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A Friend Sent This And I Found It Amazingly Funny And True: Do You? by Archilles(m): 11:28am On Dec 22, 2009 |
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE (1) Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. (2) Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. (3) Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes, Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine. (4) Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It! (5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.) (6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. (7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' . that will bring on a 'whatever'). ( Whatever: Is a woman's way of saying GET LOST! (9) Don't worry about it, I got it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3. |
Re: A Friend Sent This And I Found It Amazingly Funny And True: Do You? by santanovva(m): 11:44am On Dec 22, 2009 |
Fuel finish, why didnt you make it 10? Funny, I'll heed your warning in[b] 2015[/b] |
Re: A Friend Sent This And I Found It Amazingly Funny And True: Do You? by Nobody: 3:02pm On Dec 22, 2009 |
lol I agree to all that I find it amazingly funny as I do some of it myself especially 1,3,4,6 and 8 |
Re: A Friend Sent This And I Found It Amazingly Funny And True: Do You? by victorazy(m): 3:04pm On Dec 22, 2009 |
Dis na old story naaa!!!! |
Re: A Friend Sent This And I Found It Amazingly Funny And True: Do You? by mrperfect(m): 4:35pm On Dec 22, 2009 |
Funny |
Re: A Friend Sent This And I Found It Amazingly Funny And True: Do You? by sistawoman: 5:02pm On Dec 22, 2009 |
Hand this out at every Uni on the first day of class and this should again be given to the men right before they walk down the aisle. |
Re: A Friend Sent This And I Found It Amazingly Funny And True: Do You? by coolier(f): 6:08pm On Dec 22, 2009 |
To some extent. |
Re: A Friend Sent This And I Found It Amazingly Funny And True: Do You? by dani1luv: 6:12pm On Dec 22, 2009 |
Funny to some extent |
Re: A Friend Sent This And I Found It Amazingly Funny And True: Do You? by gabriel4u(m): 6:18pm On Dec 22, 2009 |
@poster Omo u don talk am jare @sistawoman she bi u don earam wel wel. |
Re: A Friend Sent This And I Found It Amazingly Funny And True: Do You? by Nobody: 6:20pm On Dec 22, 2009 |
I totally agree. hahaha lolol |
Re: A Friend Sent This And I Found It Amazingly Funny And True: Do You? by gabriel4u(m): 6:22pm On Dec 22, 2009 |
@rokiatu 2 and 5 too are also perfectly right and correct too |
Re: A Friend Sent This And I Found It Amazingly Funny And True: Do You? by MUNEER2(m): 6:30pm On Dec 22, 2009 |
@Poster, Sense, |
Re: A Friend Sent This And I Found It Amazingly Funny And True: Do You? by sweetpie23: 7:17pm On Dec 22, 2009 |
Archilles: |
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