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My Gf Will Kill Me by weirdgf: 3:31pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
Hi guys, I'm a regular here on nl and romanceland, my gf is coming over in a couple of weeks and i just selfserviced to see how long I'm gonna last, i couldn't believe i lasted for a minute, second time same, and for three minutes the last time, i wasn't like this before and when she gets to find out, she's going to be so mad at me cos she warned me against excess sugar several times, how can i make an improvement before she comes over? Matured comments please... |
Re: My Gf Will Kill Me by Nobody: 3:33pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
Viagra |
Re: My Gf Will Kill Me by weirdgf: 3:35pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
xstry: After the series of people dying while making love, i don't wanna give that a try |
Re: My Gf Will Kill Me by Draei: 3:36pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
Alright, got nothing to say to you...Next! |
Re: My Gf Will Kill Me by makydebbie(f): 3:38pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
Let her kill you na |
Re: My Gf Will Kill Me by Nobody: 3:45pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
Maybe some alomo bitters and all those bitters u can find in the counter.. |
Re: My Gf Will Kill Me by firstking01(m): 3:49pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
So, i should advice you on how to carry out evil? |
Re: My Gf Will Kill Me by wtfCode: 3:51pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
Ur lucky day.
Go and buy 'samsu oil' n rub it on the mushroom.
Dont take in or drink any drug.
U'd be amazed at the outcome bro.
Dont 4get to thank me later. |
Re: My Gf Will Kill Me by Nobody: 3:52pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
chop bitterleaf like goat. 4 Likes |
Re: My Gf Will Kill Me by chrisifeanyi: 3:55pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
Take Lipton without sugar or milk every morning and night and wait her arrival. Thank me later |
Re: My Gf Will Kill Me by Nobody: 3:56pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
Showmeurpenis, I could help you |
Re: My Gf Will Kill Me by weirdgf: 3:57pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
wtfCode: Where can i get that |
Re: My Gf Will Kill Me by weirdgf: 3:59pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
Re: My Gf Will Kill Me by Nobody: 4:01pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
weirdgf: OK. That right there is the reason! You have imaginary _penis |
Re: My Gf Will Kill Me by weirdgf: 4:02pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
showmeurpenis: Dont need u to believe my size, just help me out of my present predicament |
Re: My Gf Will Kill Me by wtfCode: 4:13pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
weirdgf:someone created a thread on it about last year november or so here on nairaland at romance/sexuality sections. Get his number n call him. Or type 'samsu oil' at google n look out 4 nigerian markets that sells it. Price range is at 1000-1500 per 5ml. |
Re: My Gf Will Kill Me by infogenius(m): 4:45pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
Op Get a Re vive, instead of getting mad with you I doubt if she will want to go back again. Check my signature to get it. |
Re: My Gf Will Kill Me by princeemmma(m): 5:10pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
go take the original burukutu, fresh bitterleaf add some fresh weed and cucumber leaf My guy you will do 50rounds |
Re: My Gf Will Kill Me by Nobody: 6:30pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
Re: My Gf Will Kill Me by Aniker(f): 6:35pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
Dont have sex |
Re: My Gf Will Kill Me by Nobody: 6:36pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
Re: My Gf Will Kill Me by coolestchris(m): 6:37pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
See your mouth like no sex Aniker: |
Re: My Gf Will Kill Me by Aniker(f): 6:41pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
coolestchris:dont look at my mouth |
Re: My Gf Will Kill Me by coolestchris(m): 6:43pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
Anytime i see your username,i just remember your boyfriend saga Aniker: |
Re: My Gf Will Kill Me by McBrooklyn(m): 6:43pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
Re: My Gf Will Kill Me by Aniker(f): 6:44pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
coolestchris:hey thats already in the past |
Re: My Gf Will Kill Me by coolestchris(m): 6:45pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
If not by now,i for don send you private message tired,but girl you damn bad Aniker: |
Re: My Gf Will Kill Me by Aniker(f): 6:47pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
coolestchris:i dont even reply those. Am not bad also |
Re: My Gf Will Kill Me by coolestchris(m): 6:50pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
Arghhh,you even denying Aniker: |
Re: My Gf Will Kill Me by Aniker(f): 6:51pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
coolestchris:denying what |
Re: My Gf Will Kill Me by coolestchris(m): 6:52pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
What was the video tape talk about Aniker: |
Re: My Gf Will Kill Me by Aniker(f): 6:53pm On Feb 08, 2017 |
coolestchris:so this dude wanted to vid tape us and i refused..am bad |
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