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Memo To Single Men On How To Find A Wife In 3 Months by wese90(m): 10:12am On Jan 15, 2017 |
This Article might upset you today, especially if you are a Lady and a make up artist or you own an iPhone or you live around Lekki, Surulere or even Abuja........ Please read this and lets discuss it gently without going for the balls of the writer...... 1. Women who are not Celibate ( Most Celibate women have had sex with more than 50 men and are trying hard to redeem their Vagina. Please don't fall for the celibacy trick. It is a calculated ruse to deceive men) 2.Women who wear two underwears a day 2B. Please run from women with unshaved armpit. 3. A Woman who has never committed an abortion 4. Women who don't snapchat during service 5. Women who don't use the hopeless 'Dog snapchat filter' 5B. Any woman who doesn't look exactly like her Social Media Pictures should be dumped immediately. 6. A woman who doesn't own an IPhone (This is rare but a calculated strategy to spot a woman u can marry immediately) 7. Send 40 DMs a week (Send the Messages don't be scared) 8. Any woman whose page is locked is not ready for marriage ( She is obviously hiding something) 9. A woman who responds to DMs should be first on your list for consideration (It means she is looking for friendship) 10. Stay away from Single ladies around Lekki Phase 1, Oando Filling Station Round about Lekki, Surulere, Imo State, Asokoro, Gwarinpa, Maitama and Wuse 2 Abuja. ( If you must date them please ask for their source of income, Lekki Phase 1 is the head quarters for Runs girls) 11. Any woman who calls her self a Makeup artist should not be taken seriously. 13. Any woman who cannot go a year without a gift from you should be dumped immediately. 14. A lady with hair net around the house and nasty dirty towel wrapped around her body like a village woman should be dropped instantly (we are in the 21st century for chrissake!) 15. Women who use more than 1hour to make up should not be considered. 16. Do not marry a woman who practises only Missionary style during sex (variety is the spice of life). 17. My Top Recommended States with Best Wives (Ogun, Ondo, Osun, Anambra, Enugu, Ekiti, Kaduna, Adamawa, Calabar, Bayelsa, Katsina, Borno, Rivers, Edo, Akwa Ibom, Onitsha) Conclusion : If you meet any woman who doesn't fall under the above stated category kindly propose with immediate effect. If you do not have money for an engagement ring. Please reach out to @olawasew, we will buy you a ring. God bless you all. Please these articles are not written to upset anyone just for social media users, educated women and pundits to criticise and analyse. Thank you and Have a wonderful day. ref: Dokun Olumofin |
Re: Memo To Single Men On How To Find A Wife In 3 Months by xest(m): 10:17am On Jan 15, 2017 |
Abeg go church 1 Like |
Re: Memo To Single Men On How To Find A Wife In 3 Months by Kondomatic(m): 10:19am On Jan 15, 2017 |
Ok. I will read it when Buhari finishes his first tenure, but if he wins again then ama wait till 2023. |
Re: Memo To Single Men On How To Find A Wife In 3 Months by obiorathesubtle: 10:54am On Jan 15, 2017 |
Lol |
Re: Memo To Single Men On How To Find A Wife In 3 Months by J3RK: 10:57am On Jan 15, 2017 |
Take ur brains along next time you want to log in. 1 Like |
Re: Memo To Single Men On How To Find A Wife In 3 Months by wese90(m): 11:55am On Jan 15, 2017 |
Re: Memo To Single Men On How To Find A Wife In 3 Months by J3RK: 11:59am On Jan 15, 2017 |
wese90:Yea!! Me and Ur Dad, we ,both, lack respect 1 Like |
Re: Memo To Single Men On How To Find A Wife In 3 Months by Nobody: 12:09pm On Jan 15, 2017 |
OKAY, this is funny |
Re: Memo To Single Men On How To Find A Wife In 3 Months by AlphaSoul: 11:45am On Aug 14, 2021 |
wese90:Lol... Many make-up artistes in #11 are married, and seem to have regular income (especially before Covid) which sustains their families. |
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