TheUmbra:




Since your anencephaly is severe you forgot you quoted me first.

Your frustration has only just begun. Old unproductive dry bone!

Shroud:
dumb retárd. How many times will you repeat that lame line? No wonder you can only edit a scathing remark back when you are completely shellacked.

Shroud's mother's continues use of that cockroach-bitten pants is hindering your mental health

Shroud:
See painment

Old, balding waste of human flesh with grey hair on his Shroud's scrotum is editing posts as a form of attack.

Your Shroud's mother must have conceived you him during her menopause to make you him a shameless, socially mal-adapted idiot.

The moniker you called as a witness has rejected you Shroud like a leprosy sufferer. Aren't you ashamed? He is calling on the mods to restrain you from mentioning him with your epileptic drool

Lonely bastard

TheUmbra:


Since your anencephaly is severe you forgot you quoted me first.

Your frustration has only just begun. Old unproductive dry bone!

laudate:


Eeyah! Your problems are enormous, o! Obviously you do not have a day job, that is why you think everyone spends their whole time on NL listening to your drivel. I don't need him or anyone to put you in your place. Like I said before, you are simply the market place buffoon or lunatic, that is only good for entertainment. Keep ranting, raving and proving to the whole world that you are only fit for the asylum. Please strive to entertain us further with your lunacy. You are another Xtrorse. Hehehehe....

Shroud:
Says the son of curb prostitute who has quoted back everyone of my post

Your Shroud's amnesia is a family inheritance as your his mother lacks the power of remembrance to identify one of the thousands lounge-lizards who got her pregnant for you him.

Demented waste of sperm and vagina fluid like you Shroud. You called the in full spelling of his moniker in hopes he will chip in a word for you. You Shroud, your self-esteem is obviously build on people's perception of you.

Inebriated plonker

laudate:


Hahahaha.... and Shroud the psychopath comes back spewing more bile in his pitiful attempt to entertain us. I don't need to call anyone's moniker to chip in any word for me. Why on earth would I do that? You are the one that needs a sidekick for your antics. And I can see that theUmbra has stepped into that role to lick your arse. Didn't I tell you earlier, that you are the market buffoon or lunatic? Your nickname should be 'insanity raised to the highest degree'. Oya, continue entertaining us with your ranting, raving and toxic vituperations. One day, you will win an award for your efforts....hehehe!

Shroud:
But you're the only one mentioning people's monikers in full here ! You're like a madman who somehow miraculously still retains enough cognition to be aware of his demency

47 wasted years on earth, 11 if which is spent strutting the vast boulevard of Nairaland looking for his purpose on earth

Wasted birth!!! Oya edit and quote it back to me again.

laudate:


Oh boy, 47 wasted years? Are you referring to yourself? Gosh, you must be bloody ancient, o! You are now obsessing about the length of time I spent on NL. Eeyah, why does this fact hurt you to the bone? It is just making you hyperventilate, unnecessarily. Why, I wonder? Are you jealous of my longevity on this forum? The thing is I only drop in here for a few weeks at a stretch, but take long breaks of several months away from the board, when I am busy on various projects. Ok, now that its' clear this issue causes you so much pain, please throw another tantrum, reel out more obscenities and entertain us with more vulgarity. We all know how you roll!

Shroud:
@Shroud the emboldened, and the retardéd skank takes the pain to explain his wasted years in Nairaland to me and anyone who cares to read.

We don't care how you became mad, grandpa. We just know Shroud you're mad, lonely, frustrated and a Nairaland-addict who has incurred black yansh, body odour and unkept facial hairs for the past 11 years of your Nairaland existence.

You feel my disses real good that's why you're trying to explain your lousy life to me. Who cares!!!

Shroud, Explain it to your parents who should have invested the money for your education in yam plantation and reap bountiful harvest than your depleted life can ever yield.

Idiot. I'm sure if your Shroud's father ever knew you Shroud were just another scum projected from his loins, he would have wañked you him off on his bathroom floor so you flow into the sewage pit and be part of the eternal cycle of human waste.

Amoeba!

laudate:


Eeyah, my time spent on NL is causing you to have a fit of apoplexy, isn't it? What a pity! Actually, it makes me really happy to see you this mad. Oh, you just always behave true to type, don't you? Remember I asked you to please throw another tantrum, reel out more obscenities and entertain us with more vulgarity? And you just did!! Well done, boy! Continue to show us just how much filth, muck and deep seated bile exists in your mind.

Shroud:
I noticed I'm the only one you quote his posts back to that's because they hurt you real bad.

I'm the devil to torment you

Shroud, You go die today.

Seems your Shroud's parents have long abandoned you him and you're he is unable to marry because no woman will have a second glance at a nauseating adult-child who couldn't clean his own ass after defecating.

Keep forcing yourself on Nairaland to be adopted as an internet baby.

Yam-chewing billygoat

laudate:


Oh, you keep making me laugh over and over again, with your childish theatrics. Why on earth would I be hurt over the responses of a psychopath like you? I mean, it is so obvious that you have deep-rooted mental problems, which is why I can never take you seriously. If you were a well-adjusted sane individual, you would not regurgitate such bile, filthy lies and pitiful drivel at the slightest opportunity.

I mean, why on earth do you think anyone would be bothered, or take you seriously, or loose any sleep over the pathetic garbage you relish in dishing out? C'mon, your job here is to entertain us with your pitiful remarks. Keep hating those who are so much better than you are. Now, please do us all a favour - throw another tantrum, respond with more vitriol and unleash more profane outbursts to amuse everyone. You are the market buffoon or lunatic after all. We are waiting...!

laudate:


Everyone, come and see! Wey all of una dey? Can you see his foul response? Later, you chaps will say I should not respond. I hope you are all taking notes, o. Where is that guy who was calling the mods, again? Has he seen this one?

Shroud:
You aren't laughing. You're still writhing from the pains of the burnt coal I set in your heart

Aren't you the imbecilé who screamed to the mods that you can't ignore my scathing insults here?
Hahahahaha. I told you you're suffering amnesia due to old age!

Are you waiting for your son to inherit your 11 years old moniker?

laudate:

I told you earlier, how on earth can anyone be pained by the pathetic antics of a psychopath like you, who is well known to be suffering from deep seated mental problems?? You sef, check am nah. If a mad man on the street calls a sane man crazy names, wouldn't onlookers feel sorry for that mad man and make jest of him, just like I have been doing over your remarks till now? If you were in the shoes of the onlookers, would you be upset and challenge him to a verbal duel?

Anyone with a discerning mind can recognise the difference between foul and polite language, which was why I called you out earlier. That other chap also did the same thing to you, and even reported you to the mods! Now you are seeing it as a sign of pain? Chai! You are so out of tune with reality. Your mental problems are far more serious than I thought. Are you sure you have taken your meds today?

Now, please don't ruin our fun. Kindly throw some more tantrums, roll on the floor, wail in despair then launch additional negative rants and vile epithets, all over this thread. You can only be used as sport. We are waiting!

ewa26:
shroud I will make you oily Yoruba jollof rice if you stop arguing with laudate ok

laudate:

I told you earlier, how on earth can anyone be pained by the pathetic antics of a psychopath like you, who is well known to be suffering from deep seated mental problems?? You sef, check am nah. If a mad man on the street calls a sane man crazy names, wouldn't onlookers feel sorry for that mad man and make jest of him, just like I have been doing over your remarks till now? If you were in the shoes of the onlookers, would you be upset and challenge him to a verbal duel?

Anyone with a discerning mind can recognise the difference between foul and polite language, which was why I called you out earlier. That other chap also did the same thing to you, and even reported you to the mods! Now you are seeing it as a sign of pain? Chai! You are so out of tune with reality. Your mental problems are far more serious than I thought. Are you sure you have taken your meds today?

Now, please don't ruin our fun. Kindly throw some more tantrums, roll on the floor, wail in despair then launch additional negative rants and vile epithets, all over this thread. You can only be used as sport. We are waiting!

Shroud:
I know those insults to your parents hurt you to the bones. Believe me, I seldom spew parental insults except when I meet an uncommon low-breed like you Shroud. In such cases, I let the parents get their due honourary mentions for doing a good job by burdening the world with their unique inability and irresponsibility in fathering a child properly.

I understood you live in self-denial. From denying your own posts and statements here , it only proves you're simply using Nairaland as the gateway from your life of unproductivity, loneliness and mediocrity.

I have not only out-cussed you Shroud, I have out-fact you as well by showing tequílah whom you want readers to believe sided with you has actually flagged you off to the mods for mentioning his name like a demented psychoneurotic.

You also claimed you're having fun with me and I debunked that publishing your posts where you were lamenting that you couldn't ignore such brutal cusses from me.

Of course anyone who doesn't side with you has a mental disorder. Such a bad loser like Nigeria politicians who lack the skills for elections and are poor in accepting defeat.

I am mentally ill but your last posts had you taking the pain to explain to me why you have been in Nairaland for eleven (11) years in order for the world not to see you as the Nairaland mono-maniacial addict who is overly fixated on living his failed dreams on the internet.

Old man Shroud, you're a failure and even if you remain here for the next eleven years, you can never rewrite your bleak existence on the pages if Nairaland. You're doomed like MMM victims.

If you're was not as financially and mentally sterile, your Shroud's kids would have grown and meet you him here as our domiciled Nairaland grandpa trying to remedy the stupidity of his life in Nairaland.

Shroud, You're the middle-aged, frustrated , under-achieving failure who employs the internet as a tool of escapism from his life of shattered dreams!

you have just admitted that you are mentally ill, for goodness sake!

laudate:

Eeyah! You are so far removed from reality, if you think your words could have any effect on me. I mean like... seriously? Gosh! Let me remind you, you are still the market buffoon or lunatic. How on earth do you think a sane person would feel hurt by the words of a lunatic like you, when he knows that such a person lacks a sound mind? I mean, you have just admitted that you are mentally ill, for goodness sake!

As for being hurt by parental insults....hehehehe....that can never happen. Do you know why? Your drivel just tells me that you lack respect for your own parents, you hate them as well as all they stand for, which is why you keep projecting your hatred for them, on to others. Check. You are so obsessed with their shortcomings, which is why you make continuous reference to them as you lash out in each post. A sane person would never insult something he respects. Anyway, may God console you...! I pray you find healing from your psychosis, soon.

Now, I really can't stop thanking you for providing us with continuous entertainment on this thread. I am so thrilled that my length of stay on NL irks you. It bothered you so much that you had to lament about it. You mentioned it over 5 times! Beautiful! Thank you for telling us loud & clear that you were raised on a diet of insults and cusses. Now, please bark again, rant some more, spew out more neurotic drivel, so we can all laugh at you again and again!

laudate:

Oh, so you are still bleating? Haba! The phrase 'old unproductive dry bone,' is such a perfect description of you, nah. Don't forget that you just admitted that you are suffering from severe anencephaly. I pray you find healing for the condition that plagues your soul.... Try to stop being jealous of others, maybe things would then work out for you.

Shroud:
No arguments o. I just dey flog am small-small.


I know those insults to your parents hurt you to the bones. Believe me, I seldom spew parental insults except when I meet an uncommon low-breed like you . In such cases, I let the parents get their due honourary mentions for doing a good job by burdening the world with their unique inability and irresponsibility in fathering a child properly.

I understood you live in self-denial. From denying your own posts and statements here , it only proves you're simply using Nairaland as the gateway from your life of unproductivity, loneliness and mediocrity.

I have not only out-cussed you, I have out-fact you as well by showing tequílah whom you want readers to believe sided with you has actually flagged you off to the mods for mentioning his name like a demented psychoneurotic.

You also claimed you're having fun with me and I debunked that publishing your posts where you were lamenting that you couldn't ignore such brutal cusses from me.

Of course anyone who doesn't side with you has a mental disorder. Such a bad loser like Nigeria politicians who lack the skills for elections and are poor in accepting defeat.

I am mentally ill but your last posts had you taking the pain to explain to me why you have been in Nairaland for eleven (11) years in order for the world not to see you as the Nairaland mono-maniacial addict who is overly fixated on living his failed dreams on the internet.

Old man, you're a failure and even if you remain here for the next eleven years, you can never rewrite your bleak existence on the pages of Nairaland. You're doomed like MMM victims.

If you're not so financially and mentally sterile,your kids would have grown and met you here as our domiciled Nairaland grandpa trying to remedy the stupidity of his life in Nairaland.

You're the middle-aged, frustrated , under-achieving failure who employs the internet as a tool of escapism from his life of shattered dreams!

TheUmbra:


I'm not here to diss you, I'm here to give a psycho-analytical report on your behaviour on this forum so far. So we may title this official reports as:

LAUDATE MEDICAL FACT SHEET:

LAUDATE is male patient with the following medical diagnosis:

ASPERGER'S SYNDROME: The said patient have serious trouble with his communicative skills with a sustained ineptitude in social interaction.


PSYCHOSIS: The said patient has been observed and confirmed with mental dysfunction that rendered him incapable of shame. Also having cognitive impairments regarding sound judgement.

TARDIVE DYSKINESIA: Affecting said patient with a visible impulse of repetition. Under gruesome pressure from Dr Shroud, our patient was consistently repeating the same post over and over again.


COGNITIVE REDUNDANCY: The patient has impaired cognitive vibrancy with inability to respond appropriately to intellectual stimulus or provocations.


COGNITIVE DISSONANCE: The patient has exhibited sustained signs of hypocrisy; with inconsistency in what he portrays and what he does.


OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER: The patient, Mr Laudate displayed sustained suicidal tendencies of continuous reply to Dr Shroud's gruesome tests despite suffering severe shellacking.


MAN-CHILD SYNDROME: Though Mr Laudate gave his age as 45, tests conducted with specimen from his bone and saliva put his age somewhere between mid to late 50. The tests were neccitated by the disparities between the patients outlook and intellectual expectations. Under severe pressure from our in-house NeuroTherapist, Dr Shroud, the patient yielded by exhibiting emotional immaturity asymmetrical to his age.


In conclusion, we are compelled to inform the public that the patient is very likely to rewrite this factshit to smeer and blackmail the team of doctors that have been working exceptionally hard at treating his numerous neuro-cognitive disorders. The public is by this publication advised to approach Mr Laudate with extreme caution or avoid him all together.

Signed:

TheUmbra
Lead NeuroTherapist

TheUmbra:


I'm not here to diss you, I'm here to give a medical/psycho-analytical report on your behaviour on this forum so far. So we may title this official reports as:

LAUDATE MEDICAL FACT SHEET:

LAUDATE is a male patient with the following medical diagnosis:

ASPERGER'S SYNDROME: The said patient has serious trouble with his communicative skills with a sustained ineptitude in social interaction.


PSYCHOSIS: The said patient has been observed and confirmed with mental dysfunction that rendered him incapable of shame. Also having cognitive impairments regarding sound judgement.

TARDIVE DYSKINESIA: Affecting said patient with a visible impulse of repetition. Under gruesome pressure from Dr Shroud, our patient was consistently repeating the same post over and over again.


COGNITIVE REDUNDANCY: The patient has impaired cognitive vibrancy with inability to respond appropriately to intellectual stimulus or provocations.


COGNITIVE DISSONANCE: The patient has exhibited sustained signs of hypocrisy; with inconsistency in what he portrays and what he does.


OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER: The patient, Mr Laudate displayed sustained suicidal tendencies of continuous reply to Dr Shroud's gruesome tests despite suffering severe shellacking.


MAN-CHILD SYNDROME: Though Mr Laudate gave his age as 45, tests conducted with specimen from his bone and saliva put his age somewhere between mid to late 50. The tests were neccitated by the disparities between the patients outlook and intellectual expectations. Under severe pressure from our in-house NeuroTherapist, Dr Shroud, the patient yielded by exhibiting emotional immaturity asymmetrical to his age.


In conclusion, we are compelled to inform the public that the patient is very likely to rewrite this factsheet to smeer and blackmail the team of doctors that have been working exceptionally hard at treating his numerous neuro-cognitive disorders. The public is by this publication advised to approach Mr Laudate with extreme caution or avoid him all together.

Signed:

TheUmbra
Lead NeuroTherapist

TheUmbra:


I'm not here to diss you, I'm here to give a medical/psycho-analytical report on your behaviour on this forum so far. So we may title this official reports as:

LAUDATE MEDICAL FACT SHEET:

LAUDATE is a male patient with the following medical diagnosis:

ASPERGER'S SYNDROME: The said patient has serious trouble with his communicative skills with a sustained ineptitude in social interaction.


PSYCHOSIS: The said patient has been observed and confirmed with mental dysfunction that rendered him incapable of shame. Also having cognitive impairments regarding sound judgement.

TARDIVE DYSKINESIA: Affecting said patient with a visible impulse of repetition. Under gruesome pressure from Dr Shroud, our patient was consistently repeating the same post over and over again.


COGNITIVE REDUNDANCY: The patient has impaired cognitive vibrancy with inability to respond appropriately to intellectual stimulus or provocations from Dr Shroud.


COGNITIVE DISSONANCE: The patient has exhibited sustained signs of hypocrisy; with inconsistency in what he portrays and what he does.


OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER: The patient, Mr Laudate displayed sustained suicidal tendencies of continuous reply to Dr Shroud's gruesome tests despite suffering severe shellacking.


MAN-CHILD SYNDROME: Though Mr Laudate gave his age as 45, tests conducted with specimen from his bone and saliva put his age somewhere between mid to late 50. The tests were necessitated by the disparities between the patients outlook and intellectual expectations. Under severe pressure from our in-house NeuroTherapist, Dr Shroud, the patient yielded by exhibiting emotional immaturity asymmetrical to his age.


In conclusion, we are compelled to inform the public that the patient is very likely to rewrite this factsheet to smear and blackmail the team of doctors that have been working exceptionally hard at treating his numerous neuro-cognitive disorders. The public is by this publication advised to approach Mr Laudate with extreme caution or avoid him all together.

Signed:

TheUmbra
Lead NeuroTherapist

TheUmbra:
I'm not here to diss you, I'm here to give a medical/psycho-analytical report on your TheUmbra behaviour on this forum so far. So we may title this official reports as:

LAUDATE THEUMBRA'S MEDICAL FACT SHEET:

THEUMBRA is a male patient with the following medical diagnosis:

ASPERGER'S SYNDROME: The said patient has serious trouble with his communicative skills with a sustained ineptitude in social interaction.

PSYCHOSIS: The said patient has been observed and confirmed with mental dysfunction that rendered him incapable of shame. Also having cognitive impairments regarding sound judgement.

TARDIVE DYSKINESIA: Affecting said patient with a visible impulse of repetition. Under gruesome pressure from Dr Probz and Dr Shroud, our patient was consistently repeating the same post over and over again.


COGNITIVE REDUNDANCY: The patient has impaired cognitive vibrancy with inability to respond appropriately to intellectual stimuli or provocations from Dr Shroud.


COGNITIVE DISSONANCE: The patient has exhibited sustained signs of hypocrisy; with inconsistency in what he portrays and what he does.

OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE DISORDER: The patient, Mr TheUmbra displayed sustained suicidal tendencies of continuous reply to Dr Shroud's gruesome tests despite suffering severe shellacking. Corresponding with earlier diagnosis by Dr Probz


MAN-CHILD SYNDROME: Though Mr Laudate TheUmbra gave his age as 45, tests conducted with specimens from his bone and saliva put his age somewhere between mid to late 50s. The tests were necessitated by the disparities between the patient's outlook and intellectual expectations. Under severe pressure from our in-house NeuroTherapists, Dr Shroud and Dr Probz, the patient yielded by exhibiting emotional immaturity asymmetrical to his age.


In conclusion, we are compelled to inform the public that the patient is very likely to rewrite this factsheet to smear and blackmail the team of doctors that have been working exceptionally hard at treating his numerous neuro-cognitive disorders. The public is by this publication advised to approach Mr Laudate TheUmbra with extreme caution or avoid him all together.

Signed:

TheUmbra
Lead NeuroTherapist

Probz:
Add me to the signature list. And you missed off mild hebephrenic schizophrenia - a certain degree of incoherence in and disconnect between cognition and behaviour is plainly evident in the case of said patient. Inappropriate display of emotion and excessive use of smilies is probably the outward manifestation of bizarre grimacing and mirthless laughter behind the computer screen. He's one step away from roaming Aba market.

Probz:
A very peculiar case of late-onset hebephrenia. Insidious progression as is the norm. He'll eventually become florid and end up even more of an incoherent caricature of childish silliness than he already is.

Shroud:
Failure is you Shroud spending Eleven years in Nairaland engaging in a back and forth with someone you called a psycho claiming you're having fun.

You're the breathing example of a madman who has the sanity to deny his madness.

You're as old as Nairaland itself and after eleven years, your stupidity is still as fresh as the current thread in front page.

I bet if Nairaland were available in the 50s your father would have been displaying such behavioural problems he passed down to you.

Even as a sperm Shroud you were stubborn and stupid. No wonder all the abortion pills your mother took to flush you off you dodged and hid in her anus to escape forceful medical abortion.

Now you are flesh and blood showing the same unhinged stupidity on the internet.

It is with great sorrow i proclaim you to be an authentic idiøt.

This one is brutal so I know you will edit it and quote it back

Shroud Son of a dirty slattern

Probz:
Not to mention sexually perverted. I hear hebephrenic schizophrenics in particular tend to have sexual delusions and perversions during the onset of the disease as well as a variable degree of disorientation and inaccurate perception of external impressions. He probably mistaked his sister for Virgin Mary.

Probz:
The presence of schizophrenia and mental retardation in the same patient called Probz isn't uncommon.