So there's this chick I stalk every night on Instagram. Right! after so much persuasion and self esteem building. I decided to take the next step, try my luck, rock the boat. I chose the good old fashion DM as my medium. Took me two days to compose the perfect message(i'm not lying) Chose my theme, applied word play, Proof read etc. I Did stuff I didn't even do for my essays in o'level (I was the only person that needed extra lessons for English) but seriously, I could get a Nobel Prize for the message I sent. Probably even solve the world peace problem with it. I said my prayers as I copied then pasted the message on the typing bar and waited.
It has been 5 days and counting now, still no reply. I'm not that kind of person that loses hope easily.Probably she travelled to her village and the internet is bad there. You know that trees cause interference and all those physics stuff. Maybe she's sick. I should even send her a get well soon card. Nevertheless I'll wait. The middle to my critics.

http://lagboyinibadan..com.ng/2017/06/the-dm-dilemma.html?m=1

I'm not begging anyone to click the link

This is lame