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Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Nobody: 12:58pm On Apr 14, 2017 |
There is this girl I love so much but I still
don't know why she won't talk to me
anymore. It started like this:
She posted on Facebook: "All men are dogs!"
I commented: "Which breed is your father?"
That's how the problem started.
Please did I ask the wrong question? 1 Like |
Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Nobody: 12:59pm On Apr 14, 2017 |
A farmer caught Akpos in his garden, plucking and packing vegetables in a sack. FARMER: what the are u doing here? Akpos: A strong wind blew me here. FARMER: Then what are those vegetables doing in your hands? Akpos: I was holding unto them so the wind will not carry me any further. FARMER: OK! So why is that sack on your back? Akpos: That was what I was wondering before you came. 1 Like |
Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Nobody: 1:09pm On Apr 14, 2017 |
A lady and Akpos were having
drinks at the bar.
Later that night the woman
whispered
to Akpos,
"LET'S GO TO MY PLACE". So they left. At the
woman's
place they started kissing
and
undressing each other, then
the lady
whispered in the sexiest voice,
"TIE ME ON THE BED AND DO WHAT
U DO BEST"
Akpos tied her on the bed
and...and...
ran away with her TV, Laptop, Blackberry, ipad and
iphone. 2 Likes |
Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Nobody: 1:10pm On Apr 14, 2017 |
teacher trying to teach good manners asked her students this question: John if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom? JOHN: "Just a minute, I have to go and pee." TEACHER: "That would be rude and impolite.How about you musa?" MUSA: "I'm sorry, I really need to go to the toilet." TEACHER: "That's better but still not nice to say the word toilet. Oh Akpos, how about you?" AKPOS: "Darling, may I be excused for a moment? I've got to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce to you after dinner." *** teacher fainted*** 1 Like |
Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Nobody: 12:19pm On Apr 18, 2017 |
Two friends smoked weed... One went behind a tree, removed all his clothes and came back to his friend Unclad! He stood in front of his friend and asked, "How do I look in my new suit?" The friend looked at him, smiled, took another puff and said, "You look so amazing in the suit but you put your tie below the waist instead of putting it on the neck!" 1 Like |
Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Nobody: 12:20pm On Apr 18, 2017 |
TEXT CHAT:: Boy: I'm coming to see you honey, I dont care about the high gas prices or nothing I'm coming no matter what. Girl: Awwww Okay I'm fine love, get ready baby Boy: I love you, I cant wait to see you...I'm getting ready to leave now Girl: Okay but hunny I'm on my periods, just letting you know incase.... Boy: My car just blew up, I cant come to see you ... Girl: Get your friend to take you, like he always does.... Boy: He got shot by armed robbers so i cant come, I'm sorry.. Girl: Oh never mind, I'm not on my periods. My panties are just looking too red... Boy: My friend has just been discharged from hospital and he has said he's okay, he's fine and he will take me now. I'm coming sweetheart Girl: poo! I'm really on my periods...just did not notice the blood..... Boy: damn!!!!!!!, he has been shot again, i wont come!!!! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Nobody: 12:21pm On Apr 18, 2017 |
1.) She is not picking your calls right? Don't worry, send her a text saying "Honey have you seen the money?"... She will call back. 2. He is not picking your calls right? Don't worry, put his picture on your profile and write "I'll miss you, R.I.P boo"... He will call back as fast as he can, try it and see 1 Like |
Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Nobody: 12:23pm On Apr 18, 2017 |
Teacher: Kola, spell plantain Kola: whish one? the lipe one or the unlipe one? He asks "Which one? The ripe one or the unripe one?", some people (like me) have trouble with the 'r', and with some people, it sounds like an 'l' Teacher: what difference does it make? Just spell plantain! Kola: Teasha, If you fly the lipe one na 'DODO', if you fly the unlipe one na 'SHIPS' if you loast am, na 'BORLI' All of them na plantain, so whish one you wan make I spell? 1 Like |
Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Nobody: 12:25pm On Apr 18, 2017 |
teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!" |
Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Nobody: 10:36am On Apr 23, 2017 |
If animals and insects were on facebook, we'll be having posts and comments like...... 1. MOSQUITO WALL POST: Finally PHCN don off light, blood sucking things. COMMENTS: (a) Bleep up, dey don on gen for my end. (b) Abeg bros which area you dey? My people don fleet house. 2. DOG WALL POST: Na wa oh..... I never even stay reach 5mins, all these calabar people don dey eye me. *Ghost mode activated, them no go see me* escaping things on my mind. COMMENTS: My neighbour na calabar too. The man eyes no good for where dogs dey... I go bite am soo. 3. RAT WALL POST: Omo na die I dey oh..... No food for my master kitchen. Na ehm books go hear am nah. Ehn think say I come ehm house to watch tv abi? COMMENT: Your master stingy, disown am jor. 4. CHICKEN WALL POST: On the 1st of Dec. I'll be traveling for one month, if you need my attention, enter bush I no fit shout. All these xtians no be em at all. COMMENT: No be only you oh, I dey migrate too. 5. HE-GOAT WALL POST: Heat mood activated, any she-goat online for sex chat? COMMENTS: (a) She-goat: @He-goat you're a capital BIG fool. (b) He-goat: @She-goat, pretender, as if you no dey feel Hot. Carry your smelling backside comot for post jor. 6. COCK WALL POST: All these hen go dey run like say dey no wan do. But if you catch them, dem go bend quickly, set for doggy style. COMMENT: Your own better nah, you dey catch them. The ones for my area na fast and furious. I don pursue tire.. 3 Likes |
Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Nobody: 10:37am On Apr 23, 2017 |
UNCLE NATHAN's 10years old son asked him, dad what's the different between Potentiality and Reality UNCLE NATHAN calls his wife and ask her, sweetheart will you sleep with our Landlord for 2million naira WIFE: Wow, why not I can't miss that opportunity, hope you understand. Then UNCLE NATHAN calls his daughter and ask her: my dear, will you sleep with our gateman for 2million naira DAUGHTER: Hmmm, dad I will be happy to do so even if its half of the money.. Then the UNCLE NATHAN finally call his first son and ask him: Son will you sleep with Jamal Lyon for 2million naira SON: Mehn, dad I will not think it twice, I will do it immediately. Then the UNCLE NATHAN turns to his 10 Years old son and said son you see, we POTENTIALLy have a 3millionaires here but in REALITY we got 2 prostitutes and one gay.... |
Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Nobody: 10:39am On Apr 23, 2017 |
Wale: I saw the strap of your bra.. TEACHER JANET: Wale!! Getout!, no class for u 4 a week!. Johnbull started laughing TEACHER JANET: Why did u laugh?? Johnbull : i saw both straps of your bra TEACHER JANET: GETOUT, no class 4 u for 1 month!.. ..Teacher JANET bends down 2 pick chalk & Akpos started walking out of the class TEACHER JANET: Akpos, why are you going out? Akpos : di tin wey i see now ma, I think my school days are over!!!!!… |
Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Nobody: 10:40am On Apr 23, 2017 |
I went to buy Recharge card from One Aboki who sells stuff on my street, when I got there he was arguing with another Aboki, suddenly he turned to me and said {abeg shebi na Toothpaste Marry Animal Calling} I have never been so confused in my life I kept asking him to repeat what he meant but he kept saying the same thing I was frustrated, I had to leave them to their argument as I couldn't be of help. But it kept bothering my mind, what could this guy mean?? After weeks of racking my brain to decipher the meaning of his statement, Na this morning I realize wetin the guy dey ask me. What he was saying was { abeg shebi na 2face Marry Annie Macaulay} 1 Like |
Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Nobody: 10:41am On Apr 23, 2017 |
A girl walks into Doctor's Akpos office. The doctor was awed by her beauty and all his professionalism goes right out the window. He tells her to sit. Then he starts to rub her thighs. He asked her, "Do you know what I'm doing?" She replied, "Yes! You're checking for abnormalities." Then he tells her to take of her shirt and bra, rubs her boobs and asks her, "Do you know what I'm doing?" She says, "Yes! Checking for cancer." Then he takes off her panties and starts having sex with her. Then he asks again, "Do you know what I'm doing?" She said, "Yep! Getting your share of my HIV! That's why I came here Doctor Akpos fainted! |
Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Nobody: 11:30am On Apr 24, 2017 |
1. The Difference Between Bathroom And Baffroom ................. In Bathroom, One Can Take A Cute Selfie. But In Baffroom, Hmmm Hmmmmm! If Your Soap Falls On The Floor, Just Forget It! . 2. Chei! Just Because I Borrowed A Pen From A Cashier And Forgot To Return It, I Got Home Now And Received A Debit Alert Of #70..... First Bank! My God Will Fight For Me O!!! . 3. -when Your Girlfriend Posts "Real Men Are Born In March", But You Were Born In October My Brother, I Understand . E Dey Pain But No Vex You Never Reach Your Bus-stop.... . 4. -when Girls Run Out Of Cosmetics The Next Thing They Will Update Is..... "Make-up Free Day, Loving It All Natural". And You Think You Are Deceiving Me Abi....? . 5.-borday: I Heard U Now Work At The Bakery.? Akpos: Oh Yes. I Started Last Week. Borday: But You Have Never Brought Any Bread Home. Akpos: Your Sister Who Works At The Airport, Has She Brought Any Aeroplane To The House? And Even You Who Works At The Mortuary, Have You Brought Any Dead Body Home Before? . 6. -can Someone Please Deposit Money Into My First Bank Account. I Want To Know If My Alert Is Still Working..... 7.-when A Girl Upload A Beautiful Photo. Her Main Boyfriend Will Just Like And Comment Briefly Such Like"Beautiful"Or "Cute". But Awon Abelejayan ( Aspiring Boyfriends) Will Be Shouting Wow Wow Wow, Wow Like Police Siren.. . 8.-some Girls Don't Go To The Gym, But Look Physically Fit Because Of Running From One Man To Another.... . 9-dear Bae, If You Want To Cheat On Me, Please, Do It With Someone I Can Beat... Don't Hurt Me Twice.... . 10 -onitsha Babes Are Very Funny, You Will Meet Them In A Taxi. You Pay Taxi Fare For Them And Buy Them Yoghurt Then Exchange Numbers, And You Will Watch Them Save Your Name As Taxi Yoghurt. . 11-someone Updated: "Rape Is Not A Sin, It's Just A Surprise Sex". I Commented, "May Your Sisters & Wife Be Surprised By Men". He Blocked Me. Did I Say Anything Bad 1 Like |
Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Nobody: 11:30am On Apr 24, 2017 |
A girl that will not shave her armpit hairs but will always like to shave her eyebrows, my sister please tell me what kind of farming system is that one, is it shifting cultivation 1 Like |
Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Nobody: 11:31am On Apr 24, 2017 |
Three Scientist Went On a Discovery Tour To The Sea, a Biologist, a Physicist And a Chemist. Reaching The Sea a Very Big Ugly Fish Swam To The Shore And Then Swam Back Into The Deep Sea. Biologist Said He needs to find out which phylum the fish belongs to, so he dived into the sea. after a long time his friends did not see a sign of him, the physicist said he must have been carried away by the waves, he therefore decides to go in and measure the wavelength and frequency of the wave so that they can predict the location of the biologist he went in and disappeared. after a long period of waiting, the chemist started going home a man nearby watching the drama stopped him and ask why should you just walk away when two friends of your's are down in the sea. chemist replied, we just came for discovery and I have discovered something, both of them are soluble in water.....! |
Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Nobody: 11:33am On Apr 24, 2017 |
Oya swear 1. If you didn't kill earthworm with salt. 2. If you didn't play rubber band. 3. If you never bathed in the rain. 4. If nobody told you about India vs Nigeria 99-1. 5. If you didn't sleep on the couch and wake up on the bed. 6. If you didn't go 2 steal cashew and guava in d next street and the owner's dog comes through the backyard waiting for you to come down from the tree. 7. if u didn't throw your milk tooth on the roof for the lizards to take it and give you new ones. 8. If you didn't just wash your hands and legs instead of bathing when going to school. 9.If you didn't act film in uncompleted building or under bed with friends. 10.. If you never flew a kite. 11..If you didn't use ur two legs to build houses with sand. 12.If u didn't write ur name on paper and insert it into ur pen so that no one will steal it. 13.If u didn't close d fridge door really slowly to see when d lights went off. 14.If u neva waved @ white birds expectin ur nails to b whiter 15.If u neva heard of a ghost dat stays under mango trees @nights 16.If u didn't drive a single car Tyre with a stick and called it ur car! 17If u didnt mix garri n sugar in ur pocket and eat while walking in the street. 18.If u never did mama and papa play i.e. cookin grass nd sand witout fire. 19.If you didn't play table soccer. with bottle cover..... 20.If you never u make paper boat. .....then I guess ur Childhood wasn't fun! Oya choose which one u do Do you knw its not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR!! I bet u didn't knw. Don't be shy, I didn't know either until now I am sure 99.9 % of adults that grew up in Nigeria dnt knw dat d nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living". D song in church saying " o singo singo, praise d Lord", is actually " o sing my soul and praise d Lord. I knw u are singing it now again, smiles ***Confess.! are u guilty? hahahaha! 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Nobody: 11:34am On Apr 24, 2017 |
He Promised To Take You To Places You Have Never Been Before And You Were Happy And Smiling, Now He Takes You To His Village And You Are Angry. My Dear Why? Have You Been To His Village Before? 1 Like |
Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Nobody: 11:38am On Apr 24, 2017 |
Please viewers and followers of this thread, I would love you guys to drop your comment to show your appreciation for what I'm doing. It goes a long way to motivate me to do more. And please if you have any jokes, you are free to post it here to keep the thread going. THANKS. 2 Likes |
Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Nobody: 1:02pm On Apr 27, 2017 |
A Governor was in a church for thanksgiving. The topic of the sermon was "repentance". After the sermon, Pastor Akpos asked the congregation 'if anybody wants to give his or her life to God lift your hand let me pray for you......' Nobody responded for about three times. The Governor mounted d alter and made a statement.."If u want to give your life to God please lift up your hands let Pastor pray for you cause we want to have good citizens in this state". A guy lifted up his hands reluctantly. The governor asked his PA to give the guy 10 million naira. The governor repeated the same statement again, this time around everybody's hand was up... The Governor turned to Pastor Akpos to pray for them, to his greatest surprise Pastor Akpos hand was also up..... |
Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Nobody: 1:04pm On Apr 27, 2017 |
Akpos Explaining Marketing: 1. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” - That’s Direct Marketing. 2. You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a Gorgeous Girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s very rich. Marry him!” – That’s Advertising. 3. You are at a party and see a Gorgeous Girl. She walks up to you and says: “You are very rich! Can i marry you?” - That’s Brand Recognition. 4. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - That’s Customer Feedback. 5. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband. - That’s Demand and Supply Gap. 6. You see a Gorgeous Girl at a party. You go to her and before you say: “I m rich, Marry me!”, your wife arrives. – That’s Restriction for Entering New Markets. |
Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Nobody: 1:04pm On Apr 27, 2017 |
NIGERIA GIRL WATCHING NOLLYWOOD MOVIE. In the movie, Ramsey Noah is the step son of Patience Ozokwo(Mama G), Patience Ozokwo acted as a wicked woman. Patience Ozokwo's plan was to poison Ramsey Noah. After puttin d poison into a glass of juice, she kept it in d fridge. (Nigeria girl still watching) Nigeria girl: This woman is very wicked. In d movie: Suddenly, Ramsey Noah comes back from work. Nigeria Girl: (still watching) Ramsey please don't go to the kitchen. In d movie: Ramsey Noah enters inside the kitchen. Nigeria Girl: (still watching) Ramsey pls don't go near d fridge. In d movie: Ramsey Noah goes straight to d fridge. Nigeria Girl: (still watching) Ramsey please don't carry juice, just carry water and drink. Then go and sleep. In d movie: Ramsey Noah carries the juice, as he was about to drink the juice the glass fell down on d floor and breaks. Nigeria Girl (excited): THANK YOU JESUS! 2 Likes |
Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Nobody: 1:05pm On Apr 27, 2017 |
Ofego to Akpos: Why don't u just go and study? Akpos: What for? Ofego: You'll get good marks. Akpos: then? Ofego: You'll get good job. Akpos: then? Ofego: You'll have big house, new car. Akpos: So what after that? Ofego: After that you'll relax. Akpos: So what do u think i'm doing right now 1 Like |
Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Nobody: 1:06pm On Apr 27, 2017 |
Husband wanted to call the hospital to ask about his pregnant wife, but accidentally called the cricket stadium. He asks, “How’s the situation?” He was shocked and nearly died on hearing the reply. They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out, hope to get another 7 out by lunch, last one was a duck!” |
Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Nobody: 12:47pm On Apr 28, 2017 |
Ofego: Take this N150,000, go to computer village and buy me a quality laptop with a big RAM. Akpos: Okay!. Akpos didn't return after two days, so Ofego decided to reach him on phone. Ofego: Hello, Akpos, what is keeping you long?. Akpos: The RAM Ofego: The RAM? How do you mean? Where are you now? Akpos: I'm on my way back from Kano. Ofego: Kano? Akpos: Yes Kano. I bought the Laptop at Ikeja but I traveled to Kano to buy the big RAM. Ofego: Oh my God! Akpos(gets angry): Oh my what? Ofego are u normal? I'm not a little child o! Is it not Laptop and big ram you send me? 2 Likes |
Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Nobody: 12:48pm On Apr 28, 2017 |
Akpos called customer care by 1 am. After 30 mins of advert, finally, Akpos comes on line. Customer care: Hello this is MTN customer care how can I help u?. Akpos: God punish u! Customer care: Sorry sir that's not polite, what's the problem? Akpos: Are u askin me? Check ur time, what is it sayin? Customer care: Sir this is 1:30 am. Akpos: So, why are u not asleep, are u a witch? Customer care: No sir am not a wizard. Akpos: Then what are u? Has others not slept finish? Customer care: Sir, please go straight to the reason why u called. Akpos: Ok, I have N99 on my phone, please transfer me N1 naira let me make midnight call. Customer care: Hahahahahahahah ahaha. Between you and i who is a witch? |
Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Nobody: 12:49pm On Apr 28, 2017 |
At a launching ceremony, Chief Akpos who is an illiterate noticed that each dignitary making a donation had two titles attached to their names. For instance, Chief (Dr.) Ofego Akpe, Prof (Pastor) Oghenefegor Akwaruta, etc. Chief Akpos was determined not to allow anyone upstage him at the occasion. When it was his turn to speak, he took the microphone and announced: I, Late (Chief) Akpos Akpomiemie Akpororo Atanatene donate the sum of N500,000 cash. Late Who?? The hall was empty in 60 seconds. 2 Likes |
Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Nobody: 12:50pm On Apr 28, 2017 |
Akpos was toasting a girl in a well packed bus but the girl kept rebuffing his advances but he persisted. The girl got frustrated and yelled 'is it by force??!!' Everybody's questioning eyes were turned on Akpos in an instance. He was so embarrassed and to cover it up he yelled back 'Yes, it is by force! You must accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Saviour. 2 Likes |
Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Nobody: 12:51pm On Apr 28, 2017 |
In early 90's Arsenal had a player called Newton Dicks. He got injured in one match and Newspapers wrote 'Arsenal to play without Dicks' The coach was furious and told the Papers to write it as 'Arsenal to play with Dicks out'. You can guess the number of ladies who flocked the stadium to watch the really awaited match. 2 Likes |
Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Nobody: 12:47pm On May 02, 2017 |
*MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER* *Time*: *3Hrs 30MINS* *INSTRUCTIONS:* *ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS.* *ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS* *1.* You have dated a girl for *two* years, eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. *(20 marks)* *2.* You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to another guy. Using trigonometric identities, derive a general formula for this type of love. *(20 marks)* *3. For Boys* You're dating around 15 girls and every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s *(a)* Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones. *(15marks)* *(b)* Use your graph to estimate your future poverty *(5marks)* *4.* You are dating other peoples' sisters yet you don't want to see any guy with your sister. Calculate the Percentage Error in your Thinking Capacity. *(20 marks)* *5.* You are a *civil servant*, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than N50,000. Your daughter who is awaiting *GCE* result is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy worth N90,000 each. Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence. *(20 marks)* *6. *For girls* You're a girl and you have dated 20 guys with hard labour, use the law of diminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy. *(20 marks)* *7.* You can't give your wife N1,000 for a pot of soup, but you spend over N5,000 in bars and restaurant. Calculate the radius of your 'stupidity', take π=3.142 *(20 marks)* 8.* You have been in the church and in your fellowship for years but your name is not in the book of LIFE because of the secret sin. Calculate the years you will spend in HELL? (30 mark) _*BEST OF LUCK!*_ *SECTION B: Theory.* In one word give 5 reason why is difficult for Ladies to propose. Your Time Starts Now. But remember to share to all your friends because the question papers are not much to go round. *GOOD LUCK.* |
Re: Chronicles Of Jokes by Nobody: 12:51pm On May 02, 2017 |
The missing moon The sighting of the moon was Inconclusive -INEC The sighting of the moon has been adjourned till tomorrow -Abuja High Court The sighting of the moon was not altered, a committee will be set-up to be headed by Sen. David Mark (Chairman Senate committee on Observation) -Senate The moon has already been sighted tomorrow -Lai Mohammed The anomally in the crescentic illumna of the moon in the atmospheric galaxy is tantamount to more crinkum crankum & hoola-baloo -Patrick Obahiagbon The APC was the cause of the moon not sighted in Nigeria -Fayose We will create another moon for Nigerians -APC Due to none sighting of the Moon, the Board of the Ulamas has been dissolved. -Presidency We blew up the moon and we will blow up more moons -Niger Delta Avengers We are responsible for the absence of the moon in the sky -Boko Haram Those responsible for the missing moon will soon be apprehended and charged accordingly. We have evidence. -EFCC We dont want to sight the Moon -Biafrans We know where the moon is but we dont want to say. -The US govt. |
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