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Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by MAYOWAAK: 1:56pm On Jan 08, 2010
The spoken written English of many people making suggestions on this thread is atrocious to say the least.[i][/i]

PLEASE GIVE EXAMPLES OF MURDERERS OF ENGLISH
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by lastpage: 3:01pm On Jan 08, 2010
I have chosen to be "mischievous"  shocked this time around but l am doing it in a jovial mood so, peeps should not take offense!

I noticed a lot of advice and surprisingly, castigation and an attempt to embarrass the Poster! Like the Good book said, "cast the first stone, if you have no sin"?

Where l am going is that some  people are "grandstanding on this grammar issue" and since they say "He who must come to Equity, must come with clean hands".
I will highlight a few examples.
just on this page alone!
@lwkmd
you must be an ingrate coming out to embarrass your wife publicly like this.where was your mind when you were dating her.

By definition, an ingrate is someone who, given something, is unappreciative towards the giver!
Can l ask what it was that you gave the Poster? His wife?
How does seeking help in improving your wife translates to being an ingrate? Is this just for the sake of sounding like someone who has the command of big english grammar? grin

or this one @anataala
oga, what is your problem, abi u want to divorce your wife because u are having an affairs on so called socialise babes, better think twice, as per as she can communicate, no wahala, u how are we sure your own english is excellent. pls what do u [color=#990000]have at your olevel in english[/color]
Now, the man has already stated his problem, and you still went about asking him what his problem was?
Again, the man did not come here asking for advice about how to divorce his wife, being a delicate issue, why insinuate such? shocked shocked
Now your own written English is probably worse than that of his wife, judging from what you've written! for eample, "You dont have an affair(s?) "ON" somebody, you have an affair WITH somebody! and to pluralize it is even worse since you can not use "an" with a plural, it is singular!!)

And again the way you used the phrase "so called socialise," is mind-boggling!
I bet you would have written: "with so called social ladies" cry cry cry  if not that English was a bit difficult, right?

Once again, you cant write "what do you have at O'Level English.
Should have been "in" your O'Level English.

No take this one from "airzzee".
 Truly I cant stand that. I couldn't have even married her in the first place. Anyway, everybody has their own criteria and yardstick for a life-partner.
,, ,But they have improves tremendously now;, ,; They improved beyond comprehension.

First, what cant you stand? A good woman who doesn't speak perfect English? Is it leprosy or HIV she has? okay lets see whether we in Nairaland can stand you, on your chosen standard! wink undecided
You can agree with me that Nigerians do NOT like reading. I doubt if your wife is an exception.

Now, you cant say everybody "has", the correct word is "have", as in everybody "have" their own criteria bla bla bla.
Again, you cant say "they have improves  tremendously.   shocked shocked
Since it is in the "past, present-continuous  participle", it has to be "they have improved tremendously!  tongue tongue

Now, which Nigerians are you referring to, that dont like reading? Count me out.
Most of us finished all the Hardley Chase series, Mills & Booms and one other Nigerian author series whose name is not readily coming to my mind now, before the age of eleven! I read so voraciously that l would read even the wrapper of things like groundnut, bought at the school gate grin

Well, by their English we shall know them!

BTW: dont take this too serious, my intention is just to provide a funny angle to this discuss, not to malign someones grammar or diction though l bet you wont like being used as an example[b][/b]
Please dont take offense O! (prostrating and rolling on the floor in pleading).

Mischief! Mischief!! Mischief!!! grin grin grin
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by AMIRACH: 3:23pm On Jan 08, 2010
dont worry poster she will definitely pick up when she start receiving lessons and corrections from her little kids, cos she has to help them do their homework.
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by Eaglebabe: 3:29pm On Jan 08, 2010
Remember she is an adult,learning will not take place as it will in a younger person.Encourage her to read novels and watch educative programes.If u don't tackle it now, it will affect your children.
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by darosha: 3:42pm On Jan 08, 2010
o boy u 4up,sha na now ur eye just dey open.i beg no they make noise 4 our ears, because when u dey do am he dey swit u y be say na now wa u don dey tired u com dey complain.guy grow up and enjoy dat tin and stop embarrassing ur wife.
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by agabaI23(m): 3:53pm On Jan 08, 2010
lovemoi2:

Nigerians!!!!! nods head

is English a nigerian language?? i see alot of Germans, Italians, Chinese people, Korean people that cant speak correct English
and no one makes a big deal about it, they love their accent and appreciate their country and people

love yourselves Nigerians, be yourselves
Thank you very much sis kiss This is exactly an argument I get into very often but some people will find every reason to excuse the Europeans but not their brothers.
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by mendax: 4:13pm On Jan 08, 2010
yada yada yada!!
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by agabaI23(m): 4:13pm On Jan 08, 2010
@lastpage

Wait a bit prof!
Now, you cant say everybody "has", the correct word is "have", as in everybody "have" their own criteria bla bla bla.
'Everybody has' is right. 'Everybody have' is bullet.

'Everybody has their' is bullet. It can be overlooked in an informal discusion like this one but not in a formal context. Everybody has his/her is probably right but I am not  English grin
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by sulad82i(m): 4:18pm On Jan 08, 2010
lovemoi2:

Nigerians!!!!! nods head

is English a nigerian language?? i see alot of Germans, Italians, Chinese people, Korean people that cant speak correct English
and no one makes a big deal about it, they love their accent and appreciate their country and people

love yourselves Nigerians, be yourselves

Don’t always believe what you see, read, or hear. All those people that we see on TV speaking their own language, eg football players from Brazil, Argentina or elsewhere,, they have the same problem too. Although they speak their own language at that moment, but please watch and take note, most of them learn to speak English sooner or later cos they get alienated about the whole issue of having to be interpreted all the time. The number one thing that I have noticed which has forced lots of people to learn English is the money part, cos they are told they can earn more money if they speak English. And who doesnt want more. But the bottom line is, there is a system that has being developed in a town, city or country, that has already being in place. It can be changed, but the person gets changed first, to adapt to that system, even if he or she wants to changed that system he  will still need to understand and know how the system works.
If u can change urself to an achiever, pple will accept u for u are, and not what you are suppose to be.
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by sulad82i(m): 4:21pm On Jan 08, 2010
@poster

but really, if ur wife's English hasn't changed in 2 years. Then it seems u did not put any effort to help either
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by denzel2009: 4:48pm On Jan 08, 2010
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by Nobody: 4:50pm On Jan 08, 2010
denzel2009:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Liqk2gSE160&NR=1


lol, I said it wink cheesy grin It's a funny one though
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by Jbols2001(m): 5:39pm On Jan 08, 2010
Bad Shape
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by koolchicco: 6:13pm On Jan 08, 2010
@OP

Is your wife the 'DO DO DO' type? If yes then, lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

Watch this: (0:22 precisely)
[flash=425,344]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Liqk2gSE160&hl=en_US&fs=1&[/flash]
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by chiogo(f): 8:05pm On Jan 08, 2010
denzel2009:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Liqk2gSE160&NR=1

OMG!! LMAO @ do do do. But the man forced it later on, fussing about her dressing and all. That's just bullshiit. And how come they weren't acting like a married couple? funny stuff anyway.
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by slimes(m): 8:25pm On Jan 08, 2010
English language is the official language of Nigeria, Business and most societies. It is therefore imperative to learn it so as to be in vogue with the world.
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by airzzee(m): 10:29pm On Jan 08, 2010
lastpage:

I have chosen to be "mischievous"  shocked this time around but l am doing it in a jovial mood so, peeps should not take offense!

I noticed a lot of advice and surprisingly, castigation and an attempt to embarrass the Poster! Like the Good book said, "cast the first stone, if you have no sin"?

Where l am going is that some  people are "grandstanding on this grammar issue" and since they say "He who must come to Equity, must come with clean hands".
I will highlight a few examples.
just on this page alone!
@lwkmd
By definition, an ingrate is someone who, given something, is unappreciative towards the giver!
Can l ask what it was that you gave the Poster? His wife?
How does seeking help in improving your wife translates to being an ingrate? Is this just for the sake of sounding like someone who has the command of big english grammar? grin

or this one @anataala
First, what cant you stand? A good woman who doesn't speak perfect English? Is it leprosy or HIV she has? okay lets see whether we in Nairaland can stand you, on your chosen standard! wink undecided

Now, you cant say everybody "[b]has", the correct word is "have", as in everybody "have" their own criteria bla bla bla.
Again, you cant say "they have improve[color=#990000]s
  tremendously.   shocked shocked
Since it is in the "past, present-continuous  participle", it has to be "they have improved tremendously!  tongue tongue[/b][/color]

Now, which Nigerians are you referring to, that dont like reading? Count me out.
Most of us finished all the Hardley Chase series, Mills & Booms and one other Nigerian author series whose name is not readily coming to my mind now, before the age of eleven! I read so voraciously that l would read even the wrapper of things like groundnut, bought at the school gate grin

Well, by their English we shall know them!

BTW: dont take this too serious, my intention is just to provide a funny angle to this discuss, not to malign someones grammar or diction though l bet you wont like being used as an example[b][/b]
Please dont take offense O! (prostrating and rolling on the floor in pleading).

Mischief! Mischief!! Mischief!!! grin grin grin

agabaI23:


@lastpage

Wait a bit prof!'Everybody has' is right. 'Everybody have' is bullet.

'Everybody has their' is bullet. It can be overlooked in an informal discusion like this one but not in a formal context. Everybody has his/her is probably right but I am not  English grin


Thanks agaba for correcting the 'professor.' You don't say *"everybody have, "  The correct syntax is "Everybody has, "

If you had read my post, you would agree with me that that very expression is a typographical error. I couldnt have written *"they have improves." I believe you know that the computer keyboard has the letters 's' and 'd' beside each other. I couldnt have used a verb in its simple present tense in the place of a perfective or what rookies call participle. I think I have grown beyond that.

But note that:

1. You do not say, *"Everybody have, " that is wrong grammar. The correct version is "Everybody has, "

2. I saw where you wrote, *"dont take this too serious, "

Please, the correct expression is, *"Dont take this too seriously"

You don't need to disgrace yourself, when you actually do not know. You remind me of a boy who, in an attempt to correct a girl that spoke bad English, said, *"SIMPLE ENGLISH YOU CAN'T SPOKE!"

So, I advise you hide your ignorance a little.



@agaba, Thank you again for correcting this 'prof.' However,

"Everybody has their" is VERY CORRECT, and standard usage. "Everybody has his/her, " is also correct but substandard, according to COMPETENT NATIVE SPEAKER. We're all speakers of English as a Second Language.

- We also say "Everybody has done their work." and stuff llike that.

@'Prof' Lastpage,
I also believe the poster's problem is not close to what NL members are writing on this very post. It must be something very poor and awful.

In conclusion, Lastpage, let's not divert this very topic to irrelevant issues. We also do not know who we talk to on NL, so we need to be a little mature about wwhatever we say, especially when it comes to serious sections of NL. If you are on those sexuality & other undergraduate sections, you know you are dealing with teenagers and probably adolescents. But, in serious sections like politics, business and topic as this, let us "hold body small." It could be the difference b/w honour and disgrace.


@agaba, "I throway my salute!"
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by redsun(m): 12:22am On Jan 09, 2010
What does she need to speak english for?Are u english?does she need it to make u happy or survive?Is she stupid?
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by Fhemmmy: 2:25am On Jan 09, 2010
If your english is better, help her to be better.
I am sure when you were playing lovey dovey, the english has always been like that.
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by Busybody2(f): 2:55am On Jan 09, 2010
Er, to Dr Agaba and whomever else has the ball to bell the cat - na gentlelady i be, and i dey always like to mind my business all the time - can you also kindly tell Professor LASTPAGE that the word "INGRATE" was used in the right context i.e. the person used the word to describe the OP as an ungrateful person who should instead be giving thanks to God for giving him a good wife whose only flaw was her inability to speak good English undecided
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by Fhemmmy: 2:58am On Jan 09, 2010
Busy_body:

Er, to Dr Agaba and whomever else has them to bell the cat - na gentlelady i be, and i dey always like to mind my business all the time - can you also kindly tell Professor LASTPAGE that the word "INGRATE" was used in the right context i.e. the person used the word to describe the OP as an ungrateful person who should instead be giving thanks to God for giving him a good wife whose only flaw was her inability to speak good English.

I kinda agree with you.
I ave a feeling that the dude is just looking for reasons to cheat.
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by Nobody: 3:03am On Jan 09, 2010
@mitchelin89

English is taught in Nigeria right from Kindergarten. It is our lingua franca. There is no excuse for not knowing it.

I dont think everybody had the privilege to get an education. No be everyone  be ajebutter
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by Nobody: 4:25am On Jan 09, 2010
i remember back in school - there was this HOT chick who was like interested in me - the gal err had everyting in the right places, beautiful complexion, she knew how to dress -but her english - man i could not exchange two words with her without cringing inside.

@ op, you were able to cope with your wife's bad grammer when she was an interest, a girlfriend, a fiance, and when you first got married . deal with it

i'm suspecting it may be a case of an elevation in your status and sudden concerns that madam is not Behind enough


lots of naija big men, esp those retired generals - have second wives who are the er public ones probably for this same reason
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by Nobody: 4:28am On Jan 09, 2010
oyb:

i remember back in school - there was this HOT chick who was like interested in me - the gal err had everyting in the right places, beautiful complexion, she knew how to dress -but her english - man i could not exchange two words with her without cringing inside.
Now everybodyz got a story to tell grin grin tongue
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by Nobody: 4:33am On Jan 09, 2010
FL Gators:

@mitchelin89

I dont think everybody had the privilege to get an education. No be everyone  be ajebutter


Like say I be ajebota. Nor be for one village for Esan, where i dey attend "garri school", dey ship me go Lagos? I came to Italy when I was just 10. I practically learnt English by myself because, although it was taught in school, it wasn't comparable to using it as your lingua franca.
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by Nobody: 4:35am On Jan 09, 2010
michelin89:

Like say I be ajebota. Nor be for one village for Esan, where i dey attend "garri school", dey ship me go Lagos? I came to Italy when I was just 10. I practically learnt English by myself because, although it was taught in school, it wasn't comparable to using it as your lingua franca.
Omg, I think you read my diary. . . . same circumstance, different location.

But still, not everyone was able to leave the village
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by Nobody: 4:40am On Jan 09, 2010
FL Gators:

Omg, I think you read my diary. . . . same circumstance, different location.

But still, not everyone was able to leave the village


You sef. How do you know she grew up in the village? cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by lovemoi2(f): 4:41am On Jan 09, 2010
sulad82i:

Don’t always believe what you see, read, or hear. All those people that we see on TV speaking their own language,  eg football players from Brazil, Argentina or elsewhere,,  they have the same problem too. Although they speak their own language at that moment, but please watch and take note, most of them learn to speak English sooner or later cos they get alienated about the whole issue of having to be interpreted all the time. The number one thing that I have noticed which has forced lots of people to learn English is the money part, cos they are told they can earn more money if they speak English. And who doesnt want more. But the bottom line is, there is a system that has being developed in a town, city or country, that has already being in place. It can be changed, but the person gets changed first, to adapt to that system, even if he or she wants to changed that system he  will still need to understand and know how the system works.
If u can change urself to an achiever, pple will accept u for u are, and not what you are suppose to be.
what da hell are u talking about, i am talking about people i eat with, live with, work with attend classes with, and u talking about tv

i still stand by my point
Nigerians need to love themselves and their country
i wish i can even speak a nigerian language
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by Nobody: 4:44am On Jan 09, 2010
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Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by No2Atheism(m): 4:45am On Jan 09, 2010
FL Gators:

Omg, I think you read my diary. . . . same circumstance, different location.

But still, not everyone was able to leave the village



FL Gators:

Omg, I think you read my diary. . . . same circumstance, different location.

But still, not everyone was able to leave the village


Village champion . . . .thank goodness that some of us also grew up in the e-village.
Re: My Wife's English Is Terrible! by Nobody: 4:47am On Jan 09, 2010
rotflmaooo, you no well tongue
But I still be champion sha cool

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