3 STUPID THINGS GUYS BET OVER.

No time for super story, lets kick start this '' SHI '' right about nw.
~~~ ALCOHOL:

()- Oga , i can finish four bottles.


@- How much , how much , you no fit.

() - Oya make we go BABA Ogadinma joint.....

@ - I drop my phone if you finish Am

()---- If i no finish am , i go give you my CHICK

@ ---I NO WANT THAT ONE

() - OK, my ps 2

@--- oya

Dnt mind them, they bet over alcohol that dey '' altogether '' cant finish, at the end of the drinking spree, After the hang overs , leg overs, falling And standing , vomiting, talking rubbish and disgracing themselves... You will hear one say :


()------ I DON REPENT , I NO DEY DRINK AGAIN, I WAN STOP AM.
Yeye boys...

WOOING HER :

@------ This girl too like form but she fine die


[00] --- mtchew, tis one na smellin joor, she small for me


@---- U fit runs her? You just dey make mouth , u wey no fit talk to ur fellow boys


[00]---- Guy , i runs this girl .


@----Guy you fit'nt runs her


[00]- How much , how much


@- If you runs am , i go give
1k5


[00] jumps out, rushes to meet sister SLAY QUEEN . His liver fails him as anticipated, He asks for the time from her while pressing his phone, edits his sister's number and walks bck to HIS goon to show him his sister's number pretending its her's ( the slay queen's)....
He asks for his money from his goon who tells him he doesn't have the money at hand , maybe later... That will be the end of the PROMISE but will THE PROMISE AND FAIL GUY will hail him and Shake his hands thinking HE collected her number.... That's boys for you

SCORE -
[-_-] ~~~ Bros, more (more is a slang), you no score from there o

['_']~~~ I score o guy More!

[;_ ;]~~~ Guy, him go score, i fit put money for him head


[-_-]~~~ How much you want put ?

[;_;] ~~~I place 50 box for him head ( brings out his last card in this life)


[-_-]~~~ Take my own ( hands over a hundred naira note to collect fifty naira change) D chairman fails 2 score and d CHAIRMAN who had just 50# Becomes angry over his lost money

so fucking true

Yeah those really are three main things amongst the other multitude guys bet on


but i've to admit the played out scenerios you gave is kinda fvcked............

These days real mehn dont bet with 1500 or 50 naira.........its lame


anyways.............

thepussyhunter:
Yeah those really are three main things amongst the other multitude guys bet on


but i've to admit the played out scenerios you gave is kinda fvcked............

These days real mehn dont bet with 1500 or 50 naira.........its lame


anyways.............

is like you are a bet-ist

Fam ¥a know wat we be putting money on these days?

Who makes more money that week and who finishes more wraps of jj