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Re: Science Disproves Evolution by OLAADEGBU(m): 8:06pm On Dec 24, 2010 |
Image123: You cracked it. Bravo! |
Re: Science Disproves Evolution by OLAADEGBU(m): 8:07pm On Dec 24, 2010 |
OLAADEGBU: It's Christmas, Eve! |
Re: Science Disproves Evolution by OLAADEGBU(m): 2:28am On Dec 25, 2010 |
The Christmas Traveller. [img width=500 height=500]http://www.answersingenesis.org/assets/images/media/cartoons/after-eden/20091218.gif[/img] |
Re: Science Disproves Evolution by OLAADEGBU(m): 7:38pm On Dec 25, 2010 |
Happy Incarnation Day! [img width=500 height=500]http://www.answersingenesis.org/assets/20081220.gif[/img] |
Re: Science Disproves Evolution by Somatic(m): 12:37am On Dec 26, 2010 |
OLAADEGBU: Guy, if u wake my famly eh? I am so LoL. Nice of u. Kip giving us godly humuor. Cheers. |
Re: Science Disproves Evolution by OLAADEGBU(m): 1:25am On Dec 26, 2010 |
OLAADEGBU: When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. "You're running around with other women," she charged, "You're being unreasonable," Adam responded, "You're the only woman on earth." The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by someone poking him in the chest. It was Eve. "What do you think you're doing?" Adam demanded. "Counting your ribs," said Eve. -- J. John and Mark Stibbe |
Re: Science Disproves Evolution by OLAADEGBU(m): 1:14am On Jan 02, 2011 |
An Happy Old New Year. [img width=500 height=500]http://www.answersingenesis.org/assets/images/media/cartoons/after-eden/20021230.gif[/img] |
Re: Science Disproves Evolution by seyibrown(f): 6:13pm On Jan 02, 2011 |
LOL! |
Re: Science Disproves Evolution by OLAADEGBU(m): 2:32am On Jan 04, 2011 |
Methuselah at it again. [img width=500 height=500]http://www.answersingenesis.org/assets/images/media/cartoons/after-eden/20001016.gif[/img] |
Re: Science Disproves Evolution by OLAADEGBU(m): 2:02am On Jan 05, 2011 |
Who was the luckiest, rather most blessed man on earth? [img width=500 height=500]http://www.answersingenesis.org/assets/images/media/cartoons/after-eden/20010709.gif[/img] Answer: Adam, because he didn't have a mother-in-law. |
Re: Science Disproves Evolution by OLAADEGBU(m): 11:37am On Jan 05, 2011 |
Taylor Mason with Paco the Pig [flash=500,400] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3chTCJExNQ&hl=en_GB&fs=1&[/flash] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3chTCJExNQ&feature=player_embedded#! |
Re: Science Disproves Evolution by OLAADEGBU(m): 3:34pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
God Created heaven and the earth. Quickly He was faced with a class action suit for failure to file an environmental impact statement. He was granted a temporary permit for the project, but was stymied with the cease and desist order for the earthly part. Appearing at the hearing, God was asked why He began His earthly project in the first place. He replied that He just liked to be creative. Then God said, "Let there be light", and immediately the officials demanded to know how the light would be made. Would there be strip mining? What about thermal pollution? God explained that the light would come from a huge ball of fire. God was granted provisional permission to make light, assuming that no smoke would result from the ball of fire: that He would obtain a building permit; and to conserve energy, would turn the light off half the time. God agreed and said He would call the light "Day" and the darkness "Night". Officials replied that they were not interested in semantics. God said, "Let the earth bring forth green herb and bear much seed". The EPA agreed so long as native seed was used. Then God said, "Let waters bring forth creeping creatures begetting life; and the fowl that may fly over the earth". Officials pointed out this would require approval from the Department of Game coordinated with the Heavenly Wildlife Federation and the Audubongelic Society. Everything was O.K. until God said He wanted to complete the project in Six days. Officials said it would take at least 200 days to review the application and impact statement. After that there would be a public hearing. Then there would be a 10-12 month approval period before, . . . At this point God created Hell. -- Anonymous |
Re: Science Disproves Evolution by seyibrown(f): 5:04pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
At this point God created Hell. Taylor Mason with Paco the Pig Video's hilarious! Thanks for posting |
Re: Science Disproves Evolution by OLAADEGBU(m): 7:34pm On Jan 06, 2011 |
@seyibrown, SeanT21, image123, Somatic and other viewers, I wish you all a happy new year enjoy Taylor Mason with Paquito [flash=500,400] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETEXJiiW60E&hl=en_GB&feature=player_embedded&version=3[/flash] |
Re: Science Disproves Evolution by seyibrown(f): 7:33pm On Jan 07, 2011 |
Thanks, OLADEEGBU! Happy New year! |
Re: Science Disproves Evolution by OLAADEGBU(m): 11:54pm On Jan 07, 2011 |
seyibrown: Compliment of the season. Here is Taylor Mason with his piano in thou shalt laugh 2 [flash=500,400] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aKIrx0P1ato&hl=en_GB&feature=player_embedded&version=3[/flash] |
Re: Science Disproves Evolution by OLAADEGBU(m): 11:58pm On Jan 07, 2011 |
Delilah - The Samson Version by Tim Hawkins [flash=500,400] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNcMgGGOwzE&color1=0xb1b1b1&color2=0xd0d0d0&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&fs=1[/flash] http://www.tangle.com/view_video.php?viewkey=be833e860d36c0b4fe4b |
Re: Science Disproves Evolution by OLAADEGBU(m): 10:28am On Jan 11, 2011 |
The 10 Commandments in your own language. [list] 1. I am the Lord thy God, thou shalt not have any other gods before me. I'm God. Don't play me. [/list] [list] 2. Thou shalt not have any graven images Don't be makin no hood ornaments and charms out of me, or like me. [/list] [list] 3. Thou shalt not use the name of the Lord thy God in vain Don't be callin' me for no reason. [/list] [list] 4. Remember to keep the Sabbath day holy Y'all betta be in church on Sunday, and not just the Sundays when it's Mother's day, Easter and Christmas [/list] [list] 5. Honour thy father and thy mother Don't Diss or cuss out yo momma, and if you know who ya daddy is, don't Diss him neither. [/list] [list] 6. Thou shalt not kill Don't be goin' on no drive bys. [/list] [list] 7. Thou shalt not commit adultery Stick to ya own Boo. [/list] [list] 8. Thou shalt not steal Don't be borrow'n stuff and don't give it back. [/list] [list] 9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy brother Don't be snitchin' on the otha' man to save your behind. [/list] [list] 10. Thou shalt not covet anything that belongs to thy brother. Don't be eyein' (skeeming) yo homie's crib, ride, woman, or nuffin. [/list] -- A N/lander |
Re: Science Disproves Evolution by OLAADEGBU(m): 12:18pm On Jan 12, 2011 |
Experiential Faith "And this is life eternal, that they might know you the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom you have sent." -- John 17:3 The Evidence Bible Our faith isn't intellectual; it is experiential. We don't know about God, we know Him. At the University of Chicago Divinity School, each year they have what is called "Baptist Day." It is a day when the school invites all the Baptists in the area to the school because they want the Baptist dollars to keep coming in. On this day each one is to bring a lunch to be eaten outdoors in a grassy picnic area. Every "Baptist Day" the school would invite one of the greatest minds to lecture in the theological education centre. One year they invited Dr. Paul Tillich. Dr. Tillich spoke for two and a half hours proving that the resurrection of Jesus was false. He quoted scholar after scholar and book after book. He concluded that since there was no such thing as the historical resurrection, the religion tradition of the Church was groundless, emotional mumbo jumbo, because it was based on a relationship with a risen Jesus, who, in fact, never rose from the dead in any literal sense. He then asked if there were any questions. After about 30 seconds, an old preacher with a head of short-cropped, woolly white hair stood up in the back of the audience. "Docta Tillich, I got one question," he said as all eyes turned toward him. He reached into his lunch sack and pulled out an apple and began eating it. "Docta Tillich (CRUNCH MUNCH), my question is a simple one (CRUNCH MUNCH). Now, I ain't never read them books you read (CRUNCH MUNCH), and I can't recite the Scriptures in the original Greek (CRUNCH MUNCH). I don't know nothin' about Niebuhr and Heidegger (CRUNCH MUNCH). He finished the apple. "All I wanna know is: This apple I just ate -- was it bitter or sweet?" Dr. Tillich paused for a moment and answered in exemplary scholarly fashion: "I cannot possibly answer that question, for I haven't tasted your apple." The white-haired preacher dropped the apple core into his crumpled paper bag, looked up at Dr. Tillich and said calmly, "Neither have you tasted my Jesus." The 1,000-plus in attendance could not contain themselves. The auditorium erupted with applause and cheers. Dr. Tillich thanked his audience and promptly left the platform. "Taste and see that the Lord is good: blessed is the man that trusts in him" (Psalm 34:. It has been well said, "The man with an experience is not at the mercy of a man with an argument." 1 Like
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Re: Science Disproves Evolution by OLAADEGBU(m): 1:49pm On Jan 13, 2011 |
Directions Home I really like this one. Someone spent a lot of time on this, , ______________ · º o`·, /__/ _/\_ ____/\ `) ( | | | | | | | || |l±±±±| ] ,.-·° ,.-·~·~·-., `°·-. :º° ·~·~·-, , DIRECTIONS TO OUR FATHER'S HOUSE. Make a Right onto Believeth Blvd. Keep straight and go through the Green Light, which is Jesus Christ. There, you must turn onto the Bridge of Faith, which is over troubled waters. When you get off the bridge, make a Right turn and Keep Straight. You are on the King's Highway of Holiness - Heaven-bound. Keep going for three miles: One for the Father, One for the Son, and One for the Holy Spirit. Amen, Amen Amen!. Then exit off onto Grace Blvd. From there, make a Right turn on Gospel Lane. Keep Straight and then make another Right on Prayer Road. As you go on your way, Yield Not to the traffic on Temptation Ave. Also, avoid SIN STREET because it is a DEAD END. (cul-de-sac) Pass up Envy Drive, and Hate Avenue. Also, pass Hypocrisy Street, Gossiping Lane, and Backbiting Blvd. However, you have to go down Long-suffering Lane, Persecution Blvd. and Trials and Tribulations Ave. But that's all right, because VICTORY Street is straight ahead! Glory AMEN!!!!! SEND THESE DIRECTIONS TO YOUR FRIENDS SO THEY WILL NOT GET LOST. Amen, Amen Amen!. 1 Like |
Re: Science Disproves Evolution by OLAADEGBU(m): 2:00pm On Jan 13, 2011 |
A Lesson For Married Couples And Singles (sent by e-mail) You can enjoy and be revived daily, she's God's perfect match for you, maybe a change of attitude will help. read on ! When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, 'I've got something to tell you'. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes. Suddenly I didn't know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly. She didn't seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, 'Why?' I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, 'You are not a man!' That night, we didn' t talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; she had lost my heart to a lovely girl called Dew. I did'nt love her anymore. I just pitied her! With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company. She glanced at it and then tore it into pieces. The woman who had spent ten years of her life with me had become a stranger. I felt sorry for her wasted time, resources and energy but I could not take back what I had said for I loved Dew so dearly. Finally she cried loudly in front of me, which was what I had expected to see. To me her cry was actually a kind of release. The idea of divorce which had obsessed me for several weeks seemed to be firmer and clearer now. The next day, I came back home very late and found her writing something at the table. I didn't have supper but went straight to sleep and fell asleep very fast because I was tired after an eventful day with Dew. When I woke up, she was still there at the table writing. I just did not care so I turned over and was asleep again. In the morning she presented her divorce conditions: she didn't want anything from me, but needed a month's notice before the divorce. She requested that in that one month we both struggle to live as normal a life as possible. Her reasons were simple: our son had his exams in a months time and she didn't want to disrupt him with our broken marriage. This was agreeable to me. But she had something more, she asked me to recall how I had carried her into our bridal room on our wedding day. She requested that everyday for the month's duration I carry her out of our bedroom to the front door every morning. I thought she was going crazy. Just to make our last days together bearable I accepted her odd request. I told Dew about my wife's divorce conditions. She laughed loudly and thought it was absurd. No matter what tricks she applies, she has to face the divorce, she said scornfully. My wife and I hadn't had any body contact since my divorce intention was explicitly expressed. So when I carried her out on the first day, we both appeared clumsy. Our son clapped behind us, daddy is holding mummy in his arms. His words brought me a sense of pain. From the bedroom to the sitting room, then to the door, I walked over ten meters with her in my arms. She closed her eyes and said softly; 'Don't tell our son about the divorce'. I nodded, feeling somewhat upset. I put her down outside the door. She went to wait for the bus to work. I drove alone to the office. On the second day, both of us acted much more easily. She leaned on my chest. I could smell the fragrance of her blouse. I realized that I hadn' t looked at this woman carefully for a long time. I realised she was not young any more. There were fine wrinkles on her face, her hair was graying! Our marriage had taken its toll on her. For a minute I wondered what I had done to her. On the fourth day, when I lifted her up, I felt a sense of intimacy returning. This was the woman who had given ten years of her life to me. On the fifth and sixth day, I realized that our sense of intimacy was growing again. I didn't tell Dew about this. It became easier to carry her as the month slipped by. Perhaps the everyday workout made me stronger. She was choosing what to wear one morning. She tried on quite a few dresses but could not find a suitable one. Then she sighed, all my dresses have grown bigger. I suddenly realized that she had grown so thin, that was the reason why I could carry her more easily. Suddenly it hit me. She had buried so much pain and bitterness in her heart. Subconsciously I reached out and touched her head. Our son came in at the moment and said, 'Dad, it's time to carry mum out.' To him, seeing his father carrying his mother out had become an essential part of his life. My wife gestured to our son to come closer and hugged him tightly. I turned my face away because I was afraid I might change my mind at this last minute. I then held her in my arms, walking from the bedroom, through the sitting room, to the hallway. Her hand surrounded my neck softly and naturally. I held her body tightly, it was just like our wedding day. But her much lighter weight made me sad. On the last day, when I held her in my arms I could hardly move a step. Our son had gone to school. I held her tightly and said, I had'nt noticed that our life lacked intimacy. I drove to office, jumped out of the car swiftly without locking the door. I was afraid any delay would make me change my mind, I walked upstairs. Dew opened the door and I said to her, 'Sorry, Dew, I do not want the divorce anymore.' She looked at me, astonished. Then touched my forehead. 'Do you have a fever?' She said. I moved her hand off my head. 'Sorry, Dew', I said, 'I won't divorce. My marriage life was boring probably because she and I didn't value the details of our lives, not because we didn't love each other any more. Now I realise that since I carried her into my home on our wedding day I am supposed to hold her until death do us apart.' Dew seemed to suddenly wake up. She gave me a loud slap and then slammed the door and burst into tears. I walked downstairs and drove away. At the floral shop on the way, I ordered a bouquet of flowers for my wife. The salesgirl asked me what to write on the card. I smiled and wrote, 'I'll carry you out every morning until death do us apart.' The small details of your lives are what really matter in a relationship. It is not the mansion, the car, property , the money in the bank, blah, blah, blah. These create an environment conducive for happiness but cannot give happiness in themselves. So find time to be your spouse's friend and do those little things for each other that build intimacy. Do have a real happy marriage! 1 Like |
Re: Science Disproves Evolution by OLAADEGBU(m): 11:11pm On Jan 14, 2011 |
Taylor Mason with Romeo [flash=500,400] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-gTb20NMdc?fs=1&hl=en_GB[/flash] |
Re: Science Disproves Evolution by seyibrown(f): 1:45pm On Jan 15, 2011 |
After about 30 seconds, an old preacher with a head of short-cropped, woolly white hair stood up in the back of the audience. "Docta Tillich, I got one question," he said as all eyes turned toward him. He reached into his lunch sack and pulled out an apple and began eating it. "Docta Tillich (CRUNCH MUNCH), my question is a simple one (CRUNCH MUNCH). Now, I ain't never read them books you read (CRUNCH MUNCH), and I can't recite the Scriptures in the original Greek (CRUNCH MUNCH). I don't know nothin' about Niebuhr and Heidegger (CRUNCH MUNCH). He finished the apple. "All I wanna know is: This apple I just ate -- was it bitter or sweet?" LOL! |
Re: Science Disproves Evolution by OLAADEGBU(m): 5:56pm On Jan 15, 2011 |
seyibrown: The proofs in the pudding indeed. |
Re: Science Disproves Evolution by noetic16(m): 7:36pm On Jan 15, 2011 |
^^^ happy new year OLA . . . . wishing u all the very best. I just saw ur wishes on the other thread. thanks. |
Re: Science Disproves Evolution by Nobody: 9:08pm On Jan 15, 2011 |
It's been a while since you posted anything about Obama. What's up with that? |
Re: Science Disproves Evolution by OLAADEGBU(m): 11:25pm On Jan 16, 2011 |
noetic16: Compliments of the season. Grace, mercy and peace of the Lord be multiplied to you. |
Re: Science Disproves Evolution by OLAADEGBU(m): 11:28pm On Jan 16, 2011 |
Martian: I should congratulate you for his 'successful' passing of the gay bill into the constitution. Folks can now crawl out of the woodworks and be seen. Check the Obama link below to see what's up. https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-461202.0.html |
Re: Science Disproves Evolution by OLAADEGBU(m): 11:43pm On Jan 16, 2011 |
Taylor Mason and the Obama debate Show [flash=500,400] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mDiDDP12fY?fs=1&hl=en_GB[/flash] |
Re: Science Disproves Evolution by Nobody: 1:01am On Jan 17, 2011 |
OLAADEGBU: Bigot |
Re: Science Disproves Evolution by OLAADEGBU(m): 1:59pm On Jan 17, 2011 |
Martian: Is this e-booklet the reason you think 'am a bigot? Read it and you will see why your response is similar to the ones made by those lovely guys there. Uninivited [flash=500,400]http://media.chick.com/preview.swf[/flash] |
Re: Science Disproves Evolution by Nobody: 3:09pm On Jan 17, 2011 |
OLAADEGBU: No, I don't read your links. I think you're a bigot because of your posts. |
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