Just at the junction of my area, I saw this beautiful lady dropped from a taxi. She looks so confused and worried. As a sharp boy, I try approach her to no wetin be the matter. She said she came to visit a friend but the guy number is switch off and she don't know where he lives. I ask if the guy was aware of her coming and she say yes. That he's the one that invited her.
Based on her story, it happens they but met on facebook so they just trying to see now. She came all the way from Lagos down to Minna.
She ask if I can help her stay@my place till the following day and I said no problem. It was getting late(around 8:30pm) will see no call. So I took her to the eatery. She ate from there to my regular joint were we drink some beer. Getting back home she took her bath. So will started gisting and getting to know each other more. Within my mind I no the night is mine cos of the rate we gist and play. I quickly rushed to a nearby pharmacy to get kiss(condom) and also tramadol(200mg).
11pm we both are already on the bed when the guy call just enter. The guy pleaded that something happen that makes his phone off. He ask the lady were she's so that he can come to pick her.
Before I know the lady has started packing are things to leave. I felt so bad cos am already in agro (sex mode).

If na you bros will you allow her to go despite all the wahala?
To nairalander sure guys

OP it's good that they collected your phone and striped you naked. next time you will stop stealing.

so you can't help her except for your hidden agenda, what do you expect her to do, stay with you when the rightful owner is around?

https://www.nairaland.com/3834448/7-reasons-shouldnt-try-woman#57091115 read that s h I t.

its guys like u dat make some girls think dat a guy cant help a girl without strings attached. bro go and use "omo" and "hypo" and wash ur mind well well...

Are you not?

OP you be big mumu

H

Gentlevin:
its guys like u dat make some girls think dat a guy cant help a girl without strings attached. bro go and use "omo" and "hypo" and wash ur mind well well...

Oh!!!!
Pretender
They form saint

NNAMDIII:
OP you be big mumu

In wat way bro?

olatunyemi:
so you can't help her except for your hidden agenda, what do you expect her to do, stay with you when the rightful owner is around?

She dey crazy.
Who's the owner?
The man she neva see

Alphamale2017:
OP it's good that they collected your phone and striped you naked. next time you will stop stealing.

kikikikikikikiki

Hmmm if na me ,

oh make I no talk but u fück up
u for buy Spanish fly mix am for orijin gv her

she go forget d guy

Good for you. You expect the lady to ditch a guy she might have properbly been chatting for months for you, just because you guys had an half hours gist.

Nedfed:


She dey crazy. Who's the owner? The man she neva see

You are the conductor but the driver is the other guy involved

Nedfed:


She dey crazy. Who's the owner? The man she neva see

You are the conductor but the driver is the other guy involved

Young03:
Hmmm if na me ,


oh make I no talk but u fück up

u for buy Spanish fly mix am for orijin gv her


she go forget d guy

She won give me do now.
But has the guy call she change her mind.
Never no wat she and the guy are into.

olatunyemi:

You are the conductor but the driver is the other guy involved

Forget bros.
No be when he knows the address he go pick her?

Garrirevenge:
Good for you. You expect the lady to ditch a guy she might have properbly been chatting for months for you, just because you guys had an half hours gist.

Does she knw the guy plan for her.
Na the puna they pain me.
You don't maybe na ritual the guy won use her do.

The Kind of Un calculated Risk people take these days, A girl U are just meeting for the first time, what if she is an Evil Spirit in Human Clothing?

nursennenny:
kikikikikikikiki

Tooooor.
Neva knw you see dis.
The guy(Alphamale2017) issue no be here abeg.

cheddahboy:
The Kind of Un calculated Risk people take these days, A girl U are just meeting for the first time, what if she is an Evil Spirit in Human Clothing?

You might sound right bro.
But other way round.
what if am a rapist or ritualist?
Na so she go enter DEN right.
Will all take risk

Nedfed:



Tooooor.
Neva knw you see dis.
The guy(Alphamale2017) issue no be here abeg.

what I do ?? what does I do to u that u are accusation me like this ?? what I do??

Alphamale2017:
what I do ?? what does I do to u that u are accusation me like ?? what I do??

Bros you does nothing.
Just dey apraise you.
Bad guy

Nedfed:

Bros you does nothing. Just dey apraise you. Bad guy

henhen. thankGod. I talk it that am innocent. I knowed

cheddahboy:
The Kind of Un calculated Risk people take these days, A girl U are just meeting for the first time, what if she is an Evil Spirit in Human Clothing?

taaah leave there, even if he meet her for the first time, don't think he didn't calculate ,he calculated it . I knowed him from young. the guy is very gud on maths subject. we growed together so I knowed. pls nedfed , explain him more so he shall believe.

Alphamale2017:
taaah leave there, even if he meet her for the first time, don't think he didn't calculate ,he calculated it . I knowed him from young. the guy is very gud on maths subject. we growed together so I knowed. pls nedfed , explain him more so he shall believe.

cheddahboy
I tot av told you the story before, kindly help in doing dat thanks.

Young03:
Hmmm if na me ,


oh make I no talk but u fück up

u for buy Spanish fly mix am for orijin gv her


she go forget d guy

From ur comment and your dreadlock post, bro, you de very very irresponsible, you probably de take weed and de do yahoo too. You need Christ, HELL FIRE IS REAL, better repent. Voice of God de come in many ways, maybe God de speak to you through me...

If u watch d series How I Met Your Mum, u must have watched d one they titled "Sexless Innkeeper" na wetin u be for this situation now.

U no sabi play game atall first of all I know the guy may call at anytime so the first thing I will do is to collect her phone pretend that Nepa will definitely take light by 12am so the need to plug it for her.. Immediately I will put the phone on airplane mode or switch it off.. ..

You already bought condoms and sex enhancement medication?

She didn't just think you are a ...., you really are.