RaDaZaBaNa:
Lol..

I knew this will get here ; D ...
It's true though.... Heard about it in school too

how ??

cool story. ..so d guy cum cos of ordinarily lapping a girl , not possible man,

veinless:
cool story. ..so d guy cum cos of ordinarily lapping a girl , not possible man,

this one don't know anything..someone u had a crush on..

e just be like say make I lap dija now ;!!!!

Damn that guy na to just go third mainland b4 its too late.
But i suspect this story is not tru
But d bf is at fault
He shiuld have sat at the back si he can lap his babe.
And ge sef knows that its a normal reaction to get hard if a big ahh girl sits on u...

see guys blaming the boyfriend, forgetting about the existence of the bro code



ye must not find ye bros girlfriend anyway attractive

my bros girlfriend is like plank to me, i see and feel nothing when i gaze upon her, not a thing

All this formulated twitter stories sha

Synord:
As shared On Twitter ..


Cc lalast.iclala ,Do.minique !!!

'As shared on Twitter' by you. Why did you post it on Twitter then come to Nairaland to post your own tweets? To lend it authenticity?

Even if your tall tale has a modicum of truth in it, that truth has been liberally garnished with salt, pepper and ginger. Jeez

Ishilove:

'As shared on Twitter' by you. Why did you post it on Twitter then come to Nairaland to post your own tweets? To lend it authenticity?

Even if your tall tale has a modicum of truth in it, that truth has been liberally garnished with salt, pepper and ginger. Jeez

u see people hate the truth...


now I think it would have been better if I had posted this on Nairaland with my alternate account...

yes , I garnished it with some salt and the rest but its still the truth tho ..

BoosBae:
Make I laff? Kikikikikikikikiki

Walahi, your mumu go sell pass Mr IBU own

Luminouz fart master

curiositymaster:


Luminouz fart master

Lmaooooo!!!!! Na fart chi master!!!!!

veinless:
cool story. ..so d guy cum cos of ordinarily lapping a girl , not possible man,

It's 100% possible my dear, I've seen a man that cums while sitting behind a girl on an okada.

veinless:
cool story. ..so d guy cum cos of ordinarily lapping a girl , not possible man,

Are you kidding me? You know so little about the male anatomy.

lalasticlala , Dominique, Seun.
this story is very true .abi na because say na me post am ...
its true pls...I want to know who is really at fault biko ..front page pls
snake in the eagle shadow

joeace2020:

Are you kidding me? You know so little about the male anatomy.

abeg leave the yeye girl !!!!

what happened to taking a drop for your convenience and sanity given the fact that they are both obese

I will tell you how borrowing a lady eraser in Nursery 2 broke a promising relationship

I have viewed rubbish again

Useless story nii

Recycled crap...

No worry, your twitter handle has been noted. People wey go add you, go soon show.

Either he is too sensitive or nervous.. It's no biggie anywaiz but the akamu part is abnormal

The girl will still go back to find and fvck the guy. d thing no go commot her mind

I weak for anyone that believes all these twitter stories.

Synord:



I think that was the part that annoyed the boyfriend..We agree for the erection but coming ...haha

don't blame the nigga for the akamu,see the description of the kaka with beads on top,,, come join unitentional gallop knacking, the gal may av subconciously been twerking, making jt horrrrny, that yansh must av been very xexy chaii omo any bahd man fit com oooo,

Chai!! Can you imagine

A lie only leads to another....

Synord:



Na here is the full gist...We were heading to a birthday party... Like I said , I no why he no gree lap him babe..Probably because we were in a rush...And the Boyfriend was ready to foot the transport bill ..


plus we all had to be there early..Gf was in charge of refreshments, I was performing and the oda guys all had one thing to do....

lol , we were 6 guys and one girl ....And 4 at the back with the girl and two in front... so


So if u like believe ,if u like no believe , na you know !!!

veinless:
cool story. ..so d guy cum cos of ordinarily lapping a girl , not possible man,

the yansh may have been D.I.E and maybe its the guys dream yansh, coupled with unintended yansh rubbing for a certain amount of time,the truth be said,prick stubborn many guys here wey dey make mouth go com wella

The OP is good in narratives. I guess he holds BA degree in Yoruba Literature from University of Totooh

truly ooo if the yansh is my turn on yansh,walahi I will decline lapping her,no need to shame,am blunt I will tell her bf I no fit,

lmao

lmao.

thesicilian:
So? Fat guys don't have laps?

Yes , especially when the story is fake.

This story is sha somehow oh, how come the guy drop Akamu despite no penetration?
am not understanding.