Kokaine:
nonsense.

no such arabic name as soq

what you have is sadiq. or sidiqqat. meaning someone who tells the truth.

no such arabic name as madiq

you have Abdul majid
you have Abdul Malik.

Phrank19:

Oga.. Na u o.. Our Arab dictionary

Sleekydee:
yall should learn to encourage, won't reduce ur height or fat....keep rolling op.

Nma27:
Only no 2 brought laughter to my soul.

clerkent:
hahaha I'm laughing for this girl joke ooo. this is the only joke that I see here oooooo.

Ayojokes:


A teacher came into a classroom and asked: “Comfort, how are u feeling today?” she replies: “I’m feeling comfortable!”

The teacher says “Good. Ahmed how are u feeling today?” Ahmed says “I’m feeling ahmedable!”

The teacher was surprised. He went on to test another student.. asked: “Janet, how are you feeling today?” Janet replies “I am feeling Janetable!”

So "Madam Not Funny" how are u feeling today ?

ScotFree:
why na. After all his efforts and hardwork and we are still not laughing. The lady above is damn brutal

Ayojokes:


A teacher came into a classroom and asked: “Comfort, how are u feeling today?” she replies: “I’m feeling comfortable!”

The teacher says “Good. Ahmed how are u feeling today?” Ahmed says “I’m feeling ahmedable!”

The teacher was surprised. He went on to test another student.. asked: “Janet, how are you feeling today?” Janet replies “I am feeling Janetable!”

So "Madam Not Funny" how are u feeling today ?

Ayojokes:
For Those Who Were Too Shy To Laugh...

1. Thank God body parts cannot be borrowed. If not you will hear things like; Rose lend me your breast, I need a big boobs for this party tonight.

2. Your boyfriend managed to cheat in exam room with 6 invigilators & CCTV and you are here claiming he can’t cheat on you… Who are you my sister?

3. That awkward moment when your witch girlfriend is giving you BJ and she receives an info that she is to present a pen** as offering in meeting. My brother, the bible says: It Is Finished.

4. She paid you a visit and drank 12 bottles of beer without getting drunk.. My brother, just offer her kolanut..You are dating your ancestor.

5. Trouble is when you join a group called ” Single and Searching” and find that your girlfriend is the Admin.

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Ayojokes:
For Those Who Were Too Shy To Laugh...

1. Thank God body parts cannot be borrowed. If not you will hear things like; Rose lend me your breast, I need a big boobs for this party tonight.

2. Your boyfriend managed to cheat in exam room with 6 invigilators & CCTV and you are here claiming he can’t cheat on you… Who are you my sister?

3. That awkward moment when your witch girlfriend is giving you BJ and she receives an info that she is to present a pen** as offering in meeting. My brother, the bible says: It Is Finished.

4. She paid you a visit and drank 12 bottles of beer without getting drunk.. My brother, just offer her kolanut..You are dating your ancestor.

5. Trouble is when you join a group called ” Single and Searching” and find that your girlfriend is the Admin.

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RetroBull8:




But why are you repeating dry jokes nau

Ayojokes:

To A Dry man.... Everything Seems Dry!

victorking:
Stale. Only d comments made me laugh. You try sha

jashar:


ahn ahn na....
what i do?
i sha laughed...
you laugh? talk true

ScotFree:

Okay make i talk true. Your comment was what made me laugh though. One or two of the jokes made me smile but they weren't exactly funny

hehehe....
it had been a long time that i read or heard such dry jokes....
that was what actually made me laugh
but he try sha....
like the one he used in quoting me, i was rendered speechless by the .... (fill in the gap)

Ayojokes:


A teacher came into a classroom and asked: “Comfort, how are u feeling today?” she replies: “I’m feeling comfortable!”

The teacher says “Good. Ahmed how are u feeling today?” Ahmed says “I’m feeling ahmedable!”

The teacher was surprised. He went on to test another student.. asked: “Janet, how are you feeling today?” Janet replies “I am feeling Janetable!”

So "Madam Not Funny" how are u feeling today ?

Ayojokes:
For Those Who Were Too Shy To Laugh...

1. Thank God body parts cannot be borrowed. If not you will hear things like; Rose lend me your breast, I need a big boobs for this party tonight.

2. Your boyfriend managed to cheat in exam room with 6 invigilators & CCTV and you are here claiming he can’t cheat on you… Who are you my sister?

3. That awkward moment when your witch girlfriend is giving you BJ and she receives an info that she is to present a pen** as offering in meeting. My brother, the bible says: It Is Finished.

4. She paid you a visit and drank 12 bottles of beer without getting drunk.. My brother, just offer her kolanut..You are dating your ancestor.

5. Trouble is when you join a group called ” Single and Searching” and find that your girlfriend is the Admin.

Visit http://ayojokes.com.ng daily for latest jokes update.

Ayojokes:


Five Hot Short Jokes For Guys – All Will Make Your Day.

1. That awkward moment when your witch girlfriend is giving you BJ and she receives an info that she is to present a pen** as offering in meeting. My brother, the bible says: It Is Finished.

2. As a man when you start waking up with no morning erection , Oga! It’s time to write a will.

3. Some guys will wake up by 2am to pee and they will post on Facebook. “Real hustlers don’t sleep”. Brother, Who are you deceiving ? www.ayojokes.com.ng

4. Two friends were discussing:
Boltu : You know, my grandfather is a brave man. He went to the jungle of Africa in the last summer and suddenly confronted by a tiger.
Montu : Really! After return he must be applauded by everyone.
Boltu : I never said he came back.

5. She paid you a visit and drank 12 bottles of beer without getting drunk.. My brother, just offer her kolanut..You are dating your ancestor.

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iluvdonjazzy:
AM IMPRESSED, just from ur site now.

armadeo:
Suq madik got me laughing ps there was a honsuqmadik here some time ago. Wondering if hes still here.

Real hustlers don't sleep killed me.


Nice try op