Before I start, biko, i want to emphasize that this is STRICTLY FOR FUN. Stone hearted peeps, people wey no dey laugh or those that had a bad day at work, pls keep off because no be me cause your wahala. Am not in the mood to exchange insults with anyone, but if u wan insult, bring it ON. Am ever-ly ready.
Thank you


1. When you approach that chick with smooth, baby face
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"DOErrin't he knows his mate?"

2. When you see a teenager of yesterday Rocking a ful beard

In falz voice "children of nowadays, last time i saw you. You were still crawling."

3. When you come online to ask for help and some bro is saying"You should be grateful u dont have beard, u dont know how much i spend on shaving blablabla"...
Who ask you?

4. When you see a chick rocking full goatee

Or you may decide to keep your frustration hidden and not create a scene. God dey

5. When you see a nairaland thread "Effective ways to grow a beard"
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6. When Ladies tell you "I love your smooth skin"

You dey mad?
I resemble bobrisky for ya eyes?

Dis gay igala boi stil dy browse nairaland?

Am beardless af but i be feeling like the fucklng osama

Looool @ my former nemesis iamdurent

20... na only one you don post na; kilode

base on logistic make i balance hear,op if u no complete this stuf ah go kemen u

TrapHedges:
Am beardless af but i be feeling like the fucklng osama

I got so much beards but I be feeling like OBAMA RIP OBL

Jacksparr0w127:
I got so much beards but I be feeling like OBAMA RIP OBL

lol funny bro.. Am hustling for beards..

TrapHedges:


lol funny bro.. Am hustling for beards..

lol. Contact durent for your beards of various sizes and textures

Wetn the beards go help person achieve sef,

Jacksparr0w127:
lol. Contact durent for your beards of various sizes and textures

lol neh bro...ion want tat type

Post is funny but im glad I dnt hv beards.

Nice

My own problem is my sideburns refuse to join....I don go mountain go pray nothing solve yet.

E go beta

Continued
7. When you tell someone you're 35 years

"Please be serious for once" is always the response

StupidGoat:
Dis gay igala boi stil dy browse nairaland?

Let your moniker justify what you are. I wont give u d favour of exchanging words with an ewu.

8. How you look at the mirror when finding new hair growth

ZarZar:
Looool @ my former nemesis iamdurent

lol

Nne5:
Bearded guys are always sooo cute.

smh.

9. When you go to the barbers shop and he's Carrying clipper down ur face





Mr barber Dem send u ni?

I love my face smooth and have never had problem getting girls

10. when you keep seeing beard oil, balm, advert on every site

Na for prick hair i wan rub am?

11. To be continued by March 8th, 8:00pm

Jacksparr0w127:
lol. Contact durent for your beards of various sizes and textures

no worry. I go cut armpit hair give am

TrapHedges:


lol funny bro.. Am hustling for beards..

God bless our hustle bro.