I am very new to Nairaland. I just joined this year. Whether intentionally or not, I had the intention to be very popular on Nairaland, to probably be the most popular. I think I am achieving my aim already after few months. When there is a new thread, I jump to comment. Without thinking about the complexities of threads, I quickly want to comment. In less than six months, I have over 2500 posts. That's great. I'm achieving my aim! I may have very few topics but the high number of my posts is an achievement since just about anything done successfully is an achievement. When I don't agree with some controversial threads, my only defense is the OP is childish or that the thread is senseless. All the guys and the girls know me. I am intentionally rude towards guys on Nairaland to prove I am a Nairaland feminist and prove I am not a pushover. I am on Nairaland to slay. I want to be eternally noticed. I really act like I am a saint too. It is my strategy to score some real Nairaland guys, not the fake ones behind different monikers trying to popularize the main moniker. Now that I have been noticed, I need more pms. But I have to be careful too so that I don't get to deactivate. Plus, though my posts are over 2500 in about six months, I call someone whose posts are about 400 in one year jobless and other members cheer me on. I am the number 1 Slay Queen of Nairaland.

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Who am I?

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Halfpenny:
Who am I?

The Numero Uno Slay Queen of Nairaland. .

Is this a riddle?

sexybbstar:
You are a slay queen and your moniker shows the {m}... My friend, go and deactivate. Bbstar don catch you.

Can you identify sarcasm when you see one? I guess I treated your present attitude in this piece.

solasolasola:
The Numero Uno Slay Queen of Nairaland. .

You have to guess who that slayer is

TrapQueen77:



Is this a riddle?

Sarcasm. I think your knowledge of sarcasm may be high.

Halfpenny:


You have to guess who that slayer is

My thread is for all Nairaland slay queens. No one, in particular, in mind.

solasolasola:
Sarcasm. I think your knowledge of sarcasm may be high.

Actually i dont like using that word SARCASM coz it sounds so brutal to me..

Hmm.. lemme crash here..

Seems this gonna b gud

Na wa oo
Smh!!
The things certain humans find relevant shaaa..

AswearuGOD..i dunno knw u.

Huee:
Na wa oo
Smh!!
The things certain humans find relevant shaaa..

SMH!

smardray:
AswearuGOD..i dunno knw u.

I am not a slay queen.

Commenter: What do you wanna be when you grow up?

You: The most popular person on Nairaland

Commenter:

jashar:
Commenter: What do you wanna be when you grow up?

You: The most popular person on Nairaland

Commenter:

I hope you do not think the "YOU" character is me. I am no slay queen.

Last last op must run mad



anyways..........

thepussyhunter:
Last last op must run mad



anyways..........

But you're no slay queen. You were not supposed to give a Bleep in the first place.

Huee:
Na wa oo
Smh!!
The things certain humans find relevant shaaa..

hi huee

solasolasola:
But you're no slay queen. You were not supposed to give a Bleep in the first place.

well.......

thepussyhunter:


well.......

Not give a Bleep meme is stale. Be creative.

solasolasola:
Not give a Bleep meme is stale. Be creative.

ok



truth is.......

sexybbstar:
You are a slay queen and your moniker shows the {m}... My friend, go and deactivate. Bbstar don catch you.

You are obviously not bright. OP is clearly being sarcastic.

Sola u giving too many fuvks this morning o
Let her ketch u

thepussyhunter:



ok



truth is.......

Any other vapid meme?

Lalas247:
Sola u giving too many fuvks this morning o
Let her ketch u

This thread is not addressed to one person in particular. It is addressed to Nairaland slay queens.

This is why we have condoms ..

Slay kill