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Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by AfroSamurai: 10:25pm On Feb 22, 2017
Ishilove:

I plead the 5th grin
Request denied. This is Nigeria, the 5th isn't known here. tongue

Now speak before I spark. grin
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by dizzle101(m): 10:31pm On Feb 22, 2017
IMASTEX:
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I no need last dat long Cuz my woman just want make i satisfy her and no be to spend the night on top her.
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by TerrorSquad147: 10:32pm On Feb 22, 2017
ipobbigot7:
Is she a Jew from the red soil region?

Na their food.
it seems like there are tribal marks on your brain
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Ishilove: 10:32pm On Feb 22, 2017
soberdrunk:


Family pressure, peer pressure, meno......... angry
Lmaaao!

I'm VEERY far from menopause. Mscheeew angry

There's no amount of pressure I can't handle cool
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Ishilove: 10:32pm On Feb 22, 2017
AfroSamurai:
Request denied. This is Nigeria, the 5th isn't known here. tongue

Now speak before I spark. grin
Do your illest angry
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by AfroSamurai: 10:35pm On Feb 22, 2017
Ishilove:

Do your illest angry
Chai. I'll do my realest and you know what's it, right? grin wink
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Ishilove: 10:38pm On Feb 22, 2017
AfroSamurai:
Chai. I'll do my realest and you know what's it, right? grin wink
Lol. You're messing wiv ma head.

Are we talking about the same thing here? embarassed tongue grin
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by AfroSamurai: 10:39pm On Feb 22, 2017
Ishilove:

Lol. Are we talking about the same thing here? embarassed tongue grin
Yes ke, ample... you know what I mean. grin
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by soberdrunk(m): 10:39pm On Feb 22, 2017
Ishilove:

Lmaaao!

I'm VEERY far from menopause. Mscheeew angry

There's no amount of pressure I can't handle cool

I didnt say anything about "menopause" oooo! angry
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Ishilove: 10:40pm On Feb 22, 2017
AfroSamurai:
Yes ke, ample... you know what I mean. grin
Mscheeeew

Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Ishilove: 10:41pm On Feb 22, 2017
soberdrunk:


I didnt say anything about "menopause" oooo! angry
You seem very fond of this angry smiley undecided
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by AfroSamurai: 10:42pm On Feb 22, 2017
Ishilove:

Mscheeeew
grin
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by soberdrunk(m): 10:43pm On Feb 22, 2017
Ishilove:

You seem very fond of this angry smiley undecided

I am!!! Somehow it reflects my attitude angry
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Ishilove: 10:44pm On Feb 22, 2017
AfroSamurai:
grin
angry
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Ishilove: 10:45pm On Feb 22, 2017
soberdrunk:


I am!!! Somehow it reflects my attitude angry
You need to calm down, son. Je je l'aye. You will just give yourself bp
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by soberdrunk(m): 10:46pm On Feb 22, 2017
Ishilove:

You need to calm down, son. Je je l'aye. You will just give yourself bp

Lmao! Am the calmest person you will never meet grin
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Ishilove: 10:47pm On Feb 22, 2017
soberdrunk:


Lmao! Am the calmest person you will never meet grin
Reverse psychology. Ko le werk cheesy

*sigh*

"I am"...
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Nobody: 10:48pm On Feb 22, 2017
greatgod2012:
Lol.......

Hope the man has big cucumber that can satisfy the damsel!

He should, can't you see her all smiles.
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Mimzyy(f): 10:49pm On Feb 22, 2017
Hello bae wink

Ishilove:

Reverse psychology. Ko le werk cheesy

*sigh*

"I am"...
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by adecz: 10:50pm On Feb 22, 2017
nice 1 grin

Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Ishilove: 10:50pm On Feb 22, 2017
Mimzyy:
Hello bae wink

Mimzy my love!! It's been ages, darl. Where have you been?
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by soberdrunk(m): 10:50pm On Feb 22, 2017
Ishilove:

Reverse psychology. Ko le werk cheesy

*sigh*

"I am"...

Hahaha! Madam the only thing i have the strength to reverse is "motor" so dont flatter thy self grin
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Mimzyy(f): 10:53pm On Feb 22, 2017
Ishilove:

Mimzy my love!! It's been ages, darl. Where have you been?

Exactly where you left me!!! cheesy Work's been crazy. Just decided to visit the "hood" tonight.

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Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Ishilove: 10:55pm On Feb 22, 2017
soberdrunk:


Hahaha! Madam the only thing i have the strength to reverse is "motor" so dont flatter thy self grin
I repeat, your reverse psychology will not werk on me. I no dey tif remote control grin

Ogbeni we have derailed this thread enough. Ejo kuro l'ono ka'n ndi ozo no diye ba cheesy cheesy grin
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Ishilove: 10:56pm On Feb 22, 2017
Mimzyy:


Exactly where you left me!!! cheesy Work's been crazy. Just decided to visit the "hood" tonight.
I've missed you o. Hope you're good? smiley

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Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by AngryNigerian(m): 11:00pm On Feb 22, 2017
greatgod2012:
Lol.......

Hope the man has big cucumber that can satisfy the damsel!

Check out the 2nd to last pic naa...happy viewing
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by soberdrunk(m): 11:01pm On Feb 22, 2017
Ishilove:

I repeat, your reverse psychology will not werk on me. I no dey tif remote control grin

Ogbeni we have derailed this thread enough. Ejo kuro l'ono ka'n ndi ozo no diye ba cheesy cheesy grin

Just say goodnight, no need for reverse psychology angry angry

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Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by soberdrunk(m): 11:02pm On Feb 22, 2017
TerrorSquad147:
it seems like there are tribal marks on you brain

Hahahaahaha!! This is epic!!! cheesy cheesy
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by TerrorSquad147: 11:09pm On Feb 22, 2017
soberdrunk:


Hahahaahaha!! This is epic!!! cheesy cheesy
Don't mind the useless boy, he just spoiled my mood tonight
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by OROSUNBOLB(m): 11:12pm On Feb 22, 2017
I hope your 'cucumber' is truly big man?
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Gladiator1: 11:15pm On Feb 22, 2017
ReneeNuttall:
scene 1,vegetable market Benin city,scene 2,Benin Golf course.,nice one
Thought I was d only one dat noticed it
Re: "I Need A Very Big Cucumber" - Man Recounts How He Met His Fiancee At Mum's Shop by Nobody: 11:16pm On Feb 22, 2017
themonk:

grin I get big cassava na
How are you today, pretty?

I dey dear, it 11:16 am thurs here in New Zealand just working finishing up soon did night shift.

How's omalicha naija? I know it night time Abeg you tell tales by moonlight? Just how you do with your cassava cheesy tongue

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