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6 Places You Should Never Toast A Nigerian Girl by gistyinka(m): 12:43pm On Mar 24, 2017
Some Nigerian guys tend to toast (woo) any girl they are interested in without even considering the time and place. Not minding the location and with so much confidence, they approach you and begin to run their mouths, spitting lines they have specially practiced for wooing girls.

Oftentimes, the thinking of certain guys is that they want to take the opportunity to toast the girl as they may not meet her again. That’s true. However, you should be conscious of the places you intend to hit on a woman. Jumia Travel, the leading online bo0king agency identifies 6 places you should never toast a girl.

Hospital

Even if she is Miss Nigeria, you should not toast a girl at the hospital. You don’t know her purpose at the hospital. You appear from nowhere to woo her. You are just disturbing her and wasting your time as she will not answer you.

At work

You hear what it is called work. She is very busy at work and you still want to collect her number or you want to ask her out? She will just ignore you and at the end of the whole episode, you will be embarrassed. Well, some girls will have pity on you and walk you out.

Church/Mosque

The Church is a place to listen to the word of God and receive anointing. The same for the mosque. These places are not hubs for chasing women. But it is today. That doesn’t it make right.

In danfo buses/BRT Stations

Imagine in serious traffic (even when there is no traffic) inside one of those Lagos’s rickety danfos and these guy sitting beside is trying to get your attention. The girl will even be angry that under such harrowing and uncomfortable situation you are toasting her. What she just want is to get home. You are a distraction. For BRT stations, you see a girl standing in a long queue, you want to woo her. That is a wrong time.

Cinema

We all go to the cinema for different reasons. Some go there to search for potential lovers. But the cinema is a place where you to enjoy the movie you paid for and leave. So, enjoy your movie and when it is over you can go talk to whomever you are interested in. Don’t do this immediately after the movie, though.

Her father’s house

When a Nigerian father sees their daughter with, they think about all sorts of things like she has joined bad gang. Most of which are negative. Hence, quite a number of girls don’t like guys wooing them in front of their father’s house especially if they are meeting you for the first time.

6 Places You Should Never Toast a Nigerian Girl

Re: 6 Places You Should Never Toast A Nigerian Girl by SirMichael1: 12:49pm On Mar 24, 2017
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Re: 6 Places You Should Never Toast A Nigerian Girl by kiddoiLL(m): 12:49pm On Mar 24, 2017
gistyinka:
Some Nigerian guys tend to toast (woo) any girl they are interested in without even considering the time and place. Not minding the location and with so much confidence, they approach you and begin to run their mouths, spitting lines they have specially practiced for wooing girls.

Oftentimes, the thinking of certain guys is that they want to take the opportunity to toast the girl as they may not meet her again. That’s true. However, you should be conscious of the places you intend to hit on a woman. Jumia Travel, the leading online bo0king agency identifies 6 places you should never toast a girl.

Hospital

Even if she is Miss Nigeria, you should not toast a girl at the hospital. You don’t know her purpose at the hospital. You appear from nowhere to woo her. You are just disturbing her and wasting your time as she will not answer you.

At work

You hear what it is called work. She is very busy at work and you still want to collect her number or you want to ask her out? She will just ignore you and at the end of the whole episode, you will be embarrassed. Well, some girls will have pity on you and walk you out.

Church/Mosque

The Church is a place to listen to the word of God and receive anointing. The same for the mosque. These places are not hubs for chasing women. But it is today. That doesn’t it make right.

In danfo buses/BRT Stations

Imagine in serious traffic (even when there is no traffic) inside one of those Lagos’s rickety danfos and these guy sitting beside is trying to get your attention. The girl will even be angry that under such harrowing and uncomfortable situation you are toasting her. What she just want is to get home. You are a distraction. For BRT stations, you see a girl standing in a long queue, you want to woo her. That is a wrong time.

Cinema

We all go to the cinema for different reasons. Some go there to search for potential lovers. But the cinema is a place where you to enjoy the movie you paid for and leave. So, enjoy your movie and when it is over you can go talk to whomever you are interested in. Don’t do this immediately after the movie, though.

Her father’s house

When a Nigerian father sees their daughter with, they think about all sorts of things like she has joined bad gang. Most of which are negative. Hence, quite a number of girls don’t like guys wooing them in front of their father’s house especially if they are meeting you for the first time.

6 Places You Should Never Toast a Nigerian Girl

*In Olamide's voice* Story fr d gods..............d gods eh
Re: 6 Places You Should Never Toast A Nigerian Girl by Khd95(m): 12:50pm On Mar 24, 2017
Kukuma say make we no toast gyels na,shuusadcry
Re: 6 Places You Should Never Toast A Nigerian Girl by Etzakoos(m): 12:59pm On Mar 24, 2017
So, Where Should We Woo On The Road Abi undecided

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Re: 6 Places You Should Never Toast A Nigerian Girl by youngest85(m): 1:01pm On Mar 24, 2017
Where else
Re: 6 Places You Should Never Toast A Nigerian Girl by chiraqDemon(m): 1:12pm On Mar 24, 2017
So now that u have told us where not to chyke
Tell us where to chyke them
Cos u just discredited all the places i get babes from
My last babe na for church i corner am, back row we just dey dia de gist, b4 service end i don get her number.

I don get like 2 from cinema
I don get one from front of her papa house
I don catch 3 for hospital same day different hospitals
I don hammer plenty for inside bus
So if these places nor code for chyking, where come fresh
Re: 6 Places You Should Never Toast A Nigerian Girl by engrMikemd(m): 1:13pm On Mar 24, 2017
where else? cemetery?
Re: 6 Places You Should Never Toast A Nigerian Girl by Nobody: 1:14pm On Mar 24, 2017
so na wich place we go come woo them?
dis na endtime thread angry
Re: 6 Places You Should Never Toast A Nigerian Girl by innovate3751: 1:35pm On Mar 24, 2017
This piece is full of crap mostly. Believe me you can toast a gal anywhere! Depends in your game and charisma. I have done it in church, hospital, work, cinema and in a commericial bus before....and it all went well. The only place I haven't tried is her parent's house! It all boils drown to your game and confidence level.
Re: 6 Places You Should Never Toast A Nigerian Girl by westlius(m): 2:06pm On Mar 24, 2017
the best place to met a lady is in a chalet when both of u wanna go to toilet (water side) ona no need to reason much but to dig more
Re: 6 Places You Should Never Toast A Nigerian Girl by imma2(m): 2:07pm On Mar 24, 2017
Na for her papa parlour sweet pass to toast tongue

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