That night is still fuzzy, but I remembered grabbing a woman's tlts while trying to find my way home .
Confession: in my mind I was like....what are those? and I did the needful to find out.
Still can't remember her reaction.

Slept on water bed(gutter)

Using my phone's flashlight to look for the same phone... It took a while before I got my senses back!

i vomit , and the world started to rotate anyhow lik a big fat football

I'm not saying it

Slept on the floor of my toilet because I felt my bed was too hard

I was so drunk, I didn't even rmbr telling my tenants to pay up their rent or I'll throw them out... My younger brother narrated the world story to me days later mehn, I felt so embarrassed.

mizzbouqui:
I'm not saying it

Pls Share joor.

I went to the toilet, vomited, sat there and slept off..

♣ • → unlocked ma phone but couldn't remember the pattern °°

...

Got raped by my landlords daughter

I don't drink

that's Shaq things

nkemma54:
That night is still fuzzy, but I remembered grabbing a woman's tlts while trying to find my way home .
Confession: in my mind I was like....what are those? and I did the needful to find out.
Still can't remember her reaction.

This story has kind of become" folklore" amongst my old friends.



Me and a group of girlfriends went to a pens down party at a popular park , it was filled with students from all walks of life . We had so much fun , but I got carried away and took tequilas and shooters ( which i never do for obvious reasons ) and mixed them with the cider I was already drinking. Luckily my one friend wasn't drinking because she was driving, so come midnight I was done with and needed to sleep and they were not ready to go, so I asked her to give me the car Keys so I could go take a nap there. I went to the car which was parked outside the park in a well patrolled area and I got into the driver's seat ( don't know what the f**k I was thinking) tried to start the car , don't know what happened, next thing I was kneeling outside the car looking for the keys under the car lol. So a police car passed me and reversed back and they asked what I was doing and I snapped and got so upset with them for disturbing me lol , I said if you knew your job well you would do it and help me out here i lost my keys, and help me they did , they threw me at the back of their car My friends came to help but it was too late. They took me to the station and I was locked in a cell with some suspicious looking ladies. I woke up in the morning with my face on my own vomit , plus I had no shoes, no jacket , no watch and no tshirt . I was only left with my bro and pants . And I looked up and saw these scary girls with my clothes onn when I tried to ask they gave me threatning looks so I kept quiet lol. My friends came to pick me up and and borrowed me a jacket so I could get out of the place , even though I was shoeless with a dirty face . That was the longest walk of shame I've ever taken in my life

mizzbouqui:
I'm not saying it

we know...U bleeped who you won't fvck on a good day...or u got naked...bye