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Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by AfroSamurai: 10:25pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
Ishilove:Request denied. This is Nigeria, the 5th isn't known here. Now speak before I spark. |
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by dizzle101(m): 10:31pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
IMASTEX:I no need last dat long Cuz my woman just want make i satisfy her and no be to spend the night on top her. |
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by TerrorSquad147: 10:32pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
ipobbigot7:it seems like there are tribal marks on your brain |
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Ishilove: 10:32pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
soberdrunk:Lmaaao! I'm VEERY far from menopause. Mscheeew There's no amount of pressure I can't handle |
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Ishilove: 10:32pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
AfroSamurai:Do your illest |
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by AfroSamurai: 10:35pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
Ishilove:Chai. I'll do my realest and you know what's it, right? |
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Ishilove: 10:38pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
AfroSamurai:Lol. You're messing wiv ma head. Are we talking about the same thing here? |
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by AfroSamurai: 10:39pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
Ishilove:Yes ke, ample... you know what I mean. |
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by soberdrunk(m): 10:39pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
Ishilove: I didnt say anything about "menopause" oooo! |
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Ishilove: 10:40pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
AfroSamurai:Mscheeeew
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Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Ishilove: 10:41pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
soberdrunk:You seem very fond of this angry smiley |
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by AfroSamurai: 10:42pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
Ishilove: |
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by soberdrunk(m): 10:43pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
Ishilove: I am!!! Somehow it reflects my attitude |
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Ishilove: 10:44pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Ishilove: 10:45pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
soberdrunk:You need to calm down, son. Je je l'aye. You will just give yourself bp |
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by soberdrunk(m): 10:46pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
Ishilove: Lmao! Am the calmest person you will never meet |
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Ishilove: 10:47pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
soberdrunk:Reverse psychology. Ko le werk *sigh* "I am"... |
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Nobody: 10:48pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
greatgod2012: He should, can't you see her all smiles. |
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Mimzyy(f): 10:49pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by adecz: 10:50pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
nice 1
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Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Ishilove: 10:50pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
Mimzyy:Mimzy my love!! It's been ages, darl. Where have you been? |
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by soberdrunk(m): 10:50pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
Ishilove: Hahaha! Madam the only thing i have the strength to reverse is "motor" so dont flatter thy self |
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Mimzyy(f): 10:53pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
Ishilove: Exactly where you left me!!! Work's been crazy. Just decided to visit the "hood" tonight. 1 Like |
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Ishilove: 10:55pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
soberdrunk:I repeat, your reverse psychology will not werk on me. I no dey tif remote control Ogbeni we have derailed this thread enough. Ejo kuro l'ono ka'n ndi ozo no diye ba |
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Ishilove: 10:56pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
Mimzyy:I've missed you o. Hope you're good? 1 Like |
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by AngryNigerian(m): 11:00pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
greatgod2012: Check out the 2nd to last pic naa...happy viewing |
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by soberdrunk(m): 11:01pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
Ishilove: Just say goodnight, no need for reverse psychology 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by soberdrunk(m): 11:02pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
TerrorSquad147: Hahahaahaha!! This is epic!!! |
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by TerrorSquad147: 11:09pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
soberdrunk:Don't mind the useless boy, he just spoiled my mood tonight |
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by OROSUNBOLB(m): 11:12pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
I hope your 'cucumber' is truly big man? |
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Gladiator1: 11:15pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
ReneeNuttall:Thought I was d only one dat noticed it |
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Nobody: 11:16pm On Feb 22, 2017 |
themonk: I dey dear, it 11:16 am thurs here in New Zealand just working finishing up soon did night shift. How's omalicha naija? I know it night time Abeg you tell tales by moonlight? Just how you do with your cassava |
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