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I swear I have heard this particular story as a joke couple months ago....Its all fabricated

nairaland detective have arrive and so therefore this story has a lot of loopholes without sense of direction and authenticity!



believe this story at ya own risk





signed by bobrisky

U de read @ all? He said the bf de fat!

thesicilian:
The boyfriend was in the same car and another person ended up lapping her? Can you please make the lie more believable?

Synord:
As shared On Twitter ..

U guys need to gv dat fvckboy biggie the boot!
I really hate guyz dat would fight wuth bros over mundane issues!
A guy like dat wouldn't hesitate to throw d whole crew under a bus just for the sake of his chic!

At least dude did not rape his gf so he should drop his pride. Who wouldn't have an erection while carrying a big ass on his thighs? Abeg make he go sidon

EnigmaticEnigma:
see guys blaming the boyfriend, forgetting about the existence of the bro code



ye must not find ye bros girlfriend anyway attractive

my bros girlfriend is like plank to me, i see and feel nothing when i gaze upon her, not a thing

Hi five. U are truly a bro.

A bro is not permitted to date a Bros ex nor a Bros sister.

Barney Stinson 2004

Which kind thing be this

I think lapping is the last thing I will ever accept from someone I am somehow connected but can't gain "access" to.
I almost gave up the ghost the last time I did it without any devil intention. I had to lapped my babe big sister with my babe sitting right at the other side. just about a minute into the journey, I suddenly realized something succulent and warm was sitting on my third leg. unknown to her, based on my thinking, her effort not to drop her entire weight on me created a little but not absolute gap between her a*s and my third leg thereby allowed for a kind of unsolicited caressing.
before I could say jack, this thing was half into its growth and was still growing while my heart was beating more than i had expected.
I was sweating and praying, reminding myself every second of who she was to me, why no funny sign must be noticed by either herself or my babe. unfortunately my third leg seems to had swore to get me embarrassed as it kept on growing against my effort to keep it down.
while they were jisting and laughing, I was in-between laughing and crying. but eventually we got to the end of our journey with the two of us keeping whatever we knew that happened secret. and since, lapping of the opposite sex had been a no go area for me.

Kongivity is at work

that guy na john, how can you lap a lady And release. he actually wants something with the girl. even if na Nicki minaj herself, once I remove mind.. nothing!

NarnieSnyper:
This is the kinda husband some women wish to have. The Bobo dey active.
30 billion gallon of sperm for the account eh

Lie or no lie, the story make sense

Lol bruv d niqqa weak die...aw lapping go make pesin cum. ...if na d real azonto now na 3 seconds baba go spill

Then.. Let him get another nwa na... If he get swag and pink lips.. That's all...

fake story read somtin similar to dis story here on nairaland few dayz back my zarzar(if am nt mistakin)

all of this on fp just dey sweet my belle ...............
....
broke up cus of lapping
pele my dear

vicben27:
fake story read somtin similar to dis story here on nairaland few dayz back my zarzar(if am nt mistakin)

I have a mind to sue him for plagiarism

They don bath who them finally help

Fiction!

I rest my case

Lol

As far as woman dey involved, anything can happen between friends!

Ordinarily olosho destroyed 10 years friendship......this is very true!

ZarZar:


I have a mind to sue him for plagiarism

I swear he just resemble ni ...This my story actually happened !!!! No be plagiarism

Synord:



I swear he just resemble ni ...This my story actually happened !!!! No be plagiarism

OK then.

Quam7even:


Lol bruv d niqqa weak die...aw lapping go make pesin cum. ...if na d real azonto now na 3 seconds baba go spill

But he has higher sperm count than someone who lasts longer. That's my point about him being active.

Hahaha! But truly the guy na indomie guy. But why that girl dry twerk on top am, na her fault

NarnieSnyper:


But he has higher sperm count than someone who lasts longer. That's my point about him being active.

Hahaha! But truly the guy na indomie guy. But why that girl dry twerk on top am, na her fault

Haaaaa....lol bro ure savage ooo...indomie guy...hehehe

Quam7even:

Haaaaa....lol bro ure savage ooo...indomie guy...hehehe

indomie abi tea !!!

thesicilian:
So? Fat guys don't have laps?

common sense is not come... his fat and he occupied too much space which made him unable to lap his gf. .or u av not enter cab with fat people before.. even some end up taking two seat

Synord:


mistake ...6,guys ...Probably made the mistake when I was trying to Bring the hot gist to the table..

Again.. u can choose to believe or not... na u know !!!

You sef come social media to reveal wrtin happen. Your relationship go spoil kpata kpata. Lolz. Funny story.

TinaAnita:
At least dude did not rape his gf so he should drop his pride. Who wouldn't have an erection while carrying a big ass on his thighs? Abeg make he go sidon

Mature response !!

EmpresFIDEL:
common sense is not come... his fat and he occupied too much space which made him unable to lap his gf. .or u av not enter cab with fat people before.. even some end up taking two seat

Indeed, common sense is not common.
smh.