GIRLS FOR YOU .


1. If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman, If you don't, you are not a man.
2. If you praise her, she thinks you are lying, If you don't, you are good for nothing.
3. If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp, If you don't, you are 'not understanding'.
4. If you visit her often, you are boring, If you don't, she accuses you of double dating.
5. If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy, If you don't, you are a dull boy.
6. If you are jealous, she says it is bad, If you aren't, she thinks you don't love her.
7. If you attempt a romance, she says you don't respect her, If you don't, she thinks you don't like her.
8. If you are a minute late, she complains it's hard to wait, If she is late, she says it's a girl's way.
9. If you visit other men, you are not putting in quality time, If she is visited by other women,"Ah! It's natural, we are girls."
10. If you kiss her once in a while, she will say you are cold, If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage.
11 If you fail to help her cross the street, you lack ethics, If you do, she thinks it's just one of men's tactics for seduction.
12 If you stare at another woman, she accuses you of flirting, If she is stared by a man, she says that they are just admiring.
13 If you talk, she wants you to listen, If you listen, she wants you to talk.. —TRUE or FALSE? —

lol Martin u don start again

FuckExpress:
If you tongue-fúck her , she'll fúçking want to fúçking keep doing it every blöödyfûçkiñg time

Fuvkshit u on a ban .. or na ur new jeans be this

Lalas247:

Fuvkshit u on a ban .. or na ur new jeans be this

FUCKEXPRESS ™

Month's long ßan from the one & only doltish çocksucking doucheßag

How the fûçk is yo?

FuckExpress:


FUCKEXPRESS ™

Month's long ßan from the one & only doltish çocksucking doucheßag

How the fûçk is yo?

Na my oga u dey yab like dat it's alright
Its fuvking going fuvking great . But this fuvking weather is killing my fuvking vibe .. can't even go fuvking gym to look at my fuvking instructor cause of this fuvking heat ...

How did I do

Lalas247:

Na my oga u dey yab like dat it's alright
Its fuvking going fuvking great . But this fuvking weather is killing my fuvking vibe .. can't even go fuvking gym to look at my fuvking instructor cause of this fuvking heat ...

How did I do

hahahahahahaah! fúçk!

ßesides, ion blöödyfûçkiñg think you need more gym from what am fúçking seeing ♠ ...... YOUR TRAINING IS FÚÇKING COMPLETE

FuckExpress:


hahahahahahaah! fúçk!

ßesides, ion blöödyfûçkiñg think you need more gym from what am fúçking seeing ♠ ...... YOUR TRAINING IS FÚÇKING COMPLETE

Thanks fuvking much .. you are the fuvking best

Lalas247:

Thanks fuvking much .. you are the fuvking best

Yo fúçking welcome ßæßy


Dayuuuuuuuuum!

FuckExpress:
If you tongue-fúck her , she'll fúçking want to fúçking keep doing it every blöödyfûçkiñg time

hahahahahahaha come carry ur fucking wahala dey go ooo

Lalas247:
lol Martin u don start again

hahahahahaha na wa ooo,what to do?