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How To Count The Numbers Of Rounds During Sex by Nobody: 8:02pm On Jul 17, 2017
Its your less favourite kenyan nigga richie aka thepussyhunter here again........smiley smiley cool cool

we all know sex (and number of rounds a person can go during sex) is over-hyped and over-rated but then as irrelevant as this topic is it needs to be discussed smiley

now brace yourselves up people especially the guys as your egos are about to go down cheesy cheesy










we sometimes here guys call themselves macho men and claim to go 3,4,8,9,24,52....etc rounds of sex with their women................
when you ask a guy who just had sex the number of rounds they went he might tell you 5 rounds (and he is correct but then he is wrong shocked) but when you go on to ask the lady he had sex with how many rounds they went she'd say 2 rounds (now she could also be right too but at the same time wrong shocked)

i have even seen a case where a 2mins man claimed to have gone 3 rounds with his bae (and yes again...he could be right but also wrong)
now what makes these guys who claim to have gone through numerous rounds of sex with their spouse wrong shocked and what makes their own assertion of the number of rounds they went differ from that of what the lady must have counted shocked





now Before anything lemme bore you with some slightly necessary talk,
lets get to know the meaning of "sex" (believe it or not alot of people do not know what sex is sad ) grin grin

(pussyhunter kenyan dictionary, 45th edition)

Sex: (seks)
noun, verb


1.) "the gender of a human......either male, female, she-male, not-male-or-female, bobrisky, etc (clearly this is not the meaning we see........now lets move on to the other meaning" grin)

2.) "to make someone (of the opposite sex of course) sexually aroused and excited by touching there sexual organs, in essence carrying out activities like pussy eating/ licking, dick sucking, penetration, boobz pressing and sucking, neck nuzzling etc.......there by making both parties CUM"






if you notice from the definition of "sex" (dubbed from the pussyhunter kenya dictionary, 45th edition), both parties are suppose to cum during sex (so if only one party came
[past tense of CUM should be CAME na or is it CAM undecided] then you both didnt have sex but rather you just "TOUCHED SOME SKIN AND BODY PARTS" sad)

Now the reason most guys claim they get to 5,6,7 etc rounds is because "THEY COUNT THE NUMBER OF TIMES THEY CUM AS BEING ROUNDS"
shocked shocked shocked




and the reason why the number of rounds the ladies count differs from theirs too is cos "THE LADIES ALSO COUNT THE NUMBER OF TIMES THE GUYS MADE THEM CUM AND REACH ORGASM" shocked shocked shocked cheesy cheesy cheesy.........................................







it would interest you to know that both assertions are wrong..........but if they are how then is one suppose to count the number of rounds he/she went through sex to avoid lying and untrue self-praise (finally we have gotten to the main event....no mind the stupid unecessary talks o cheesy cheesy)

Well one counts the number every...............


























































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































15 mins.....
Yes!! One round of sex in completed in 15 mins (at which time both parties must have or soon to reach orgasm).........
If you had sex for 15 mins and you and or the lady came 5 times, you only did one round of sex and not 5..............
Scientists have shown that normal sex should last 15mins (one round) after which one can rest and begin another round which would then last for 25-30 mins..............

Know this now and step up ur game during sex"
Re: How To Count The Numbers Of Rounds During Sex by rosieluv(f): 8:08pm On Jul 17, 2017
Re: How To Count The Numbers Of Rounds During Sex by Divay22(f): 8:14pm On Jul 17, 2017
And this one wants to know the reason why a girl who is mentally, emotional and spiritually sound would snob him undecided undecided cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Bia you are going too far angry....

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Re: How To Count The Numbers Of Rounds During Sex by Brown14: 8:16pm On Jul 17, 2017
that 15mins alone is just for 4play.
Re: How To Count The Numbers Of Rounds During Sex by Nobody: 8:21pm On Jul 17, 2017
angry

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