Errrrrrr So I am bored big deal, I decide to investigate the similarities between viaro and pilgrim.1, what a shocker  hmmmm someone has some explaining to do. Will be going into my theories now, viaro what say you guilty or not guilty?

What is wrong with you? Is this how you condemn people - before establishing a case?

Finally some fun.
You are innocent until proven guilty, so what do you plead guilty or not so I can call my first witness

Goodness gracious! Nigerians are funny people!
You want me to first be condemned before you call witnesses!
This is some fun!

Errrrrr and where have you been condemned?

Chrisbenogor:

what do you plead guilty or not so I can call my first witness

Okay, you want viaro to plead either way. . before you call witnesses, no?
Or you want to establish a case, call witnesses; before asking the defendant to plead?

I voted guilty, two different persons cant be that similar in words and style,

I remember the day that woman pilgrin1 faced me, i actual enjoyed her post and response , and i can credit my recent conversion to Christianity to pilgrim1 response to me on that thread.

^^^ so, em. . you want to credit your conversion to pilgrim viaro, as another way of speaking?
Please do me the fav of posting me the link of that discussion - I'm really interested. Please.

Vairo,

I find you guilty as well. I know Pilgrim well well and the similarities are nothing short of astonishing. The style of writing, the humor, the intelligence, the formatting of posts, the everything . . . waaaaaay too similar, infact identical self.

   Either you have an identical twin sister named Pilgrim somewhere that you don't know about (in which case you may need to have a talk with your parents) or you are infact her.

JeSoul:

Vairo,

I find you guilty as well. I know Pilgrim well well and the similarities are nothing short of astonishing. The style of writing, the humor, the intelligence, the formatting of posts, the everything . . . waaaaaay too similar, infact identical self.

   Either you have an identical twin sister named Pilgrim somewhere that you don't know about (in which case you may need to have a talk with your parents) or you are infact her.

remove either , say she is the one, I am at your back or front ( any where you want)


@ chrisbenogor,

Sentence her to life imprisonment, she is found guilty of 100  different count charges. let her go and serve with Madof.

I voted guilty. . . . I have already placed my bet that viaro is pligrim. . . . body out there to contest?

Viaro what sayeth thou? guilty or not guilty? _{The jury has already passed their judgment}  

Carried, Jesoul. And thanks for shedding some light on why you think so.

Indeed, the format of my posts, and either diction, give me away as almost the very same person as pilgrim.1. I was initially put off and tended to react in an unfriendly manner when Nairalanders were teasing me about this, but these days I tend to not bother any more and just take it all as a joke.

In the course of all this, I tried to look up a few threads where pilgrim.1 made some posts - and astonishing it was to find many similarities in format, especially on threads discussing tithing.

Another thing, though, I found that she was not very forthcoming when asked about her denomination; on a few occasions where people have asked me about mine, I have wasted no time replying that I'm a Baptist.

Is she polite? I don't know - but one of my first entries to Nairaland should show that viaro wastes no time to blasts discussants who trouble him (not that I feel great doing so anyway).

So, indeed, the similarities are 'cloned', if I may say so. But does that make me into pilgrim.1?  

banom:

remove either , say she is the one, I am at your back or front ( any where you want)

Mind your language you pervert. . . What are you insinuating here?

mazaje:

Viaro what sayeth thou? guilty or not guilty? _{The jury has already passed their judgment}

See what I mean? Nigerians!! Pass judgement, fire the defendant before examining the case!

banom:

I remember the day that woman pilgrin1 faced me, i actual enjoyed her post and response , and i can credit my recent conversion to Christianity to pilgrim1 response to me on that thread.

Banom, I'm serious about that thread. Please.

viaro:

Carried, Jesoul. And thanks for shedding some light on why you think so.

Indeed, the format of my posts, and either diction, give me away as almost the very same person as pilgrim.1. I was initially put off and tended to react in an unfriendly manner when Nairalanders were teasing me about this, but these days I tend to not bother any more and just take it all as a joke.

In the course of all this, I tried to look up a few threads where pilgrim.1 made some posts - and astonishing it was to find many similarities in format, especially on threads discussing tithing.

Another thing, though, I found that she was not very forthcoming when asked about her denomination; on a few occasions where people have asked me about mine, I have wasted no time replying that I'm a Baptist.

Is she polite? I don't know - but one of my first entries to Nairaland should show that viaro wastes no time to blasts discussants who trouble him (not that I feel great doing so anyway).

So, indeed, the similarities are 'cloned', if I may say so. But does that make me into pilgrim.1?  

You here by have been sentenced to 100 strokes of koboko for perjury. . . . . .What sayeth thou?

mazaje:

You here by have been sentenced to 100 strokes of koboko for perjury. . . . . .What sayeth thou?

Oh my goodness! Perjury - how?

viaro:

Banom, I'm serious about that thread. Please.

U  see what we are saying, your curiosity even shows you are the one, before i give you the link, do you now agree that you are pilgrim1 ?

viaro:

Okay, you want viaro to plead either way. . before you call witnesses, no?
Or you want to establish a case, call witnesses; before asking the defendant to plead?

Here is how it works on Nairaland's religion section Court, we bring the charges before you, ask you to plead guilty or not. If you throw in the towel the sordid   scandals ,embezzlement and what have you will be ignored and we move straight to sentencing if not, we go ahead and call our witnesses and then you do your defence  by calling yours and the jurors (other members can call the verdict   ).
By the way a lawyer will be provided for you if you cannot afford one  

viaro:

See what I mean? Nigerians!! Pass judgement, fire the defendant before examining the case!

Oya, Mazaje go and bring the tyre  . Chris and Banom get the match and petrol or kerosene whichever is closer . . .

viaro:

Carried, Jesoul. And thanks for shedding some light on why you think so.

Indeed, the format of my posts, and either diction, give me away as almost the very same person as pilgrim.1. I was initially put off and tended to react in an unfriendly manner when Nairalanders were teasing me about this, but these days I tend to not bother any more and just take it all as a joke.

In the course of all this, I tried to look up a few threads where pilgrim.1 made some posts - and astonishing it was to find many similarities in format, especially on threads discussing tithing.

Another thing, though, I found that she was not very forthcoming when asked about her denomination; on a few occasions where people have asked me about mine, I have wasted no time replying that I'm a Baptist.

Is she polite? I don't know - but one of my first entries to Nairaland should show that viaro wastes no time to blasts discussants who trouble him (not that I feel great doing so anyway).

So, indeed, the similarities are 'cloned', if I may say so. But does that make me into pilgrim.1?  

Exactly. And I'm glad you did some research and saw for yourself lol

 I think I'll reverse my verdict to innocent, for one simple fact: I trust Pilgrim 1000%, and I know she would not lie if she were infact you. One condition sha, you go pay me small money make I do am

Chrisbenogor:

Here is how it works on Nairaland's religion section Court, we bring the charges before you, ask you to plead guilty or not. If you throw in the towel the sordid  scandals ,embezzlement and what have you will be ignored and we move straight to sentencing if not, we go ahead and call our witnesses and then you do your defence  by calling yours and the jurors (other members can call the verdict  ).
By the way a lawyer will be provided for you if you cannot afford one   

I think Deepsight is currently taking ProBono cases 

Chrisbenogor:

Here is how it works on Nairaland's religion section Court, we bring the charges before you, ask you to plead guilty or not. If you throw in the towel the sordid   scandals ,embezzlement and what have you will be ignored and we move straight to sentencing if not, we go ahead and call our witnesses and then you do your defence  by calling yours and the jurors (other members can call the verdict   ).
By the way a lawyer will be provided for you if you cannot afford one  

We can go ahead and call the first witness. . . Kunleoshob. . . .

JeSoul:

Oya, Mazaje go and bring the tyre . Chris and Banom get the match and petrol or kerosene whichever is closer . . .

Chrisbenogor:

Here is how it works on Nairaland's religion section Court, we bring the charges before you, ask you to plead guilty or not. If you throw in the towel the sordid scandals ,embezzlement and what have you will be ignored and we move straight to sentencing if not, we go ahead and call our witnesses and then you do your defence by calling yours and the jurors (other members can call the verdict ).

I'd be damned before I breathe! You people just don't waste time in your courts!!

@Jesoul how body na this court case na the one of the century with me playing perry mason of course, abi you wan try,

Viaro do you have any opening statements before we begin to call all the evidence for people to see  

banom:

remove either , say she is the one, I am at your back or front ( any where you want)
.

he he, once a philanderer, always a philanderer.

JeSoul:

Exactly. And I'm glad you did some research and saw for yourself lol

hehe. . I did from very early when the charge was laid.

 I think I'll reverse my verdict to innocent, for one simple fact: I trust Pilgrim 1000%, and I know she would not lie if she were infact you. One condition sha, you go pay me small money make I do am

Oh lawd!    Between the Italian poliz and Nigerian courts, I don't know which one is more bribe-free.

I think Deepsight is currently taking ProBono cases  

Arrrgggghh! If you're arranging that lawyer for me, just forget it!
I'd be damned even before he opens his files.

Chrisbenogor:

Viaro do you have any opening statements before we begin to call all the evidence for people to see

You've already annouced how the Nigerian courts are. What are the odds that I may not have to resort to the Carabinieri?

Evading justice and waste of the law courts time are very heinous crimes, you have little time before the calvary rolls in,

Chrisbenogor:

Evading justice and waste of the law courts time are very heinous crimes, you have little time before the calvary rolls in,

There's no justice in a system where the jury is a mob cartel, your highness.

Ogaga4luv is a lawyer,

viaro take note.

banom:

Ogaga4luv is a lawyer,

viaro take note.

Haven't you heard? A waste of the law courts time constitutes very heinous crimes!


_{By the way, where's that link that led to your conversion? I'm not kidding - I just would so like to take a view.}

bawomolo:

he he, once a philanderer, always a philanderer.

Bawomolo you don come, hmm , devil get behind me, i am repented now ,and light and bawomolo ,darkness can not work together.

viaro and pilgrim1 are clearly 2 different people . . . they dont argue the same way. Pilgrim1 was notorious for details and plenty of background history.