see this boys ooo, u want Sgt. Rogers to come shoot us for this beer parlour,
ma pa mii o,
this na inner gist, n Al Qaeda, Hisbulai, n co. dey watch this space

just droping in to see if my loff is here

n who might that be?

Pls i need volunteers that are ready to go to Yenogoa
by road. We want to pay Jonathan Goodluck a solidarity visit.


Please kpolli you still have not replied my question, how much does a
cartoon of Legend Extra Smooth Stout go for ? My pastor thanks giving is this sunday
You are all invited. He just marry 2nd wife .

guy na like 3200 but say u be my guy, bring 1500,

Row row row your boat gently down the *hic*

*hic*
guyz
this life sweet no be small
every moment every minute is unrepeatable
we are exactly where we are supposed to be this minute
we don't know where we'l be the next minute

so why we nor go drink and enjoy this moment to the FULLEST??
so why
more bottles plsss *hic*

Kpolli,abeg give me one bottle for the road.if i finish am then bring one small chelsea wey i go use shine eye wen i enter Unilag.how far?u go still block me there?i wan go shomo.

menh!!!!!!!!!, i dey gbadun dis una parole o

sorry charman mii say i no fit block u for unilag last nite,
Goodluck n those big men just enter the BP when i wan close n say na VIP i had to stay open,
omo dem drink till dawn o, i even give them one crate make them slip into Yar'Adua drip so him go wake up,

sha this nite unfailingly, i go even close early sef,

sister, ur always welcome to join our discussion,
so wat do u have to offer?

@kpolli
Are u the 1 responsible for my husband not coming home last night?

is ur husband's name Jazzluck sorry i meant goodluck or is he in his cabinet
then am not cos they didnt allow me sleep at home

He ddnt cum home last nyt only dis mornin smelln a brewery so i ges he ws @ ur b.p. . . .

if he aint rich or a politician, then he wasnt at my spot

oh he is loaded. . . . today i will follow him. . .

then prepare to see anything,

Lol!!!

Good mornin my people,wetin dey?kpolli how far?u close eye at all yestday?those bigmen gree u sleep so?i trust say u arrange some fine young chicks for then to use wash down the beer. Delagbasky,i no hear from you again as per ur niece.anyway ,make i go sign in 4 office.i go show for evening

well God pass them, na money for hand now,
n i never even give u the good news ooooooooooooo,
since Goodluck is acting president, he appointed me acting vice-president,
so now i get mouth

awwww men
i'm having a nasty hangover this morning
my eyes are so red
and i'm damn hungry

Whaooo this beer taste like FanIce!!!

sexybabes:

oh he is loaded. . . . today i will follow him. . .

sexybabes
i understand ur lookin for ur husband
but for the main time come CLOSE make we gist nah

@bennygee, i called her and asked her to move to Amina hall for the next 2 wks, that some militants are looking for her with acid bottle a[s]nd u trust fine chic now, she arrange sharp sharp[/s] ,
@Kpolli, come make i tell u somtin, do u know that i have been close friends with Amodu since he came abck from Angola?? the guy dull no be small, the only thing wey dey him head na TB joshua, but as per say he load, i dey attache with am for now sha.
my pple i wan go see mandela, we need to share our annual nkoboti!!

as the new acting vice presido, i will send him on exile

Who is the barman here??


Bring me a very cold bottle of Guinness and a plate of 'nkwobi' let get me sef ready for discussion----- get the second bottle ready while u r at it.


ehem boys were was we?

I beg who dey here? Who be the madam for here oo! @all well done ma people!

we hail u too ma broda

@milkan05 ha! bros, na here u dey relax so? How work now?

i dey push d thing o!!! dem wan kill me na im i run come chillaka for dis side. how madam? and all em concus? shey u dey cope wella

Madam, please I need one bottle of "UDEME" Big one please !!!

@milkan05 Den dey jare. Ha! Oh madam! Dis tin no cold now!

@daylae, me sef complain wen i reach but dem say na nepa no give em light and dem generator dey F>>UC.K up gan ni. so i no get choice dan to manage werin dem get.

Guyz i gbadun this joint ooo, see as everybody dey joli. See b4 i talk anythng, gimme 1 chilled bottle of the ultimate