Mrtolotolo:


No mind him..
The guy dey apata mountain on 7days special prayers to get his money back from mavrodi..

He dey hallucinate..

Lmfao! Lwkmd! I hear ooooo

curiositymaster:


Fine boy like me battle, I dey craze?

I go move una go romance section with a nice topic

'The Clash of the Titans (Nairalanders battle to win a woman's heart)

N DAT go make sense oooooo!
Mrtolotolo vs Luminouz! Clash of the Titans!

luminouz:




Really? U sure say u no dey dream?

Dream ke, I be joseph?

curiositymaster:


Dream ke, I be joseph?

Lmfao! Lwkmd! Guy u funny oooo

luminouz:





Really? Lemme serve u bro!

Its me again......Mr doppelganger
Dropping em left n right using only banger
Mrtolotolo got burnt n rose up in anger
I schooled his ass n guess what? He wept like a little ginger who ate rice with too much maggi onga!
Everyone thought Ur tough like a gangster
Even curiousmaster thought Ur a mobster
I laughed out loud as I told him Ur just a lobster
He was like wtf? So Mrtolotolo is a fraudster
Kip em coming....u can't stop this
On a rollercoaster ..u can't top this
From coast to coast....I still pop things
U can't beat me....will make u mop things!

Let's see what u got broooo!

Freestyle... Birdman..

You mentioned banger and your sister in your rap before..

You see your sister... Ain't talking about knockout when I bang her(banger)
bro na joke o....

Birdman...
I analyze this exact science in a rap song..
My back dey strong so when luminouz act wrong, I get my attack on backpacking and smashing this guy wey dey act strong. ..
It's a ruse, the chickens have come home to roost..
Like boiled tolotolo, I've cooked this goose..
Birdman in the air, roger that, barrage it all..
The cabin, lodge and stall, blow up the fùcking nairaland..
You betterwatch out.. I'm the birdman.. I have got robotic claws..

Vivaliciousvivi till curiositymaster gets his senses back
Yaga@@@@@@@@@@

Mrtolotolo:


Freestyle... Birdman..

You mentioned banger and your sister in your rap before..

Well..your sister is gonna get knock'ed out(knockout) when I bang her(banger)
bro na joke o..

Birdman...
I analyze this exact science in a rap song..
My back dey strong so when luminouz act wrong, I get my attack on backpacking and smashing this guy wey dey act strong. ..
It's a ruse, the chickens have come home to roost..
Like boiled tolotolo, I've cooked this goose..
Birdman in the air, roger that, barrage it all..
The cabin, lodge and stall, blow up the fùcking nairaland..
You betterwatch out.. I'm the birdman.. I have got robotic claws..

Vivaliciousvivi till curiositymaster gets his senses back
Yaga@@@@@@@@@@

Lol @ d joke!
Now let's get down to biznez!

Luminouz is hia....wiser than d wizard of Oz!
Blacker than a Mage.. So we ain't on d same page!
Before vivaliciousvivi I was a sage...now to get her... I can go into a rage!
U should know by now.....she is my grade!
King n queen we are.......don't spoil our trade
can't separate us......so stop this tirade.
Nigga nigga...........u know what I mean
Just go silent n quiet....just like Mr Bean
I know u want to......so don't be mean.....
Have u done Ur assignment...says luminouz d Dean!
ur so unserious.....what with d tight jean...Sean?

Am so bad I make niggaz scream
Its harmattan.....Ur face is white..don't u apply cream?
I can sort u bro....just be part of d luminouz dream
Thinking u can win this......is all a Pipedream
am d one everyone talks about.....d lion..on empire xstream!
Go to sleep bro.......n dream of dipping in a stream!




Beat that if u can homie


BTW...ba3 is low so may not answer for a while.....
If u still wanna battle....will reply when am on...
Peace out!

luminouz:




Lol @ d joke!
Now let's get down to biznez!

Luminouz is hia....wiser than d wizard of Oz!
Blacker than a Mage.. So we ain't on d same page!
Before vivaliciousvivi I was a sage...now to get her... I can go into a rage!
U should know by now.....she is my grade!
King n queen we are.......don't spoil our trade
can't separate us......so stop this tirade.
Nigga nigga...........u know what I mean
Just go silent n quiet....just like Mr Bean
I know u want to......so don't be mean.....
Have u done Ur assignment...says luminouz d Dean!
ur so unserious.....what with d tight jean...Sean?

Am so bad I make niggaz scream
Its harmattan.....Ur face is white..don't u apply cream?
I can sort u bro....just be part of d luminouz dream
Thinking u can win this......is all a Pipedream
am d one everyone talks about.....d lion..on empire xstream!
Go to sleep bro.......n dream of dipping in a stream!




Beat that if u can homie


BTW...ba3 is low so may not answer for a while.....
If u still wanna battle....will reply when am on...
Peace out!

We no go gree o!!
Charge ya phone na...

luminouz:




Lol @ d joke!
Now let's get down to biznez!

Luminouz is hia....wiser than d wizard of Oz!
Blacker than a Mage.. So we ain't on d same page!
Before vivaliciousvivi I was a sage...now to get her... I can go into a rage!
U should know by now.....she is my grade!
King n queen we are.......don't spoil our trade
can't separate us......so stop this tirade.
Nigga nigga...........u know what I mean
Just go silent n quiet....just like Mr Bean
I know u want to......so don't be mean.....
Have u done Ur assignment...says luminouz d Dean!
ur so unserious.....what with d tight jean...Sean?

Am so bad I make niggaz scream
Its harmattan.....Ur face is white..don't u apply cream?
I can sort u bro....just be part of d luminouz dream
Thinking u can win this......is all a Pipedream
am d one everyone talks about.....d lion..on empire xstream!
Go to sleep bro.......n dream of dipping in a stream!




Beat that if u can homie


BTW...ba3 is low so may not answer for a while.....
If u still wanna battle....will reply when am on...
Peace out!

Birdman...

Wake up, it's all just a nightmare..
But you're dreaming if you think I'll fight fair
You wanna escape with viva, but I'm right there
With a bloody axe, red eyes and spiked hair..

I've got all Young Money in my garage and walls
Toss this lil nigga some change to buy balls..
I know you are weak in the game and got no bawls.
Nigger pause.. I said pause..
Before I make your face meet my feet in a holy matrimony..
Luminouz you're phony.. All your rhymes are baloney..

The nonsense you spew is even more whack than the lyrics of Eedris Abdulkareem..
Thinking you can beat me is a pipe dream..
I chew your words like gum and spit them out like I just tasted an expired icecream..
Make you cry infront of camera like late Major General Abdulkareem..

I'm not trying to be cruel. ..
Birdman talking to luminouz like a kid from day school..
I got a tool.. that will cut his light out if he doesn't stay cool..

Vivaliciousvivi till gorimapa gets afro

Yaga@@@@

Samcoflex75:


Accidents cannot come near my dwelling because i know the God am serving, it only you idiots that serve moon that believe accidents can take their life

so everyone who has died by accident you are more righteous than them. It's only when its time for God to protect you that you remember you have a God. When you are stealing, cursing and having sex with your sister you don't remember there is anything like accident. I have told you, You will die by accident this year. You are a stinking sinner, so don't tell me you know God you are serving.

Mrtolotolo:


Birdman...

Wake up, it's all just a nightmare..
But you're dreaming if you think I'll fight fair
You wanna escape with viva, but I'm right there
With a bloody axe, red eyes and spiked hair..

I've got all Young Money in my garage and walls
Toss this lil nigga some change to buy balls..
I know you are weak in the game and got no bawls.
Nigger pause.. I said pause..
Before I make your face meet my feet in a holy matrimony..
Luminouz you're phony.. All your rhymes are baloney..

The nonsense you spew is even more whack than the lyrics of Eedris Abdulkareem..
Thinking you can beat is a pipe dream..
I chew your words like gum and spit them out like I just tasted an expired icecream..
Make you cry infront of camera like late Major General Abdulkareem..

I'm not trying to be cruel. ..
Birdman talking to luminouz like a kid from day school..
I got a tool.. that will cut his light out if he doesn't stay cool..

Vivaliciousvivi till gorimapa gets afro

Yaga@@@@

U asked for it bro! here it is! Enjoy!


Bounce! Bounce !! Bounce!!! Such a drama queen!
Here I am..playing u like a game...tossing u like a dame..
I enter d stage. Watch how all hommies scream my name......
Ur flows are so lame..all d chicks Yimu n think Ur so tame
Sorry to say this..but I feel d same..after all,am d one with all d fame
Ur hommies cower in shame,lit u some shisha flame while sniffling around looking for who to blame

My flow is so heavy u look like Ur pounded
In ur sleep u remember me n scream like Ur hounded
Bitching ain't me...wasnt there when it was founded
u see me n vivi we are so tight..its like we are bounded
after am done whooping Ur ass..u will know is not rounded
The hell is Ur hand doing inside the soup pot..now oh now...Ur so grounded!

Let's switch things up a bit..shall we

Hello..Mr lover lover...what's with all d grammar n drama to impress somebody else mama.....hope no trauma like lawma boss eating Boole with sharwarma
U claim its love Ur feeling.....so? Should we do some beans frying?
Am vivi's dove,her scenty clove,will take her on vacation to a sexy alcove.. Pls stay aloof,good boy n when I come amma bring u aloaf....


Kikikiki.......u feeling d heat now.....don't run my nigga....amma still whoop some ass
check my skin bro...I look Scandinavian...
But I look at u n shake my head...u look so avian
Don't doubt d panache...its like an avalanche
Am d panadol..Ur d headache..its OK if u call me Mr luminodol....coz after all...am Ur No1 idol
On vivi's issue pls don't take tramadol..u might end up attacking those life-like store Chinese dolls...

Ur turn hommie!

blakky97:
so everyone who has died by accident you are more righteous than them. It's only when its time for God to protect you that you remember you have a God. When you are stealing, cursing and having sex with your sister you don't remember there is anything like accident. I have told you, You will die by accident this year. You are a stinking sinner, so don't tell me you know God you are serving.

you will die first, dangote trailer will crush you to death before the end of this month

duni04:

Hate to start the new year by calling you a dunce, but you really are one. Ebola's outbreak in 2014 was new? Your ignorance is irritating! Please use Google and check Ebola outbreaks in Congo and Uganda. The outbreak in 1976 killed 318 people in Congo. Also killed 284 in Sudan. That's apart from the many other outbreaks in the 90's.
Oga if you quote me again with ignorant shit, I'll treat your fuckup this new years day.

You are a fool. Outbreaks are ranked on different scales. How many people know about the outbreaks of 1976? Ebola has been existent even long before that. It even exists in the Philippines. Do you want to compare the millions it killed with te less number of people in 1976?! Did it cause the problem it caused in 1976 in 2014 Did zika or HPV cause the problem the caused in 2016 30 years ago? Stop being foolish

Zenlife:


Christianity is plagiarized pagan beliefs modified to economically, socially, politically, control the gullible masses.
Take it or leave it!

Okay

Esdb3:


You are a fool. Outbreaks are ranked on different scales. How many people know about the outbreaks of 1976? Ebola has been existent even long before that. It even exists in the Philippines. Do you want to compare the millions it killed with te less number of people in 1976?! Did it cause the problem it caused in 1976 in 2014 Did zika or HPV cause the problem the caused in 2016 30 years ago? Stop being foolish

Couldn't even make sense out of anything u wrote with all the blunders and bombs u threw. You should be ashamed of your ignorance. You are truly pathetic.

curiositymaster:


Me wey dey on top couch with my 3D glasses on and pop corn with a very chilled bottle of sans cream soda dey watch una. And guess who's sitting beside me....

You guessed right vivaciousvivi

vivaciousvivi:

See her o..

Luminouz!!!

luminouz:






U asked for it bro! here it is! Enjoy!


Bounce! Bounce !! Bounce!!! Such a drama queen!
Here I am..playing u like a game...tossing u like a dame..
I enter d stage. Watch how all hommies scream my name......
Ur flows are so lame..all d chicks Yimu n think Ur so tame
Sorry to say this..but I feel d same..after all,am d one with all d fame
Ur hommies cower in shame,lit u some shisha flame while sniffling around looking for who to blame

My flow is so heavy u look like Ur pounded
In ur sleep u remember me n scream like Ur hounded
Bitching ain't me...wasnt there when it was founded
u see me n vivi we are so tight..its like we are bounded
after am done whooping Ur ass..u will know is not rounded
The hell is Ur hand doing inside the soup pot..now oh now...Ur so grounded!

Let's switch things up a bit..shall we

Hello..Mr lover lover...what's with all d grammar n drama to impress somebody else mama.....hope no trauma like lawma boss eating Boole with sharwarma
U claim its love Ur feeling.....so? Should we do some beans frying?
Am vivi's dove,her scenty clove,will take her on vacation to a sexy alcove.. Pls stay aloof,good boy n when I come amma bring u aloaf....


Kikikiki.......u feeling d heat now.....don't run my nigga....amma still whoop some ass
check my skin bro...I look Scandinavian...
But I look at u n shake my head...u look so avian
Don't doubt d panache...its like an avalanche
Am d panadol..Ur d headache..its OK if u call me Mr luminodol....coz after all...am Ur No1 idol
On vivi's issue pls don't take tramadol..u might end up attacking those life-like store Chinese dolls...

Ur turn hommie!

For claiming to look Scandinavian....
I ain't talking about a city and a country in scadinavia when I stalk lum (stockholm) and then mark (Denmark) him with a viking's sword.

Birdman..

My cool stunnin lyrical cunning will send you running..
Nigga just stop talking, bluffing and fronting before I go pumping..
My iron steel will get you burning and jumping like a lynched thief..

All eyez on me when I spit my ghetto gospel..
And if luminouz tries to disturb my flow..
I will hit em up with a two pack glue gun.



You wan't to claim vivi and tag her with your name.
Like I go dey complicit, with the illicit, and make you mess up my lane?
Sit back, retract, give my belt back cuz I'm ahead in the game..
You no even get shame.. coming up to me with your abc rhymes.. nigga your are so lame..

Compared to you, guy we be gods
But I fit give you credit for challenging the odds..
But you sef know say for you na total annihilation..
You're a kid, you don't want this confrontation..

Yaga@@@@@

Mrtolotolo:


See her o..

Luminouz!!!

vivaciousvivi:

My babe!

Samcoflex75:


you will die first, dangote trailer will crush you to death before the end of this month

i dont want to make certain implicating statements. Watch out. You will see what will happen to you year. Just be looking. Ordinary bicycle. You will see.

Mrtolotolo:


For claiming to look Scandinavian....
I ain't talking about Stockholm and Denmark when I stalk lum (stockholm) and then mark (Denmark) him with a viking's sword.

Birdman..

My cool stunnin lyrical cunning will send you running..
Nigga just stop talking, bluffing and fronting before I go pumping..
My iron steel will get you burning and jumping like a lynched thief..

All eyez on me when I spit my ghetto gospel..
And if luminouz tries to disturb my flow..
I will hit em up with a two pack glue gun.



You wan't to claim vivi and tag her with your name.
Like I go dey complicit, with the illicit, and make you mess up my lane?
Sit back, retract, give my belt back cuz I'm ahead in the game..
You no even get shame.. coming up to me with your abc rhymes.. nigga your are so lame..

Compared to you, guy we be gods
But I fit give you credit for challenging the odds..
But you sef know say for you na total annihilation..
You're a kid, you don't want this confrontation..

Yaga@@@@@

Here I am again to whoop some birdman's asssss!

Lemme go a bit local
Luminouz is hia ....emi ni lyrical were.....more ma ge e kere
Play u like ping pong while u chime like grandma clock..ding dong
Am d beast n with lyrics everyone hails out as u become my prey at d feast......
.desist boi...I insist coz vivi will still resist Ur ass..so y persist
Emi lomo Na......ma se fimi sere.......moma dribble e like j.j okocha.....ma de le e Lere......
U said my flow is simple.....I detect jealousy coz...u can't rap half my lines...Pere
Kikikikik....typing these words offhand without pen n paper.... N niggaz marvel...become lost...won then WO rere.....
Nigga am so good... Both men n women just clap their hands...n call me emere

I told u nigga..am in a killer mood.....can't u even feel it...as I approach Ur hood..u drop Ur food n yell in fright...coz u know when am around u....u can do no good...
Am a tornado roaring n tearing through u n Ur ABC lyrics.... Like real Madrid C.Ronaldo..
U want to be my rival? U didnt even make me sweat despite all d noise u made upon Ur arrival....what a shocker..not for vivi dou...she knows...dats y she gave u a killing blocker....n in a daze of a glaze..u went out forgetting Ur boxers in Ur locker.....

Am just warming up....up.uppppp!

Hahahahhahha! Dats a laugh of victory...when I see how hommies shout my name n sneer when u come to read Ur story..u ain't street rapper..depending on pen n paper before u can deliver...
I spit my lyrics from my medulla oblongata...only needing to send through MTN data.....u no even frosh..stop saying bonboclata!
Am d king of the ring in this game of thrones...a baratheon ....ur bird beak hurts...am there babe like a thornthorn
Am a lannister...Ur a Frey....n Like a prey... U cower n become bitter till u go grey....
N last of all....am d greatest of them all....Aegon d Targaryens.....d dragon master....who brought light to Ur world while u kneel n claim me as Ur master...don't rebel boi...DAT would a disaster.....


U claim Ur flow is cold....are u a white walker?
No matter nigga.....am Jon snow with my direwolf ghost...the walker stalker
U can bust steel n iron....what about dragons breath
Am coming for u..cower boi...cower....u can't beat what I have in my sheath.....

Beat that if u can!

Wait, are we still taking this man seriously!

1. It will be a year of surprises
2. For prophets both true and false it will be a year of surprises
3. There will be quite a large number of weddings

This man should just quit.

Luminouz that was sweet like ponmo..


I dey come

Mrtolotolo:
Luminouz that was sweet like ponmo..


I dey come

No problem ma nigga....I dey here full ground

By the way...is there a way we can post all these on another thread on d rap battles forum....
Just freestyle me n u alone

luminouz:

My babe!

I'm sorry, me or Ginaz (with the lusty lips)?

Mrtolotolo.....i declare you the Winner!

blakky97:
i dont want to make certain implicating statements. Watch out. You will see what will happen to you year. Just be looking. Ordinary bicycle. You will see.

you are a fool, a very empty vessel

Samcoflex75:


you are a fool, a very empty vessel

just be patient. You will know who the fool is at the end of the day. You will have an accident, your two legs will cut. No pastor can help you. I am a Virgin at 30. You will understand the meaning of curse.

vivaciousvivi:

I'm sorry, me or Ginaz (with the lusty lips)?

Mrtolotolo.....i declare you the Winner!

Yippy..
I knew this is my year of blessing..

*singing*
We are saying thank you Jesus...Tralalalalala

vivaciousvivi:

I'm sorry, me or Ginaz (with the lusty lips)?

Mrtolotolo.....i declare you the Winner!

Are u being serious now? I fought for u.....rapping my lungs out n part of my left testicle too...I didn't do that for ginaz naaaaaa!
Just kukuma kill me already naaaaa!
Kuku killll meeeeee oooooooooooo!

Mrtolotolo:


Yippy..
I knew this is my year of blessing..

*singing*
We are saying thank you Jesus...Tralalalalala

Really? Its too early for u naaaaaaa!

luminouz:


Really? Its too early for u naaaaaaa!

Battle over!

Winner o o o...Winner!!
Totolotolo you don win o.. winner
luminouz you no get mouth for this matter o...
Winner! !!

Yaga@

Mrtolotolo:


Battle over!

Winner o o o...Winner!!
Totolotolo you don win o.. winner
luminouz you no get mouth for this matter o...
Winner! !!

Yaga@

She was being jealous that i mentioned another girl nina.....she was just joking ni joor! U think she didnt notice d drubbing i gave ur ass in our rap battle? She is my bestest paddy.....u can Be d side nigga Sha!