I ve completely lost the procedures in girl toasting. good suggestions will be ok

Do you toast girls?
Are they bread?

mama-gee:

Do you toast girls?
Are they bread?

very funny

Topic
How come u lost all the techniques,were u just released from prison after a long time(jst kidding) dt u can remember how to toast girls.
where are all dis guys come and help him with the techniques of toasting bread,sorry girls.

whitesturd:

very funny

Topic
How come u lost all the techniques,were u just released from prison after a long time(jst kidding) dt u can remember how to toast girls.
where are all dis guys come and help him with the techniques of toasting bread,sorry girls.

Not bread at all, girls i mean

@OP
You want to know how to ‘toast’ girls or are you wondering why some guys seem to be able to ‘toast’ girls without any efforts while others just keep failing no matter how hard they try?

Well, there is really no secret. If you haven't been very successful, then it is about time you start to do what other guys like me are doing. Generally, guys who are very successful with women exhibit some qualities which you may not be exhibiting.

FYI girls aren't toasted,they re wooed & it doesn't take any special skills.just walk up 2 a girl,be very polite,tell her wats on ur mind[dnt tell her u want 2 hav sex wt her oo]cos i knw dats wat's on ur mind,wat am i even saying?if u like a girl d only thing dere is 2 ask her out on a date.atleast dats d first step.

. . .she'll gladly tell U NO, but wit much subtle persistence, U cud turn d No 2a Yes.

all these depend on which side of nigerian you come from, and if you are really really streeet wise. In short you need to undergo some training
and attain some degrees in streeeet credibility. I cant teach you that on this thread sha - ppl go say i don corrupt finish

Tell her God revealed her to u in your dream, and u've been searching 4 her like the lost sheep,

if u cant woo a girl then go 2 d men there are so many insecure men out there nd u can be their friend okay

waleski:

if u cant woo a girl then go 2 d men there are so many insecure men out there nd u can be their friend okay

wdf? you mean those mehn dont know how to toast gurls like bread?

you can start by saying Hi
hope she says hello

@Dtml yeah i mean gay men

walk to her and say hi, if she responds, tell her as you saw her, your heart was singing yori yori

whats all this stupid talk of queens english "woo" we all call it toast for heavens sake so yall need to stop forming

freecocoa:

FYI girls aren't toasted,they re wooed & it doesn't take any special skills.just walk up 2 a girl,be very polite,tell her wats on your mind[dnt tell her u want 2 hav sex wt her oo]cos i knw dats wat's on your mind,wat am i even saying?if u like a girl d only thing dere is 2 ask her out on a date.atleast dats d first step.

  na wa! una no go kill me for nairaland.  , lol

for primary school, there's what we call i love you talk your own. try that

Why dont u try a toasting machine?

get your money rite bro thats all them girls wanna see, call me ill hook you up, 0700 GET UR MONEY RITE, weed distribution

^^
u and pc_guru would make a match~

When you see a babe you like

say hey sweet heart, hunny bunny
ur looking cokastic today. It will make her laugh and then you can smooch her straight away.

good luck and let us know how it goes.

nevachange:

get your money rite bro thats all them girls wanna see, call me ill hook you up, 0700 GET your MONEY RITE, weed distribution

this is so funny.

Short cut. Ask for her number. flash her with urs get her to save it. send her a love text.chikina.

I think poster might have been an a very very very long relationship which has just come to an end.  It also shows that during this long relationship, he must have been faithful to his partner because he obviously hasnt chatted up any other girls, which explains why he's forgotten how to "toast".

  Poster take your time, dont try too hard or go out searching for love,  It will come naturally.  Just be yourself when you try to chat up anyone.  Women dont like men who fake.

You seem to be a great person, and I trust that any woman who wins your heart will be the luckiest in the whole world because you will remain faithful and loyal to her.

Wish you the best of happiness.

Regards

ojuobo:

I"ll prefer to buy £40 petrol to my car and see a ghana girl
than a nigeria girl. that just the way it is. the ghana girl
will give you respect and treat you fairly even though she says
no. fair enough I"ll take that not everything must be yes yes
but 4 some nigeria girls just cant be bother to waste my energy
there plenty of them in the church. they smile at you when u see them outside
is a different thing entirely. I have experienced alots

hehehehehe

Matin:

Tell her God revealed her to u in your dream, and u've been searching 4 her like the lost sheep,

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Flavio:

[b]I think poster might have been an a very very very long relationship which has just come to an end. It also shows that during this long relationship, he must have been faithful to his partner because he obviously hasnt chatted up any other girls, which explains why he's forgotten how to "toast".

Poster take your time, dont try too hard or go out searching for love, It will come naturally. Just be yourself when you try to chat up anyone. Women dont like men who fake.

You seem to be a great person, and I trust that any woman who wins your heart will be the luckiest in the whole world because you will remain faithful and loyal to her.

Wish you the best of happiness.

Regards

The one and only flavio[/b]

brov, seems you had a similar experience

Hahaahah. There is no way to woo a girl. If she likes you or something you say or do, good for you. Know your game brother that's all.

@OP
Let me give you the latest one now, it's small but MIGHTY. Are u sure u want me to give you? I've tried it a couple of times and i have gotten six girls.
Okay, whatz up girl? I like u, talk your own.
Abeg no cram ooo.