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If i were a boy by Misypee(f): 5:51pm On Apr 25, 2017
I'd have beards

I'd have six pack

Go to pool parties bare chested

Dated alot of girls but finally settle with one and be loyal

Rock mad outfits
Re: If i were a boy by mhisbliss(f): 5:53pm On Apr 25, 2017
I'd love to know what it feels like when i pee a long distance cheesy

I'd love to know what it feels like to walk around bare chested and with boxers

I'd love to know what it feels like to woo a girl

I'd love to know what it feels like to propose to a girl

I'd love to know what it feels like to sleep unclad

Though i go braless most times, i love the idea of no bra for the rest of my life grin

I'd love to write my name with pee, boys do that and its silly but lipsrsealed

Lemme call refiner

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Re: If i were a boy by Loyalblak007(f): 5:53pm On Apr 25, 2017
Get drunk

cheesy
Re: If i were a boy by Loyalblak007(f): 5:53pm On Apr 25, 2017
Get drunk

cheesy
Re: If i were a boy by BlackDBagba: 5:58pm On Apr 25, 2017
grin
Re: If i were a boy by Bizzonthetrack(m): 5:59pm On Apr 25, 2017
mhisbliss:
I'd love to know what it feels like when i pee a long distance cheesy

I'd love to know what it feels like to walk around bare chested and with boxers

I'd love to know what it feels like to woo a girl

I'd love to know what it feels like to propose to a girl

I'd love to know what it feels like to sleep unclad

Though i go braless most times, i love the idea of no bra for the rest of my life grin

I'd love to write my name with pee, boys do that and its silly but lipsrsealed

Lemme call refiner

You've got a long list lady
Re: If i were a boy by Bibi294(f): 5:59pm On Apr 25, 2017
...would have loved to make my father proud... by keeping his surname

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Re: If i were a boy by SirL0neWolf(m): 6:01pm On Apr 25, 2017
Loyalblak007:
Get drunk
cheesy
What's stopping you now?

mhisbliss:

I'd love to know what it feels like to sleep unclad
What's the hold up?
Re: If i were a boy by mhisbliss(f): 6:01pm On Apr 25, 2017
Bizzonthetrack:


You've got a long list lady
theres more grin but i wont say it because i can see the pharasees who crucified jesus waiting to crucify me grin

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Re: If i were a boy by SINZ: 6:01pm On Apr 25, 2017
With the way I love women? I'll most likely become a lesbian so what's the furking point?? gringrin

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Re: If i were a boy by mhisbliss(f): 6:02pm On Apr 25, 2017
Bibi294:
...would have loved to make my father proud... by keeping his surname
its mandatory for every guy, so you don't need to wish for that and you can also do that as a lady by staying single for the rest of your life
Re: If i were a boy by Nobody: 6:02pm On Apr 25, 2017
SINZ:
With the way I love women? I'll most likely become a lesbian so what's the furking point?? gringrin

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Re: If i were a boy by mhisbliss(f): 6:03pm On Apr 25, 2017
SirL0neWolf:

What's stopping you now?


What's the hold up?
i dont understand this question
Re: If i were a boy by SirL0neWolf(m): 6:05pm On Apr 25, 2017
mhisbliss:
i dont understand this question

What's stopping you from sleeping naked now
Re: If i were a boy by dingbang(m): 6:06pm On Apr 25, 2017
Would kick against female genital mutilation...
Re: If i were a boy by Nobody: 6:06pm On Apr 25, 2017
I'd sit at home & play with my bozak
Re: If i were a boy by Nobody: 6:06pm On Apr 25, 2017
As in ehnnn i would have masturbate my dick to stupor grin grin

Holding my balls and always bounce while walking kiss

Always smoke shits and do coco as well
cheesy
Make money in bad bad ways grin grin

Always break girls hrt grin

Aswear i would have involve myself in so many shits. grin grin angry thank God i am a female.

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Re: If i were a boy by refiner(f): 6:07pm On Apr 25, 2017
mhisbliss:
I'd love to know what it feels like when i pee a long distance cheesy

I'd love to know what it feels like to walk around bare chested and with boxers

I'd love to know what it feels like to woo a girl

I'd love to know what it feels like to propose to a girl

I'd love to know what it feels like to sleep unclad

Though i go braless most times, i love the idea of no bra for the rest of my life grin

I'd love to write my name with pee, boys do that and its silly but lipsrsealed

Lemme call refiner
Lol...as if u were in my mind...

And i will also love to know what it feels to have beards all over my face and what it feels to walk freely without trying to push my bums up and cat walk... lipsrsealed

Oya omotayor123 coman add urs... grin
Re: If i were a boy by TrapHedges(m): 6:08pm On Apr 25, 2017
mhisbliss:
I'd love to know what it feels like when i pee a long distance cheesy

I'd love to know what it feels like to walk around bare chested and with boxers

I'd love to know what it feels like to woo a girl

I'd love to know what it feels like to propose to a girl

I'd love to know what it feels like to sleep unclad

Though i go braless most times, i love the idea of no bra for the rest of my life grin

I'd love to write my name with pee, boys do that and its silly but lipsrsealed

Lemme call refiner

cutie... Watsup..can you send me yo whatsapp?
Re: If i were a boy by mhisbliss(f): 6:11pm On Apr 25, 2017
refiner:

Lol...as if u were in my mind...

And i will also love to know what it feels to have beards all over my face and what it feels to walk freely without trying to push my bums up and cat walk... lipsrsealed

Oya omotayor123 coman add urs... grin
hahahaha that bolded cracked me the hell up grin

Re: If i were a boy by TrapHedges(m): 6:11pm On Apr 25, 2017
Ill love to be a fvcking thot..
Lol am kiding
ill like to be a thot
ill like to finger the heart outa my pussy
am also dieing to feel female orgasm

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Re: If i were a boy by mhisbliss(f): 6:12pm On Apr 25, 2017
SirL0neWolf:


What's stopping you from sleeping naked now
errmmm sons of the devil might show up, and i sleep alone in my own room, who'd protect me
Re: If i were a boy by Nobody: 6:13pm On Apr 25, 2017
Bibi294:
...would have loved to make my father proud... by keeping his surname
So commendable... You reason outside the box, lady

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Re: If i were a boy by TrapHedges(m): 6:13pm On Apr 25, 2017
Beauty refiner ry
Re: If i were a boy by mhisbliss(f): 6:14pm On Apr 25, 2017
TrapHedges:


cutie... Watsup..can you send me yo whatsapp?
hey smiley send yours ama chat you up
Re: If i were a boy by darmhey(m): 6:15pm On Apr 25, 2017
Bibi294:
...would have loved to make my father proud... by keeping his surname
It's the 21st century

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Re: If i were a boy by TrapHedges(m): 6:17pm On Apr 25, 2017
mhisbliss:
hey smiley send yours ama chat you up

aii quote asap so il take it down smiley
Re: If i were a boy by mhisbliss(f): 6:19pm On Apr 25, 2017
TrapHedges:


quote asap so il take it down smiley
seen
Re: If i were a boy by ikp120(m): 6:22pm On Apr 25, 2017
TrapHedges:


aii quote asap so il take it down smiley
Hehehehehe grin grin grin
What's up man?
Re: If i were a boy by TrapHedges(m): 6:24pm On Apr 25, 2017
ikp120:
Hehehehehe grin grin grin What's up man?
lol fam.. U cold af,, modify it shaaa
Re: If i were a boy by refiner(f): 6:26pm On Apr 25, 2017
mhisbliss:
hahahaha that bolded cracked me the hell up grin

grin grin...most girls do it...oya lie that u dont... tongue
Re: If i were a boy by SirL0neWolf(m): 6:27pm On Apr 25, 2017
mhisbliss:
errmmm sons of the devil might show up, and i sleep alone in my own room, who'd protect me

if you had someone to protect you'd sleep butt naked then

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