Arsenalholic1:
A lot of people need to learn how to loosen up. It's not everything logic applies to.

This post was simply to make you relax and laugh a little. Catch in on it and stop being so staid.

dfrost:


My brother, some people's sense of humour is warped actually so don't blame them.

brandydaniells:
come oo who is maryam .........

pocohantas:


This is a lady's inbox. It shows that there were previous messages sent to the guy or she is expected to reply...but somehow, it doesn't show in those guys inbox. Probably because he deletes it. What does that make the guy?

You guys don't know how illogical some of these posts are.

phensbassey:
let me add mine
When you are dating a God fearing educated & civilized woman who has class & ambition you get texts such as these:-

6:00am.

Good Morning my dear. Hope you had a wonderful night. How are you today? Wake up say your prayers & get ready for work. Don't forget to apply for that vacancy I showed you yesterday Love you!

12pm -

Yes darling. hope you have taken your lunch? I am heading out for lunch now. Talk later. Take care of yourself. Love you -

6pm

Hello Prince ' I'm at Crunchies Fast food now what should I buy for you?

........................................

But when you are dating any of this Slay Queen Bae whose asset is her looks as well as crazy with fashion' you get texts
such as these:--

6am

Hello Boo! How far naa! Was Fun yesterday at d club. Hope u are not still
having d hang over. Lol PLS remember to send me Credit. See u later.

12pm

I'm broke! Can u just help me out with some money if u can. I want to change
my wardrobe. Muah!

6pm

Hi Boo' looks like u ve forgotten d shoes u promised me. Anyways' I'm at d shop where they sell Human hair & Clothes. Just eyeing this beautiful make - up kit. U will like it!
Muah!

............................................

But when u don't date at all u get texts like:-

Airtel:-

Enjoy 6 times the value of every recharge on the Airtel network when you recharge with * 555*PIN#.

New Offer! Get N1950 to call all networks + 100MB data, SMS V500 to 131. Cost N500. Val/7days

MTN:-

Dear customer do you know that you can
confirm your BVN from your phone? Simply dial * 565*0# this service costs
N20!!! # TGIF

Your number is among the people selected to win 20million naira.... Call Mr
SOLOMON on 08036161....... to claim your prize

Fuckshiit:
fûçking screen grab your inbox let's fûçking compare & contrast