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Life And Ages Of A Woman: What Stage Do You Like Best? by robosky02(m): 9:44pm On Jan 11
Between 18 and 20, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half-wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.
Between 21 and 30, a woman is like America. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone with cash.
Between 31 and 35, she is like India. Very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
Between 36 and 40, a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
Between 41 and 50, she is like Yugoslavia. Lost the war, haunted by past mistakes. Massive
reconstruction is now necessary.
Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, Very wide and borders are un-patrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.
Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia. A glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.
After 70, they become like Afghanistan. Everyone know where it is but no one wanna go there.

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Re: Life And Ages Of A Woman: What Stage Do You Like Best? by Aniker(f): 9:46pm On Jan 11
Hahaha this is funny grin cheesy
Re: Life And Ages Of A Woman: What Stage Do You Like Best? by robosky02(m): 9:49pm On Jan 11
Aniker:
Hahaha this is funny grin cheesy


you must be feeling like America right grin
Re: Life And Ages Of A Woman: What Stage Do You Like Best? by hopeforcharles(m): 9:50pm On Jan 11
This is funny, what is this naa grin grin
Re: Life And Ages Of A Woman: What Stage Do You Like Best? by Emac34: 9:51pm On Jan 11
Dude your something else..funnygringrin
Re: Life And Ages Of A Woman: What Stage Do You Like Best? by Aniker(f): 9:52pm On Jan 11
robosky02:



you must be feeling like America right grin
no no Africa
Re: Life And Ages Of A Woman: What Stage Do You Like Best? by yemmit90: 9:54pm On Jan 11
Damn, this is so funny.
Re: Life And Ages Of A Woman: What Stage Do You Like Best? by robosky02(m): 9:55pm On Jan 11
Aniker:
no no Africa

as in ..... cheesy

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Re: Life And Ages Of A Woman: What Stage Do You Like Best? by Nobody: 9:56pm On Jan 11
Objectification! smiley
Re: Life And Ages Of A Woman: What Stage Do You Like Best? by Flexherbal(m): 10:01pm On Jan 11
Funny stuff!
Re: Life And Ages Of A Woman: What Stage Do You Like Best? by decatalyst(m): 10:02pm On Jan 11
Aniker:
no no Africa

Hahahaha

OP made me laugh! Like for him please

70- 80 years she is like AFRICA/Nigeria, forgotten and bed-ridden. Expressly praying to pass unto glory so soon grin grin
Re: Life And Ages Of A Woman: What Stage Do You Like Best? by wizrose(m): 10:06pm On Jan 11
AFRICA SOCKS .......AMERICA ROCKS grin grin
Re: Life And Ages Of A Woman: What Stage Do You Like Best? by Piercedclit(f): 10:08pm On Jan 11
America is the boss!
Re: Life And Ages Of A Woman: What Stage Do You Like Best? by robosky02(m): 10:18pm On Jan 11
Piercedclit:
America is the boss!
for where grin

Re: Life And Ages Of A Woman: What Stage Do You Like Best? by robosky02(m): 12:01pm On Jan 12
prettythicksme

go don dey reach france... grin
Re: Life And Ages Of A Woman: What Stage Do You Like Best? by Nobody: 3:22pm On Jan 12
Funny grin
Re: Life And Ages Of A Woman: What Stage Do You Like Best? by robosky02(m): 7:35pm On Jan 12
rokiatu:
Funny grin

rokiatu
indian things grin

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