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Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by Nobody: 1:22pm On Jul 07, 2017
onila e na go(you don comot oo na madness zi)
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by vjsmiles: 1:37pm On Jul 07, 2017
onila:


1. She has tattoos

2. Has a major social media presence and takes selfies every two seconds.

3. She's a habitual drinker, smoker or does any sort of drug. And yes, this includes marijuana (I don't care about how medicinal it is).

4. She currently or used to model

5. She is or ever has been a cheerleader

6. She describes herself as sapiosexual

7. She listens to Trap music

8. She's black

9. She wears dreadlocks or braids

10. She has any sort of attraction to member of the same sex and engages in acts of lesbianism.

11. She works or has worked at places like Hooters, Twin Peaks etc etc

12. She's fat and describes her obesity with terms like thick, BBW etc etc

13. She likes finds dreadlocks, piercings, or tattoos sexy on men

14. She has piercings on any place of her body aside from the ear.

15. She wears the skimpiest, tightest outfits to the gym

16. She's highly argumentative and obsessed with having the last word. Can never be pleasant or agreeable

17. She had a bad or no relationship with her father or endured sexual and/or physical abuse a child.

18. She hangs out with mostly dudes

19. She friendzones men

20. She's a regular in all the clubs and is very well acquainted with all the DJ's, promoters, and other low level entertainers

21. She's overly obsessed with height, muscles, and penis size.

22. She'll readily discuss sexual issues around men

23. She has a history of thug fucking...even if it was just ONE time.

24. She can never go longer than two weeks without either being in a relationship or having a Bleep buddy

25. She hangs out with gay men

26. Uses a lot of profanity or aggressive language.

27. She utters phrases like "I hate drama", "Dudes ain't shit", "I'm Grown" "Turn up"

28. She has selective chastity. In other words, she sleeps with some guys from the get go, but wants to take her time and get to know other guys.

29. She's always taking up for hoes or bummy dudes

30. She supports any type of feminism whatsoever....

31. She's in the military...

32. She's a CNA...

33. She makes New Years Resolutions that she never follows through on.

34. She regularly watches Reality Television....

35. Her favorite holiday is Halloween (observe the costumes chicks wear on this day to understand where I'm coming from).

36. She thinks Beyonce is a role model....

37. She gives fake numbers to men....

38. She does Yoga or wears Yoga pants all the time

39. She shops at Forever 21

40. She wants men to cook for her....

Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by chigoizie7(m): 2:13pm On Jul 07, 2017
That number 40
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by Jaynom(m): 3:25pm On Jul 07, 2017
onila:


you are the only smart one in the room wink smiley


clap for yourself
cheesy
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by Nobody: 3:43pm On Jul 07, 2017
onila:


1. She has tattoos

2. Has a major social media presence and takes selfies every two seconds.

3. She's a habitual drinker, smoker or does any sort of drug. And yes, this includes marijuana (I don't care about how medicinal it is).

4. She currently or used to model

5. She is or ever has been a cheerleader

6. She describes herself as sapiosexual

7. She listens to Trap music

8. She's black

9. She wears dreadlocks or braids

10. She has any sort of attraction to member of the same sex and engages in acts of lesbianism.

11. She works or has worked at places like Hooters, Twin Peaks etc etc

12. She's fat and describes her obesity with terms like thick, BBW etc etc

13. She likes finds dreadlocks, piercings, or tattoos sexy on men

14. She has piercings on any place of her body aside from the ear.

15. She wears the skimpiest, tightest outfits to the gym

16. She's highly argumentative and obsessed with having the last word. Can never be pleasant or agreeable

17. She had a bad or no relationship with her father or endured sexual and/or physical abuse a child.

18. She hangs out with mostly dudes

19. She friendzones men

20. She's a regular in all the clubs and is very well acquainted with all the DJ's, promoters, and other low level entertainers

21. She's overly obsessed with height, muscles, and penis size.

22. She'll readily discuss sexual issues around men

23. She has a history of thug fucking...even if it was just ONE time.

24. She can never go longer than two weeks without either being in a relationship or having a Bleep buddy

25. She hangs out with gay men

26. Uses a lot of profanity or aggressive language.

27. She utters phrases like "I hate drama", "Dudes ain't shit", "I'm Grown" "Turn up"

28. She has selective chastity. In other words, she sleeps with some guys from the get go, but wants to take her time and get to know other guys.

29. She's always taking up for hoes or bummy dudes

30. She supports any type of feminism whatsoever....

31. She's in the military...

32. She's a CNA...

33. She makes New Years Resolutions that she never follows through on.

34. She regularly watches Reality Television....

35. Her favorite holiday is Halloween (observe the costumes chicks wear on this day to understand where I'm coming from).

36. She thinks Beyonce is a role model....

37. She gives fake numbers to men....

38. She does Yoga or wears Yoga pants all the time

39. She shops at Forever 21

40. She wants men to cook for her....


She is a CNA? She is Black?? Are you kidding me
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by jjjjj2017: 7:33pm On Jul 07, 2017
onila:


1. She has tattoos

2. Has a major social media presence and takes selfies every two seconds.

3. She's a habitual drinker, smoker or does any sort of drug. And yes, this includes marijuana (I don't care about how medicinal it is).

4. She currently or used to model

5. She is or ever has been a cheerleader

6. She describes herself as sapiosexual

7. She listens to Trap music

8. She's black

9. She wears dreadlocks or braids

10. She has any sort of attraction to member of the same sex and engages in acts of lesbianism.

11. She works or has worked at places like Hooters, Twin Peaks etc etc

12. She's fat and describes her obesity with terms like thick, BBW etc etc

13. She likes finds dreadlocks, piercings, or tattoos sexy on men

14. She has piercings on any place of her body aside from the ear.

15. She wears the skimpiest, tightest outfits to the gym

16. She's highly argumentative and obsessed with having the last word. Can never be pleasant or agreeable

17. She had a bad or no relationship with her father or endured sexual and/or physical abuse a child.

18. She hangs out with mostly dudes

19. She friendzones men

20. She's a regular in all the clubs and is very well acquainted with all the DJ's, promoters, and other low level entertainers

21. She's overly obsessed with height, muscles, and penis size.

22. She'll readily discuss sexual issues around men

23. She has a history of thug fucking...even if it was just ONE time.

24. She can never go longer than two weeks without either being in a relationship or having a Bleep buddy

25. She hangs out with gay men

26. Uses a lot of profanity or aggressive language.

27. She utters phrases like "I hate drama", "Dudes ain't shit", "I'm Grown" "Turn up"

28. She has selective chastity. In other words, she sleeps with some guys from the get go, but wants to take her time and get to know other guys.

29. She's always taking up for hoes or bummy dudes

30. She supports any type of feminism whatsoever....

31. She's in the military...

32. She's a CNA...

33. She makes New Years Resolutions that she never follows through on.

34. She regularly watches Reality Television....

35. Her favorite holiday is Halloween (observe the costumes chicks wear on this day to understand where I'm coming from).

36. She thinks Beyonce is a role model....

37. She gives fake numbers to men....

38. She does Yoga or wears Yoga pants all the time

39. She shops at Forever 21

40. She wants men to cook for her....

FIRE ON, ONILA. I GBADUN YOUR MINISTRY grin grin grin
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by onila(f): 8:28pm On Jul 07, 2017
Jaynom:

cheesy

and you look cute too
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by Jaynom(m): 11:20pm On Jul 07, 2017
onila:


and you look cute too
Thank you smiley
Re: How To Spot A Slut: The 2017 Edition by onila(f): 1:31pm On Jul 26, 2017
smiley

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