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Re: Almost Paradise by Skimpledawg(m): 7:10pm On Feb 15, 2017
Slimzjoe:


Easy! To get pikin don they hungry you abi
Lols... I don miss ya nutty antics wella.
Oya make we analyse Jay baba... The niqqa is just F'ing up big time. If that him short wife curse am ehh...i fear for Ella's life.
Re: Almost Paradise by ruffhandu: 7:41pm On Feb 15, 2017
candy:

It's actually into not in to. It was meant to indicate some type of action that is taking place, not as part of a verb phrase. Thanks man, keep it coming.

It ok. I'm right behind you.
Re: Almost Paradise by ruffhandu: 7:49pm On Feb 15, 2017
candy:
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Ella starred at the door for several minutes; she pulled a pillow close and smiled in contentment. She grabbed her phone and pressed 1 on her speed dial. “I got him, mum.” She said with a loud scream.

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Check the bolded.
Re: Almost Paradise by Anubiri(m): 8:00pm On Feb 15, 2017
I don wait tire...Candy do u need my help?
Re: Almost Paradise by yorhmienerd(m): 8:18pm On Feb 15, 2017
Really don't know why men fall at the slightest sight of p-u-s-s-y. SMH, I will NEVER fall under the tentacles of a Kitty-Cat-weilding woman.
Re: Almost Paradise by princessadeola(f): 8:21pm On Feb 15, 2017
Really Otunba, is that all U got? because of good life u want to abandon the woman who lived her dreams for u. Human being can be foolish sometimes. weldone Candy
Re: Almost Paradise by nairaland94(m): 8:35pm On Feb 15, 2017
Hello Candy, nice story i must say.
Pls check d last update, d sun getting in2 d room by 4:30am.
Re: Almost Paradise by Nobody: 9:33pm On Feb 15, 2017
nairaland94:
Hello Candy, nice story i must say.
Pls check d last update, d sun getting in2 d room by 4:30am.
Thanks man! *singing isn't he wonderful...*

I forgot to change that part when I edited. I've modified.
Re: Almost Paradise by Nobody: 9:36pm On Feb 15, 2017
ruffhandu:


Check the bolded.
Thanks. Autocorrect on hyper. Modified.
Re: Almost Paradise by harameede99(f): 10:04pm On Feb 15, 2017
Candy is a sweet girl iya iya ooo.....tnx for d mention bae m luving dis Samyfreshsmooth where r u cum an see hw i got a deducation again Adeshina12 show wit pop corn Hdampson cum wit a sweet kiss
Re: Almost Paradise by wizsolzy(m): 10:35pm On Feb 15, 2017
otunba d name dey smell ode. like dis guy...

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Re: Almost Paradise by iiru: 6:10am On Feb 16, 2017
nice story candy
Re: Almost Paradise by ruffhandu: 8:44am On Feb 16, 2017
@ Candy, Jay don go chop, walked into a snare with eyes open. This is just the beginning of his nightmare. Ella will hence seek to keep him trapped between her legs, and pursue to get Jay's wife thrown out. This Life!
Re: Almost Paradise by Feyikemi12(f): 10:05am On Feb 16, 2017
weldone candy I dey follow u like MTN
Re: Almost Paradise by estybae(f): 10:46am On Feb 16, 2017
Well done candy
Re: Almost Paradise by Slimzjoe(m): 7:53pm On Feb 16, 2017
Skimpledawg:

Lols... I don miss ya nutty antics wella.
Oya make we analyse Jay baba... The niqqa is just F'ing up big time. If that him short wife curse am ehh...i fear for Ella's life.

Men I they write Exam now...I never they read well
Re: Almost Paradise by pablobellins(m): 8:02pm On Feb 16, 2017
candy:
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This update is dedicated to you:
Skimpledawg
Adesina 12
harameede99
Harjibolar10
Chumzypinky



Seven

“Okay, fine. Darasimi. You are 47,going on 48, you live in a three bedroom apartment that you are yet to complete since three years you moved there. Let me change your world.” She had pleaded.




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how can someone, an architect known as OTUNBA, able to afford a car for his wife live in an uncompleted 3bed room flat? candy, u shud revisit the plot b4 publishing it.... the story is cool tho(still following)
Re: Almost Paradise by Nobody: 10:08pm On Feb 16, 2017
pablobellins:
how can someone, an architect known as OTUNBA, able to afford a car for his wife live in an uncompleted 3bed room flat? candy, u shud revisit the plot b4 publishing it.... the story is cool tho(still following)
I know a lawyer who works as an estate agent, moved to his house in June 2013, house not yet painted, just completed the casement windows last year. As a matter of fact, his story inspired me as per this story.

How many architects are living large in naija today? Even civil engineers. One of the architects that designed Afe Babalola university lived a very humble life at new bodija before fortune smiled on him.

By the way, I never said he bought a car for his wife. Before the 'contract' from Pacific investment, the family had one simple car. He bought the Camry after he got the contract, not as a gift for her but as a gift for the family.

My brother, the street is not smiling o. Besides, raising a baby as a male, corper must have set him back because he had no support.

BTW, otunba is a fancy title these days, not necessarily a traditional title like before. A i mo ye otunba ni beer parlor grin

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Re: Almost Paradise by Adesina12: 10:15pm On Feb 16, 2017
candy:

I know a lawyer who works as an estate agent, moved to his house in June 2013, house not yet painted, just completed the casement windows last year. As a matter of fact, his story inspired me as per this story.

How many architects are living large in naija today? Even civil engineers. One of the architects that designed Afe Babalola university lived a very humble life at new bodija before fortune smiled on him.

By the way, I never said he bought a car for his wife. Before the 'contract' from Pacific investment, the family had one simple car. He bought the Camry after he got the contract, not as a gift for her but as a gift for the family.

My brother, the street is not smiling o. Besides, raising a baby as a male, corper must have set him back because he had no support.

BTW, otunba is a fancy title these days, not necessarily a traditional title like before. A i mo ye otunba no beer parlor grin

Well said

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Re: Almost Paradise by samyfreshsmooth(m): 10:20pm On Feb 16, 2017
harameede99:
Candy is a sweet girl iya iya ooo.....tnx for d mention bae m luving dis Samyfreshsmooth where r u cum an see hw i got a deducation again Adeshina12 show wit pop corn Hdampson cum wit a sweet kiss

ah beautiful iyawo is so u use to do??

is wen the story aff don reach page 4 dat u na start to be begining to be commencing to be mentioning me cry

anyways issoryte...

and super thanks 4 d mention....congrats 2 4 d dedication ish u got (see as i dy congratulate u like say na born u born grin grin)


hmmm i love candies and coincidentally op issa candy

i follow still


lemme go and start 4rm page0 b4 i come and comment my comment
Re: Almost Paradise by Chumzypinky(f): 10:34pm On Feb 16, 2017
wizsolzy:
otunba d name dey smell ode. like dis guy...
guy abeg xplain ds picture because i just cant seem to understand its meanin
Re: Almost Paradise by pablobellins(m): 11:13pm On Feb 16, 2017
candy:

I

BTW, otunba is a fancy title these days, not necessarily a traditional title like before. A i mo ye otunba ni beer parlor grin
sha coma continue the story pls
Re: Almost Paradise by mercyymai(f): 10:01am On Feb 17, 2017
Aunty. Pls we need frequent update.



Nice write up.

But that otunba no try atall. Anyway! That's man for u.
Re: Almost Paradise by stuff46(m): 11:18am On Feb 17, 2017
Hmmmm, am here ma.
Re: Almost Paradise by stuff46(m): 11:21am On Feb 17, 2017
Skimpledawg:

Lols... I don miss ya nutty antics wella.
Oya make we analyse Jay baba... The niqqa is just F'ing up big time. If that him short wife curse am ehh...i fear for Ella's life.

Bad man.
Re: Almost Paradise by Skimpledawg(m): 11:56am On Feb 17, 2017
stuff46:


Bad man.
Charlie, Wats the level
Re: Almost Paradise by lawalolajobi: 2:54pm On Feb 18, 2017
nice write up
Re: Almost Paradise by Abidx22(m): 3:52pm On Feb 18, 2017
Enjoying the plot. .........though not happy with how otunba fell just easily. Is this not satirical? Portraying men as.. ...........!
Re: Almost Paradise by mofy1(f): 4:15pm On Feb 18, 2017
Otunba Otunba Otunba how many times did I call u? Issorite
Re: Almost Paradise by wizsolzy(m): 4:53pm On Feb 18, 2017
mofy1:
Otunba Otunba Otunba how many times did I call u? Issorite
....

3 times auntie otunba is an ode from d clan of apes... nonsense man undecided undecided undecided undecided

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Re: Almost Paradise by harameede99(f): 6:47pm On Feb 18, 2017
samyfreshsmooth:


ah beautiful iyawo is so u use to do??

is wen the story aff don reach page 4 dat u na start to be begining to be commencing to be mentioning me cry

anyways issoryte...

and super thanks 4 d mention....congrats 2 4 d dedication ish u got (see as i dy congratulate u like say na born u born grin grin)


hmmm i love candies and coincidentally op issa candy

i follow still


lemme go and start 4rm page0 b4 i come and comment my comment
sammy i dinnur forget u dear i miss ya wahala small sha nd hws dah ur almighty wife twiniket?

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Re: Almost Paradise by Nobody: 7:04pm On Feb 18, 2017
Abidx22:
Is this not satirical? Portraying men as.. ...........!
What they are tongue cheesy

It's a joking stuvs o grin

Abi na AFrican magic?

@All, update in a bit...had a busy week. All you lovely people are appreciated.

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