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Help! The Man I Married, My Husband Has No joystick! by Gentle99(m): 5:16pm On Jan 16, 2017 |
True life story! Ifeoma, a 26 year old graduate narrates her story and seek help! I am Ifeoma Udeh, a 26 year old graduate of University of Cape Town. I met the love of my life, a Nigerian when I came back to Nigeria for visits. Then, I was 20 and we got engaged, promising to avoid sex until we are married! After completing my course, I came back to Nigeria where we wedded. After our wedding, we went for our honeymoon where I discovered that my husband has no Dick! Please, what do I do? 1 Like |
Re: Help! The Man I Married, My Husband Has No joystick! by thorpido(m): 5:20pm On Jan 16, 2017 |
Which one be no joystick? 2 Likes |
Re: Help! The Man I Married, My Husband Has No joystick! by Nobody: 5:21pm On Jan 16, 2017 |
Where una dey see this una story sef?! Well, my own suggestion is she should go and seek advice from the elders of her church 3 Likes |
Re: Help! The Man I Married, My Husband Has No joystick! by doubleportion: 5:26pm On Jan 16, 2017 |
Science fiction 1 Like |
Re: Help! The Man I Married, My Husband Has No joystick! by greatnaija01: 5:36pm On Jan 16, 2017 |
This is a medical issue. so go to the doctors for an ADDITION or a GRAFTING. if he didnt confide in you before marriage on such HEIGHT of sensitivity... then there are more dangerous secrets loading.. anyway... I KNOW ITS A FICTIONAL STORY cos there is no picture and as a doctor i know men can not walk well in BALANCE if the JOYSTICK is missing. that means This OP can LIE shaaaa, so how does he PISSS or what made him marry since he can not get Hot. PLS WE HATE LIARS HERE. wey_done_sir Gentle99: 1 Like |
Re: Help! The Man I Married, My Husband Has No joystick! by Nobody: 6:01pm On Jan 16, 2017 |
I love the story |
Re: Help! The Man I Married, My Husband Has No joystick! by makelove2m(m): 6:38pm On Jan 16, 2017 |
Gentle99: OP pls ask her to send the pictures to us to believe this story 1 Like |
Re: Help! The Man I Married, My Husband Has No joystick! by rhonard(m): 7:15pm On Jan 16, 2017 |
u married him already, try to find something to do about it, mean while 1 Like
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Re: Help! The Man I Married, My Husband Has No joystick! by Gentle99(m): 7:18pm On Jan 16, 2017 |
makelove2m: Apply a little sense nah! God gave it to you to use not for fancy! If you are the lady, would you spread your dirty panties in the public? Why your common sense dey this shallow nah? 1 Like
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Re: Help! The Man I Married, My Husband Has No joystick! by Gentle99(m): 7:23pm On Jan 16, 2017 |
greatnaija01: Oga Fake Doctor, receive sense in Jesus Name (say amen) . Those men that use their manhood for money rituals, do their bodies lose balance? Think broad nah! Why e be say na only medical terminology, theorem and beliefs just full your head? Bros, no be only you be doctor here ooo! I am a neurologist!!! |
Re: Help! The Man I Married, My Husband Has No joystick! by AndyMolarAllwel(m): 7:28pm On Jan 16, 2017 |
Jesuuuuu 1 Like
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Re: Help! The Man I Married, My Husband Has No joystick! by rawpadgin(m): 7:38pm On Jan 16, 2017 |
u mean he literally don't have a d1ck? was he castrated |
Re: Help! The Man I Married, My Husband Has No joystick! by seunny4lif(m): 8:07pm On Jan 16, 2017 |
Joystick as in for playing PS4 I'm not understanding 1 Like
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Re: Help! The Man I Married, My Husband Has No joystick! by gulfer: 8:19pm On Jan 16, 2017 |
@OP, look for the old Nintendo, it usually comes with two joystick and that should serve you pretty well 1 Like |
Re: Help! The Man I Married, My Husband Has No joystick! by freakthingz(m): 8:23pm On Jan 16, 2017 |
gulfer: funny nygga Aunty op buy him strapon you can buy any size preek you like Also it never goes soft so you can ride forever |
Re: Help! The Man I Married, My Husband Has No joystick! by freakthingz(m): 8:25pm On Jan 16, 2017 |
BreadandBeans: Will they pray him a new prik 2 Likes |
Re: Help! The Man I Married, My Husband Has No joystick! by Nobody: 8:35pm On Jan 16, 2017 |
Fake story but I will play along. No koboko stick means your husband is your WIFE. |
Re: Help! The Man I Married, My Husband Has No joystick! by dsocioemmy(m): 9:09pm On Jan 16, 2017 |
See becareful o....Who u dey use play?... |
Re: Help! The Man I Married, My Husband Has No joystick! by Gentle99(m): 9:24pm On Jan 16, 2017 |
dsocioemmy: See them!
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Re: Help! The Man I Married, My Husband Has No joystick! by Mekzyzeus(m): 9:26pm On Jan 16, 2017 |
Technically, the marriage was contracted on deceit(there was no full disclosure) and ain't at all binding on you. Thus, you can seek for absolution of the marriage both in the church and legally ( it will be as if you guys never got married) |
Re: Help! The Man I Married, My Husband Has No joystick! by Cholls(m): 9:32pm On Jan 16, 2017 |
my sister
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Re: Help! The Man I Married, My Husband Has No joystick! by Kakamorufu(m): 9:33pm On Jan 16, 2017 |
dis is superstory |
Re: Help! The Man I Married, My Husband Has No joystick! by Trendy247: 9:58pm On Jan 16, 2017 |
U CAN USE ANY ODA INPUT DEVICE NA |
Re: Help! The Man I Married, My Husband Has No joystick! by edibless0(m): 10:08pm On Jan 16, 2017 |
Too late |
Re: Help! The Man I Married, My Husband Has No joystick! by chiwex(m): 10:12pm On Jan 16, 2017 |
picture of prove |
Re: Help! The Man I Married, My Husband Has No joystick! by franklynsunny(m): 1:15am On Jan 17, 2017 |
D story is nt complete Hw him take dey urinate since wen u r 20yr u met him Jus change d story well Maybe ify was expecting big cassava but found pears 1 Like |
Re: Help! The Man I Married, My Husband Has No joystick! by makelove2m(m): 7:02pm On Jan 17, 2017 |
[quote author=Gentle99 post=52862861] Apply a little sense nah! God gave it to you to use not for fancy! If you are the lady, would you spread your dirty panties in the public? Why your common sense dey this shallow nah? [/quote Why you dey ask for common sense, you fit buy am from super stores, abeg, e no dey common at all, seeing is believing pls, pix ................. or i will not believe |
Re: Help! The Man I Married, My Husband Has No joystick! by ollaxworld: 7:07pm On Jan 17, 2017 |
[quote][/quote] Any proof to back your claim? |
Re: Help! The Man I Married, My Husband Has No joystick! by aregal: 7:54am On Jan 18, 2017 |
Joystick? What is that rubbish? Why use kids playground language here. We are all adult for goodness sake! |
Re: Help! The Man I Married, My Husband Has No joystick! by Freewoman(f): 8:31pm On Jan 20, 2017 |
Gentle99: TAKE AM EAZY NAAAAAAAAAAAAAA |
Re: Help! The Man I Married, My Husband Has No joystick! by popefuse(m): 11:01pm On Jan 20, 2017 |
Lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie lie if u check the story wella u go see na cook up story |
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