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Losing My Manhood by Nobody: 7:55am On Jan 14, 2017
with the way things are turning out for me (both voluntarily and involuntary), seems i am regrettably losing the qualities of a man.

1) the man in me died knowing i can not perform kama sultra styles with a woman in bed. I had onced peeped on popsi/mumsi and admired the energy oga used; with madam at his mercy. The reverse is the case for me as my 'gbola' pours libation early.
Re: Losing My Manhood by Nobody: 8:00am On Jan 14, 2017
2) the man in me died knowing i still dance up and down when power supply is restored; sing off key when bathing, bury my hands in my boxers, pick nose sporadically; do gayish/feminine things by putting line on my eyebrow, sleeping unclad and checking myself out in the mirror
Re: Losing My Manhood by Nobody: 8:03am On Jan 14, 2017
The topic should be "Loosing your Sanity"..

You are clearly in need of mental health...
Please go to the nearest psychiatrist before your molest someone's child

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Re: Losing My Manhood by Nobody: 8:05am On Jan 14, 2017
3) the man died in me knowing i still borrow my younger brother's clothes; eat indomitable indomie, run home for 'king of hearts' by 8pm and get heart broken when without a phone (team nairaland and chatting)
Re: Losing My Manhood by Nobody: 8:09am On Jan 14, 2017
4) the man in me died knowing i only got balls to gist fine girls online and just smile and hide face one on one (so i don't stare at bobi cheesy)
Re: Losing My Manhood by Nobody: 8:12am On Jan 14, 2017
5) the man in me died knowing i find it hard investing in realistic things like my education, future, a relative or would-be babe
Re: Losing My Manhood by Divay22(f): 8:26am On Jan 14, 2017
Dear you need prayer angry.......
Oya come lemme pray for you. grin.....

I can see them They are coming after you.................

































Though I know what you are up to tongue
Re: Losing My Manhood by LadyMacbeth(f): 8:28am On Jan 14, 2017
You're finally running mad..
Re: Losing My Manhood by Pizzy01(m): 8:58am On Jan 14, 2017
WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIE....
Re: Losing My Manhood by Nobody: 9:03am On Jan 14, 2017
LadyMacbeth:
You're finally running mad..
Re: Losing My Manhood by Nobody: 9:05am On Jan 14, 2017
Divay22:
Dear you need prayer angry....... Oya come lemme pray for you. grin.....
I can see them They are coming after you.................
































Though I know what you are up to tongue
oops.. grin
Re: Losing My Manhood by Nobody: 9:06am On Jan 14, 2017
Uchihaitaci:
The topic should be "Loosing your Sanity"..

You are clearly in need of mental health...
Please go to the nearest psychiatrist before your molest someone's child
haba!
Re: Losing My Manhood by EmperorShizzy: 9:12am On Jan 14, 2017
Mr newbie
Re: Losing My Manhood by Nobody: 9:18am On Jan 14, 2017
EmperorShizzy:
Mr newbie
bros chizzy. You reach here?
Re: Losing My Manhood by dacblogger: 9:31am On Jan 14, 2017
Even madmen get account for nairaland... grin
Re: Losing My Manhood by SmellingAnus(m): 9:54am On Jan 14, 2017
Funny you... That word Gbola got my attention.... ( Ga Ba 4 La 1)
Re: Losing My Manhood by EmperorShizzy: 1:58pm On Jan 14, 2017
redbeans:
bros chizzy. You reach here?
I dey here watching you o cool
Re: Losing My Manhood by Nobody: 2:07pm On Jan 14, 2017
SmellingAnus:
Funny you... That word Gbola got my attention.... ( Ga Ba 4 La 1)
bros bros
Re: Losing My Manhood by Nobody: 2:09pm On Jan 14, 2017
EmperorShizzy:


I dey here watching you o cool
hmm.. You wlc. *passes a bottle of best to him*

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Re: Losing My Manhood by Nobody: 4:31pm On Jan 15, 2017
Pizzy01:
WHAT IS DEAD MAY NEVER DIE....
this ur adage eh

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Re: Losing My Manhood by Nobody: 7:35pm On Feb 27, 2017
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Re: Losing My Manhood by Nobody: 2:06pm On May 09, 2017
EmperorShizzy:

I dey here watching you o cool
no p. Call your broda emperorlee
Re: Losing My Manhood by stevecantrell: 9:48pm On May 10, 2017
They will give you a free bottle...sissy boy.

Re: Losing My Manhood by Nobody: 6:57am On May 20, 2017
stevecantrell:
They will give you a free bottle...sissy boy.
as in.. Heroes or goldberg?

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