ToriBlue:
Ode .

Topestbilly:
Result of unemployment... Buhari do something abegi na, b4 more pipu enta market

ToriBlue:
Ode .

BiafranBushBoy:
Nice line Op.

Who first class EPP?

tee59:
D most dumpest and senseless post by an idiot op.

Xsem:

the thing dey Epp small oga. At least your hustle load done reduce. Thanks for the comments

Xsem:
Just this morning I woke up and was very bored since this change govt has rendered most of my activities futile.As I was sitting on the veranda gazing at passersby,there before my eyes this angel with all required feminine structure was passing by.Naso I say walahi that this fish will not pass me today! I revised the potent strategies given to me by harddon.I rushed up-to her and asked after her name,she said it was Vanessa and I told her mine is Xsem. As words turned to sentences our discussion went this way
Girl:So how do you think you can take care of me
Me:I have 18million Naira in my access bank account and that is superfulous
Girl :Hmm!I suspect lies but I need a guy that has talento
Me:I can sing very well lke a force in the air
Girl :But I wear pinkjacket and you have aversion for it
Me: No! Eventhough you ain't as beautiful as queensuccubus but I will take your bumbae like backside into consideration.
Girl:Ok I need a first class graduate
Me:Hehe,just ask around I didn't graduate with 3rd class like coolestChris but a smashing Biafranbushboy first class
Girl :Wow! OK I need a good teacher
Me:Bae just ask around,people call me sinz or splinz
Girl :I hope you can advice well
Me:Yeep!even better than elder lefulefu
Girl :Can you satisfy me in the other room!
Me:why not,just ask flex herbal
Girl :But am a Christian.I want no atheist
Me:Bae if you love me I will stop being atheist like Johnnydon22 and turn into a staunch Christian like felixomor
Girl:I see you ain't giving up
Me:Am as steady as sarrki
Girl:Hope you won't later delete me from your heart
Me:Bae ask around am no mynd44
Girl :I am from anambra,hope you respect my culture
Me:Am no lalasticlala, so I won't be deleterious to your snakes
Girl :But you ain't handsome nah
Me:But am better than hungrynigerian
Bae:Hmm.I already like you but one more thing
Me:And that is?
Bae:Hope you don't do ponzi
Me:Bae my other name is sgtponzihater and I have more money than ymodulus and finalboss together
Bae:You are too much
Me:Thanks.So what do you say?
Bae:Hmm!i will reply you but when I return from jamb lesson
Me:Ok am waiting ;
So please guys in the house will this bae agree to my proposal.If she refuses nah Lagos lagoon I dey go so

lefulefu:

nice nursery ryhme

lefulefu:

nice nursery ryhme

dacblogger:
You tried...

SINZ:
LOL!

Creativity.. nice one @OP.

QueenSuccubus:




The OP got a taste..


Hahahahahahah....the story was funny but some raggedyazz biitches got no chill coz they were not mentioned in the story

tee59:
D most dumpest and senseless post by an idiot op.

Cope1:
Op am tempted to ask if you are Reuben Abati. Nyc write up bro

Xsem:

Thanks by the way R.A be my other name

ToriBlue:
Ode .