(m): 9:20am On Dec 12, 2016 |
For those that have mum naa.. mine have gone to heaven to meet Lord...thank u jesus |
Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by Donshemzy1234: 9:21am On Dec 12, 2016 |
When she calls you to take her plate to the kitchen and she follows you to wash her hands 12 Likes |
Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by valJR(m): 9:22am On Dec 12, 2016 |
I love my mom |
Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by Mathemagician1(m): 9:29am On Dec 12, 2016 |
When after teaching her how to start the generator a hundred times, she still calls you on the phone to come and put it on for her. Me: **Mummy first on the fuel pump, then turn this ignition key and release the choke. Then change over. Mum: ** OK Tomorrow evening... ** phone rings** Mum: *** Mathemagician1 ebe ka eno? Come and put on this gen for me. Me: 14 Likes 1 Share
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Re: How To Know If Your Mum Is A Typical Nigerian Mother. by nbright: 9:29am On Dec 12, 2016 |
lateezy:Egyptian mummies are known world wide |
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