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Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by Lilimax(f): 1:03pm On Mar 24, 2017
shocked shocked
Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by MinorityTribe: 1:03pm On Mar 24, 2017
Yes it is true o! GHW has crashed, MMM has crashed. Only on Nairaland cheesy. Meanwhile i just GHed 31k of my 2016 mavro in MMM and they have paid. PHing at least 10k back sharperly. If it is all these 200% scheme that is showing up daily you can say they have crashed. But not MMM and GHW, A small boy like seun or his Nairaland isn't enough to crash them. Even the government can't. So keep believing they have crash and mastrubàting over it while we make money. MMM is now even perfect, Although the PHs are small but sustainable. No more fake POP and the members now have manners, I even extended time for one and still received the payment unlike before were we have too many liars and people trying to cheat the system. It is better to have a handful of serious participants than a multitude of chickens.

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Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by LaconicINC: 1:04pm On Mar 24, 2017
Foyose for President cheesy

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Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by AngelicBeing: 1:04pm On Mar 24, 2017
chinybelle:
Everything made in Ponzi goes with Ponzi.
True that, Lol, l like your statement, easy come , easy go, no free lunch anywhere, you got to work hard to earn your living or go to a ponzi scheme and get burnt , life is for smart workers & not ponzi / yahoo, yahoo schemers tongue

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Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by holyokoto(m): 1:06pm On Mar 24, 2017
I have been fooled once, I shall never be fooled again, not in this life, and I will continue warning people to stay clear off ponzy scheme

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Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by 2tek: 1:09pm On Mar 24, 2017
GHWW has not crashed. U lack understanding of how GHWW work, period

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Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by odimbannamdi(m): 1:09pm On Mar 24, 2017
This is serious!

Meanwhile, these lovely loafers are for sale.

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Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by dorispray: 1:12pm On Mar 24, 2017
idu1:
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
YORUBA DADDIES AND YORUBA MUMMIES.
.
.
PHONE CALL WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA DADDY
.
Son: Hello, Sir!

Dad: Hello. How far? Bawo ni?

Son: Mo wa okay. Bawo ni day yin, Sir?

Dad: O lo daada. Ise nko?

Son: Ise wa daada. Mummy nko?

Dad: O wa. Just be fine. God bless you.

Son: Okay, Sir.

Dad: A tun ma soro... Later.
.
.
.
PHONE WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA MOTHER:
.
Son: Hello, Ma!

Mum: Hello... Oko mi... Akanni omo ologun eru... (she keeps eulogising for the next five minutes)

Son: (cuts in) Mummy, se e wa daada? Bawo ni gbogbo ile?

Mum: Mo wa. Ko pe ti mo de lati church. A ni special women programme. Look, gbogbo yin ni mo gb'adura fun, mo ti ri'yin bo'nu eje Jesu. Oju ko'ju kan koni wo'yin. It shall be well with all of you. Pastor even asked of you, we prayed for you together. Woo, mo ri ore e kan, e jo ma n wo pata sere ni kekere ni. Omo iya Kayode to wa ni...

Son: (cuts in) Mummy, ko pe ti mo d'ele lati office. O re mi. Mo fe lo rest.

Mummy: Haa... Pele oko mi. Se stress office po'ju ni? Nkan ma waa ni oro wala ibi ise yin yi ooo. Se o ti jeun? Ki l'ori je bayi? Se o lo ogun malaria yen? Neck pain yen nko? Se ese to fi gba okuta ni 2012 yen o ro e mo...

Son : Ko si wahala, mo ti je noddles.

Mummy: Haa! Iwo omo yi. Indomie again!!!? Oo ni oro gbo. O se obe ni? Duro. Voice e lo s'ile... Kilode? O n bami ja ni?

Son: Rara Ma. O ti remi ni.

Mummy: Awwww! Oya lo we, ko de lo ogun e before you sleep. And make sure you sleep on time. L'oruko Jesu, wa goke, waa de ibi giga, owo Olorun a di e mu...

Son: Amin Ma

Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, inu rere wa ma tan imole fun e.

Son: Amin

Mummy: L'oruko Jesu o ni si ise se, waa maari aanu gba. O ni daran. Won o ni koba e. O ni sise. Ise e o ni baje. Oluwasegun la so e, oruko e ma ro e...

Son: Amin, Amin, Amin, Amin (Like 10 Amins, thinking she would know I was getting bored already)

Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, oo ni subu... Ona to si, Olorun a je ko si d'ale...

Son: Amin (Talking through my nose. Heard Dad's voice in the background)

Dad: Je ki omo yi lo sun now.

Mummy: Lo sun, oko mi. L'oruko Jesu awon Angeli ma daabo bo e l'oju orun. Ti o ba ji, won o ni fi e sile.

Son: Hello... Hello, Hello mummy. Network yi o. Hello.......(Pretending network is bad) (ends the call).

Son returns from the bathroom and picks phone: 12 missed calls from Mummy.

Mummies wahala is too much.. but they are more caring. Kudos to all the good mothers and mothers to be

Waa sere jaree! O lenu gaan.
Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by greatman247(m): 1:12pm On Mar 24, 2017
sgtponzihater:


Yes he is.

He is abi? Ok invest now and regret later.

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Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by Osastoyo: 1:13pm On Mar 24, 2017
Seun and his likes for all I care can go to heaven.

MMM is still rolling, why haven't they resumed their hate campaign yet?

Moreover, is it your money. Mind your business and don't get involved in other folks issues.

Now it is GHW you are just waking up to direct your hate campaigns against.

You guys are really jobless and Idle.

Wake up.

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Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by segebase(m): 1:14pm On Mar 24, 2017
Lakebeyin:
See en, make una no update me with any money making machine abi ponzi or anything u dey cal am. U wan get thripple money abi, go get am.... Cats and Rats
Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by umoslink(m): 1:17pm On Mar 24, 2017
[s][/s]
sgtponzihater:
[s][/s]The greatest problem with Ponzi schemes is that you can never plan a life out of it. The moment you think you'll make a withdrawal and meet a deadline they come bringing rules that leave you either frustrated or desperate.

It's with a sense of humility that I tell you that GHWW crashed as predicted. Several people missed deadlines or had to loose important business or academic pursuits because of that Ponzi scheme. As always GHWW blamed enemies for their travails whereas they themselves where the enemy of the people. They where ripping our people off with reckless abandon and Sgt Ponzi Hater had to fight back not with a gun but with a voice.


Today a cycle of Get help is gone. That cycle left many disillusioned and frustrated. A neighbour turned enemy apogized passionately to me. A friend I had warned not to invest had previously bought me a drink but came with an artist to do a free hand drawing of me at no cost. He thanked me again, the money he would have thrown away was for a major project he just wanted to raise it with 30%.

There are die hard Ponzi fans I agree but many singing the praises of GHWW exclusive are greedy desperate folks who want their money back. Don't let the scammers fool you.

Innovate,

Shun Ponzi Schemes.

Sgt Ponzi Hater

WE ARE AWARE OF ALL THIS PLAN EVEN BEFORE THEY COME UP WITH IT. ALWAYS LOOKING FOR A CHEAP POINT TO NAIL. UNA DONT FALL GHWW IS STANDING STRONGER

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Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by umoslink(m): 1:20pm On Mar 24, 2017
[s][/s]
sgtponzihater:
The greatest problem with Ponzi schemes is that you can never plan a life out of it. The moment you think you'll make a withdrawal and meet a deadline they come bringing rules that leave you either frustrated or desperate.

It's with a sense of humility that I tell you that GHWW crashed as predicted. Several people missed deadlines or had to loose important business or academic pursuits because of that Ponzi scheme. As always GHWW blamed enemies for their travails whereas they themselves where the enemy of the people. They where ripping our people off with reckless abandon and Sgt Ponzi Hater had to fight back not with a gun but with a voice.


Today a cycle of Get help is gone. That cycle left many disillusioned and frustrated. A neighbour turned enemy apogized passionately to me. A friend I had warned not to invest had previously bought me a drink but came with an artist to do a free hand drawing of me at no cost. He thanked me again, the money he would have thrown away was for a major project he just wanted to raise it with 30%.

There are die hard Ponzi fans I agree but many singing the praises of GHWW exclusive are greedy desperate folks who want their money back. Don't let the scammers fool you.

Innovate,

Shun Ponzi Schemes.

Sgt Ponzi Hater

ENEMY OF PROGRESS

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Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by umoslink(m): 1:21pm On Mar 24, 2017
[s][/s]
sgtponzihater:
The greatest problem with Ponzi schemes is that you can never plan a life out of it. The moment you think you'll make a withdrawal and meet a deadline they come bringing rules that leave you either frustrated or desperate.

It's with a sense of humility that I tell you that GHWW crashed as predicted. Several people missed deadlines or had to loose important business or academic pursuits because of that Ponzi scheme. As always GHWW blamed enemies for their travails whereas they themselves where the enemy of the people. They where ripping our people off with reckless abandon and Sgt Ponzi Hater had to fight back not with a gun but with a voice.


Today a cycle of Get help is gone. That cycle left many disillusioned and frustrated. A neighbour turned enemy apogized passionately to me. A friend I had warned not to invest had previously bought me a drink but came with an artist to do a free hand drawing of me at no cost. He thanked me again, the money he would have thrown away was for a major project he just wanted to raise it with 30%.

There are die hard Ponzi fans I agree but many singing the praises of GHWW exclusive are greedy desperate folks who want their money back. Don't let the scammers fool you.

Innovate,

Shun Ponzi Schemes.

Sgt Ponzi Hater

Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by umoslink(m): 1:22pm On Mar 24, 2017
sgtponzihater:
[s][/s]The greatest problem with Ponzi schemes is that you can never plan a life out of it. The moment you think you'll make a withdrawal and meet a deadline they come bringing rules that leave you either frustrated or desperate.

It's with a sense of humility that I tell you that GHWW crashed as predicted. Several people missed deadlines or had to loose important business or academic pursuits because of that Ponzi scheme. As always GHWW blamed enemies for their travails whereas they themselves where the enemy of the people. They where ripping our people off with reckless abandon and Sgt Ponzi Hater had to fight back not with a gun but with a voice.


Today a cycle of Get help is gone. That cycle left many disillusioned and frustrated. A neighbour turned enemy apogized passionately to me. A friend I had warned not to invest had previously bought me a drink but came with an artist to do a free hand drawing of me at no cost. He thanked me again, the money he would have thrown away was for a major project he just wanted to raise it with 30%.

There are die hard Ponzi fans I agree but many singing the praises of GHWW exclusive are greedy desperate folks who want their money back. Don't let the scammers fool you.

Innovate,

Shun Ponzi Schemes.

Sgt Ponzi Hater

Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by chrisifeanyi: 1:23pm On Mar 24, 2017
Get help worldwide is not crashing. It was the likes of us-eless ponzihater or what ever the hell is his name that incited people and created panic. Nigerians are wicked and st-upid. In advance country, nobody cares about what you do. You mind your business. Some people make their money abroad through gambling and they are OK with it. You that has good job and happy thank God for u but leave others let them manage their life. At least they don't beg you for money. Why would someone go to a website and start creating fake account and when he is merged to pay someone he will decline all to make the system collapse. I DONT support ponzi but Ghw has been outstanding and many people are benefiting from them. Is their money and their risk so kindly leave them. Ghw DONT pay much. Just 30% and referral bonus and they are well structured and strict until invaders creeped in.
Right now they have migrated to a new platform and is as solid as ever. Ghw has not crashed and Nairaland should be warned. You cannot ruin other people's platform just to promote yours.
As for the ponzihater, I leave your case to God. Whatsoever a man soweth thou shall he reap.

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Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by shevy45(m): 1:23pm On Mar 24, 2017
Since ICPC & AA419 Has Seized Threeslots I Don Vow Say No More Ponzi Make I Face My Auto Biz. Na 110k I Lose From Threeslots.
Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by amutta: 1:24pm On Mar 24, 2017
GHWW is back for good
Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by andycurrency: 1:25pm On Mar 24, 2017
I Caught My Boss Pants Down With The Organization's Secretary
by igwegeorgiano( m): 11:27am
Wonders they say shall never end. this is not a rooster and bull story or a fabricated gist. its very real and its happened right before my "opolo" eyes. Just now, i mean few minutes ago i caught my boss pants down hitting sooooooooo hard on our secretary's punnany if you understand what i mean.
Every organization with randy bosses at the helm of affairs in various depts will agree with me that such scenerios play out almost on daily basis and this is not healthy for the health of such firms. personally its irkes me when bosses who are supposed to protect the interest of their female subordonates decide to take advantage of them simply because they call the shot in the organization they work.
I wouldn't want to bore us with where i work; but i'am millions of miles away from my fatherland NIGERIA. Please note this; i was sent here for a one year training by my organization in nigeria over a year ago. after my training our headquarters decided that i should be retained and i was later re deployed to one of our base here in the same country
Today, i am the first staff to arrive the office this morning. while ascending the staircase i heard voices and was like who could be in d office so early today? so i decided to tiptoe till i got to my boss's office. my office is directly opposite my boss's. secondly i noticed the cctv cameras were all switched off so i switched it on before going to my superior's office where the soumds were emanating from. The door was nt locked it was left ajar so i peeped. low and behold my oga(a black man also a nigerian) was digging so deep into our secretary's honey pot from all angles and for almost 10mins i watched a live porn movie playing out right in the office of my boss with him playing the lead role.
While this was going on and none of the duo noticed that a third party was around, i decided to go back to my office. while in the office, i thought of what to do with my boss and the secretary. i arrived at the conclusion that i will download the video of their unethical act in the office and keep it just in case. i want to state here that my boss whom i caught pants down this morning is never a nice man at all. he is a saddist and an unrepentant pvs...y addict. its obvious to me now that its not his first time of doing this nonsense in the office.
Back to my eyes witness account. When they finished the fvcking session, my boss and his accomplice were shocked to see me. the look on their faces were like that of a rat who suddenly saw the flash light of a hunter and felt like the ground should opened for it to enter. note that up till the time they finished no other member of staff has arrived so it was just three of us in the building. He (my boss) started shouting at me calling me names and also asking me a million question at the same time. All i did was to keep quiet and absorb his rantings. meanwhile, i have already switched off the cctv camera so he wont know that i recorded is stupid act.
After all the brohaha and shakara he invited me to his office and asked me to sit down. At this point he was so calm and friendly but i refused to be deceived by his fake disposition towards me because i kbow how wicked the devil in him is. He offered me coffee which i rejected so at that point he asked me if i noticed anything i told him straight to his face that question will not be neccessary cos i just came into the office few seconds before he saw me; but he suspected i wasnt telling him the truth so he he started making promises that i know deep down in me he will never fulfilled till he kicks the bucket.
I have his scroatums in my palm now. i don't intend to blackmail him for any reason not even for all the money in the world. but its gonna be a tool for me to keep him in check. As for the secretary, she has been pleading with me not to divulge the secret to a fouth party. she promise to do anything for me at the snap of my fingers. For a start, she gave me 2,000 euro just to proof to me that she meant what she just told me. for now my boss is been extremely nice to me in the past couple of hours but how long he intend to play this nicety script towards me remain a subjet of observation for as long as i am still here. i have passworde the recorded sexual act in the cctv camera. i will duplicate it as many as i can before deleting it from the memory.
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Re: I Caught My Boss Pants Down With The Organization's Secretary
by SUPERPACK : 11:36am
My brother play ur card well o
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Re: I Caught My Boss Pants Down With The Organization's Secretary
by mymadam : 11:38am
Oga, you're just as good (or as bad) a
Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by kfrosh: 1:26pm On Mar 24, 2017
Please who come and carry my charger na sad angry
Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by andycurrency: 1:29pm On Mar 24, 2017
John Dumelo Caught With Missing Car Of Government (Photos)
by chimere66 : 10:43am
Top Ghanaian actor John Dumelo appears to have landed in trouble after he was allegedly caught with a state vehicle by government agents.According to reports,the vehicle is a Toyota Land Cruiser V8.The vehicle was said to be one of the 200 vehicles the presidency says are missing.
John Dumelo was caught with the vehicle at a spraying shop in Accra where he had allegedly taken it to be resprayed.According to reports,he initially said that the former first lady, Lordina Mahama, gave him the vehicle. Then he reportedly changed his tune, saying that he bought it himself.However, a look at the car's chasis number (VIN number) is said to have given him away.He reportedly handed over the car without any resistance.
Last year,the star actor was spotted cruising around with a Toyota Land Cruiser car.However,it is unclear if it is the same vehicle that was seized by government agents.
It should be recalled that John Dumelo was an ardent supporter of former president John Mahama ahead of the December election.Alongside Nigerian Dele Momodu and others,he travelled across the country campaigning for Mahama, who eventually lost to Nana Akufo-Addo of the New Patriotic Party (NPP).At a time he was at a loggerhead with star actress Yvonne Nelson because she was against Mahama's administration.
Below are photos of the car he was spotted cruising with last year.
Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/03/star-actor-john-dumelo-lands-in.html?m=1
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Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by umoslink(m): 1:31pm On Mar 24, 2017
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sgtponzihater:
The greatest problem with Ponzi schemes is that you can never plan a life out of it. The moment you think you'll make a withdrawal and meet a deadline they come bringing rules that leave you either frustrated or desperate.

It's with a sense of humility that I tell you that GHWW crashed as predicted. Several people missed deadlines or had to loose important business or academic pursuits because of that Ponzi scheme. As always GHWW blamed enemies for their travails whereas they themselves where the enemy of the people. They where ripping our people off with reckless abandon and Sgt Ponzi Hater had to fight back not with a gun but with a voice.


Today a cycle of Get help is gone. That cycle left many disillusioned and frustrated. A neighbour turned enemy apogized passionately to me. A friend I had warned not to invest had previously bought me a drink but came with an artist to do a free hand drawing of me at no cost. He thanked me again, the money he would have thrown away was for a major project he just wanted to raise it with 30%.

There are die hard Ponzi fans I agree but many singing the praises of GHWW exclusive are greedy desperate folks who want their money back. Don't let the scammers fool you.

Innovate,

Shun Ponzi Schemes.

Sgt Ponzi Hater

Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by Optimusprime(m): 1:32pm On Mar 24, 2017
I could be a top commenter,but I used Internet Explorer grin
Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by hola106(m): 1:33pm On Mar 24, 2017
sgtponzihater:

A word is enuf for the wise.
receive sense in Jesus name Amen
Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by Kenola(m): 1:34pm On Mar 24, 2017
Olanireti:
Wetin Nigeria play yesterday naa. Couldn't watch the game.
Nigeria drew 1-1 with Senegal. Goal score by kelechi by penalty
Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by Nobody: 1:36pm On Mar 24, 2017
2tek:
GHWW has not crashed. U lack understanding of how GHWW work, period

What of people it left frustrated as they couldn't pay their fees and lost their admission or even couldn't write their exams. Why did GHWW claim they were stable when they were not.
Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by andycurrency: 1:38pm On Mar 24, 2017
How to Deal with Complainers, Whiners and Pessimists
Negativity is contagious. Even if you start off in a good mood, talking to a complainer or pessimist can turn a good day into a bad one.
That doesn’t mean you shouldn’t listen to other people’s problems. Supporting each other through hard times is an important part of a good relationship. But talking through problems is different from the repetitive, unproductive negativity of chronic complainers. You know you are talking to a negative person when you feel tired during the conversation…you start feeling as powerless and victimized as he does…you notice yourself wanting to avoid the person because of the gloom that follows him/her around.
Most pessimists and whiners aren’t trying to ruin your day. In fact, they often aren’t aware of the negative effect they have on other people. After sharing their unhappiness, frustration or disenchantment with life, they feel temporary relief. They don’t consider the possibility that the behavior bringing them such relief causes other people to feel worse.
They also may not be aware that by venting their gripes, they alienate others, further increasing their loneliness and dissatisfaction and increasing their sense of powerlessness.
To protect your emotional health, it’s a good idea to minimize the time you spend with negative people. But if the complainer is someone you work with or is a friend or relative you care about, staying out of the person’s path may not be practical or desirable.
Several simple tactics can keep a pessimist from wearing you out. Some techniques work better than others depending on the person, relationship and situation, so don’t be afraid to experiment with different methods.
Important: Keep your tone matter of fact and pleasant. If your voice carries a hint of scolding, shaming or condescension, these strategies won’t work.
How to keep a complainer from dragging you down…
Quit Problem-Solving
The chronic complainer doesn’t want advice on how to improve his situation. He wants company in his downbeat view of the world. Even if he asks for your input, you are likely to wind up in a spiral where all your suggestions are rejected or lead to new complaints, and both of you will get progressively more annoyed.
Instead, ask in a friendly tone, “Are you looking for advice, or do you need to vent? If venting would be helpful, I can listen for five minutes. After that, I’ll have to do something else or I will wind up in a bad mood—and that won’t be good for either of us.”
Another option is to let the person complain for a minute or two, then say in a friendly tone, “Gosh, what a drag. What are you going to do now?” If the person says he has no idea or asks what you think, say pleasantly, “Hey, my advice only works for me. It’s your life, and I know you can figure this out. Keep me posted on how it goes.”
Deflect
Practice a few quick, light or even playful phrases that you can choose from to change the subject from negative to positive. Examples…
• “Wow, Mom, the doctor kept you waiting at the nursing home—sorry to hear it. What did he say is causing the pain in your hip?”
• “That does sound like something to complain about. Tell me something that’s going right. There’s so much negativity in the world, it’s starting to get to me, and some positive news would be a big help.”
• If you’re in a group that’s complaining: “Hey, everybody, we’re becoming a tad negative. Given the state of the world, we have more to be thankful for than upset about. Can we change the subject?”
Empathize
If you feel yourself being pulled into the other person’s negative view, say in a compassionate tone, “You’re doing a good job of helping me feel what it feels like to be you. I’m sorry you have to deal with all that.”
For a person who probably doesn’t receive many compliments and who feels alone in his unhappiness, this simple expression of empathy may provide the affirmation that he needs to let go of the negative topic for the time being.
Re: The GHWW Crash: A Prophecy Fufilled by Rooneyboy(m): 1:44pm On Mar 24, 2017
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
YORUBA DADDIES AND YORUBA MUMMIES.
.
.
PHONE CALL WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA DADDY
.
Son: Hello, Sir!

Dad: Hello. How far? Bawo ni?

Son: Mo wa okay. Bawo ni day yin, Sir?

Dad: O lo daada. Ise nko?

Son: Ise wa daada. Mummy nko?

Dad: O wa. Just be fine. God bless you.

Son: Okay, Sir.

Dad: A tun ma soro... Later.
.
.
.
PHONE WITH A TYPICAL YORUBA MOTHER:
.
Son: Hello, Ma!

Mum: Hello... Oko mi... Akanni omo ologun eru... (she keeps eulogising for the next five minutes)

Son: (cuts in) Mummy, se e wa daada? Bawo ni gbogbo ile?

Mum: Mo wa. Ko pe ti mo de lati church. A ni special women programme. Look, gbogbo yin ni mo gb'adura fun, mo ti ri'yin bo'nu eje Jesu. Oju ko'ju kan koni wo'yin. It shall be well with all of you. Pastor even asked of you, we prayed for you together. Woo, mo ri ore e kan, e jo ma n wo pata sere ni kekere ni. Omo iya Kayode to wa ni...

Son: (cuts in) Mummy, ko pe ti mo d'ele lati office. O re mi. Mo fe lo rest.

Mummy: Haa... Pele oko mi. Se stress office po'ju ni? Nkan ma waa ni oro wala ibi ise yin yi ooo. Se o ti jeun? Ki l'ori je bayi? Se o lo ogun malaria yen? Neck pain yen nko? Se ese to fi gba okuta ni 2012 yen o ro e mo...

Son : Ko si wahala, mo ti je noddles.

Mummy: Haa! Iwo omo yi. Indomie again!!!? Oo ni oro gbo. O se obe ni? Duro. Voice e lo s'ile... Kilode? O n bami ja ni?

Son: Rara Ma. O ti remi ni.

Mummy: Awwww! Oya lo we, ko de lo ogun e before you sleep. And make sure you sleep on time. L'oruko Jesu, wa goke, waa de ibi giga, owo Olorun a di e mu...

Son: Amin Ma

Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, inu rere wa ma tan imole fun e.

Son: Amin

Mummy: L'oruko Jesu o ni si ise se, waa maari aanu gba. O ni daran. Won o ni koba e. O ni sise. Ise e o ni baje. Oluwasegun la so e, oruko e ma ro e...

Son: Amin, Amin, Amin, Amin (Like 10 Amins, thinking she would know I was getting bored already)

Mummy: L'oruko Jesu, oo ni subu... Ona to si, Olorun a je ko si d'ale...

Son: Amin (Talking through my nose. Heard Dad's voice in the background)

Dad: Je ki omo yi lo sun now.

Mummy: Lo sun, oko mi. L'oruko Jesu awon Angeli ma daabo bo e l'oju orun. Ti o ba ji, won o ni fi e sile.

Son: Hello... Hello, Hello mummy. Network yi o. Hello.......(Pretending network is bad) (ends the call).

Son returns from the bathroom and picks phone: 12 missed calls from Mummy.

Mummies wahala is too much.. but they are more caring. Kudos to all the good mothers and mothers to be

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