Have you ever?

Pigs would fly that day.

Girls are the ones always in a relationship, while their boyfriends are out there claiming monk & a list of other ridiculous things to appear honourable in the eyes of other women

So anyway yesterday I was watching a show called my crazy ex. This girl met a guy & they started dating blah blah blah. First time they tried to have sex he couldn't perform & she just wrote it off as nerves. Next time he took her out for a picnic under a tree, they had sex & he did well. Later she found out that the guy has something called dendrophilia, which is a sexual attraction to trees. Turned out the tree they had sex under was his "real GF". I thought wow, so this guy can't get it up unless in the presence of his GF, the tree. What a love! If only many guys were as faithful to their GFs as he is. LOL! Pipe dream!

Let me think about it.

Hell might freeze over the day a guy says those words

I said it so many times

Its very stupid for a guy to say he is in a relationship...



A guy is either single or married. Fullstop.

Haba, yes nau....done that a coupla times.

Yep

I told a gal am already dating someone else

she gave me space

unfortunately d oda gal messed up

Anyways my point is am fed up with d way those beautiful ladies that posted before me generalized d whole thing

no matter wat there are some weird people that don't like wat is d norm of d day

ZarZar:
Pigs would fly that day.

Girls are the ones always in a relationship, while their boyfriends are out there claiming monk & a list of other ridiculous things to appear honourable in the eyes of other women

Speak for your bf alone.

firstking01:
Speak for your bf alone.

Hello? I get hit on by other people's BFs too & they tell me all kinds of (laughable) things, except that they have a GF.

Stereotypes everywhere though.

You want to tell me that outta over 500M unmarried young men all over the world, you won't find at least 10M who'd turn a girl's advances down?

That's shallow.

Newsflash: I have seen guys within my sphere of contact do it o'er and o'er again.

dingbang:
Its very stupid for a guy to say he is in a relationship...



A guy is either single or married. Fullstop.

Chisos!!! I don't believe someone thinks like this... Thumbs up

ZarZar:


Hello? I get hit on by other people's BFs too & they tell me all kinds of (laughable) things, except that they have a GF.

Well, most atimes revealing the fact that we(guys) are in a relationship could cost or obstruct us from meeting the right girl, owing to the fact on how ya lots misbehave these days in a relationships esp if the guy loves you.

firstking01:
Well, most atimes revealing the fact that we(guys) are in a relationship could cost or obstruct us from meeting the right girl, owing to the fact on how ya lots misbehave these days in a relationships esp if the guy loves you.

How is that fair? That's like having one foot in & one foot out. But whatever, go on with your bad selves.

ZarZar:


How is that fair? That's like having one foot in & one foot out. But whatever, go on with your bad selves.

Bad selves??, you can't blame us dear.

firstking01:
Bad selves??, you can't blame us dear.

Who is to blame?

ZarZar:


Who is to blame?

Ya lots for your ill-mannerisms....btw, you no dey sleep ni, just woke up to see your mention and in a bid to quote you back you are already replying .

firstking01:
Ya lots for your ill-mannerisms....btw, you no dey sleep ni, just woke up to see your mention and in a bid to quote you back you are already replying .

I have to go to work Who sleep epp? LOL!

Not all women are ill mannered. Take that back!

ZarZar:


I have to go to work Who sleep epp? LOL!

Not all women are ill mannered. Take that back!

Work??, thought work starts by 8.am....which part of the federation are you resident??...

Bumbae1:
Hell might freeze over the day a guy says those words

What is the big deal in a guy saying it

firstking01:
Work??, thought work starts by 8.am....which part of the federation are you resident??...

The early bird catches the biggest worm. Btw, it's one hour ahead where I am. Making it 07:33

ZarZar:


The early bird catches the biggest worm. Btw, it's one hour ahead where I am. Making it 07:33

Hmmmm, so, you are a bird...And btw, not all early birds are lucky to catch the biqqest worm....which country is that cos i know nigeria is 1hr ahead of london and most other european contries including accra??

well,à guy told me that.

firstking01:
Hmmmm, so, you are a bird...And btw, not all early birds are lucky to catch the biqqest worm....which country is that cos i know nigeria is 1hr ahead of london and most other european contries including accra??

The possibility of catching a fattie is motivation enough for me to haul myself out of bed as early as possible. I'm in South Africa.

ZarZar:


The possibility of catching a fattie is motivation enough for me to haul myself out of bed as early as possible. I'm in South Africa.

You a south african??

firstking01:
You a south african??

Yes What did you think I was.

ZarZar:


Yes What did you think I was.

A nigerian....never really seen a south african this open with expressiveness....might be wrong tho.

firstking01:
A nigerian....never really seen a south african this open with expressiveness....might be wrong tho.

You ARE wrong, I'm proof. The other South Africans on this forum are quite outspoken as well, so I'm not sure how you came to that conclusion. We talk. A lot.

ZarZar:


You ARE wrong, I'm proof. The other South Africans on this forum are quite outspoken as well, so I'm not sure how you came to that conclusion. We talk. A lot.

Hmmm, And where's your pix

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ZarZar:
Pigs would fly that day.

Girls are the ones always in a relationship, while their boyfriends are out there claiming monk & a list of other ridiculous things to appear honourable in the eyes of other women

So anyway yesterday I was watching a show called my crazy ex. This girl met a guy & they started dating blah blah blah. First time they tried to have sex he couldn't perform & she just wrote it off as nerves. Next time he took her out for a picnic under a tree, they had sex & he did well. Later she found out that the guy has something called dendrophilia, which is a sexual attraction to trees. Turned out the tree they had sex under was his "real GF". I thought wow, so this guy can't get it up unless in the presence of his GF, the tree. What a love! If only many guys were as faithful to their GFs as he is. LOL! Pipe dream!

Are you for real? attraction to trees?

firstking01:
Hmmm, And where's your pix

Where's yours?

9jayes:
Have you ever?

yes! a whole lot of times. Even as when I knew my girl was cheating on me. I just don't want to go down in history as what they say "all men are the same".