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Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by seangy4konji: 5:33pm On Aug 14, 2017
80% of these cheating women don't wear condoms. Let me be honest with you. That your loyal husband has one side chick that deh so it are at one club house. Can have 10 self.

Na only God fit save man but make man watch also. Had same experience some years ago. I did HIV text that the doctor had to tell me to stop whe I did not know why I was il. I had drank to much alomo and Jedi that I did not have much sugarin my system I thought I had gotten HIV. Always feeling tired and sweaty. Thank God but I wi take the courage again this year to do it one more time I have broken up with that girl now so any by d side na to use condom. That girl I have been dating for 5 years still ducked one guy and co fessed to me raw and I slam her over 50 times after that. Why I no go fear if I fall sick.

Make u use condom o. One thing must kill us but say na toto kill man. No be good story.

God help us.

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Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by DateMynd44(m): 5:34pm On Aug 14, 2017
chiefojiji:

U must be stubborn..... Okay what if they both called you and tell you same thing nko?
no tell me say u don jealous the guy result?

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Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by DateMynd44(m): 5:47pm On Aug 14, 2017
davillian:
That shit is scary in 10mins I rmembered all the girls I've done raw-d pipper with,including the ones that CD burst in action.

Warning :there is no point using Condom after giving a girl head.
hiv can't be transmitted thru oral
Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by GogetterMD(m): 5:47pm On Aug 14, 2017
Koval12:
It's been a torturous three months. After having sex with my Girlfriend, I started doubting her fidelity to me. She has cheated on me beforehand and I suspected she was still cheating on me based on the proves and information at my disposal.

Within the same period, I started feeling weak and consumed in thoughts. So I finally made up my mind to go and check my status. As early as 8 am this morning, I was already at the HIV counselling and testing unit of Lagos state general Hospital. As usual the lady there sat me down and started counselling me. It was the longest 30mins of my life. After which my result came out negative..

God's faithful indeed. I was so excited and reached my pocket and gave the lady 1000. I quickly zoomed out of the the hospital and proceeded to a nearby lab which also confirmed my negative status.

I have already made a commitment never to have sex again till I am married. It's a covenant between me and my God. I enjoin you all to summon up courage and get tested today. If positive, enroll for ARV therapy as early treatment prolongs patients life expectancy. If negative, please stay off pre marital sex or remain faithful to your partner. I wish you the best as you summon up courage to get tested today.
The counsellor tester at the hospital is likely more proficient in HIV testing than the one in the lab you went to.
Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by chiefojiji(m): 5:48pm On Aug 14, 2017
DateMynd44:
no tell me say u don jealous the guy result?
like say na 2:1 abi upper credit... Make I show u my own result?
Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by DateMynd44(m): 5:52pm On Aug 14, 2017
GOFRONT:
And in the other Porn video, dude's dick was well Strapped up wit a condom But his head was buried inbetween d thighs of dat lady maybe he was Suckin som Stuff in there

Then I wonder wats d Essence of puttin a CD
bro hiv can't be transmitted via oral. Don't argue with me cos I'm a medical doctor
Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by DateMynd44(m): 5:56pm On Aug 14, 2017
Adebowale89:
but sex is not the only avenue of getting infected


what about the sharp object, blade, a friend shaving stick even in barbing saloon(public clipper) there is more to HIV than sex
fumiswtpusy needs to read this thread
Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by DateMynd44(m): 6:02pm On Aug 14, 2017
chiefojiji:
like say na 2:1 abi upper credit... Make I show u my own result?
no need. you are already HIV positive
Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by chiefojiji(m): 6:05pm On Aug 14, 2017
DateMynd44:
no need. you are already HIV positive
. I reject that for myself, I never wished you bad, but if you wish me that, the measure you used to measure for me shall be used to measure for you. Amen?

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Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by Angy55(f): 6:16pm On Aug 14, 2017
signz:


I also heard that Hapatitis B isg deadly too and it's easily transmitted.
yes. Go for vaccination. Vaccination is three months, three injection. One in a month till it completes the three months. Transmitted through saliva(kissing), sweat and other body fluids such as blood and sweat.
Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by Angy55(f): 6:19pm On Aug 14, 2017
seangy4konji:
80% of these cheating women don't wear condoms. Let me be honest with you. That your loyal husband has one side chick that deh so it are at one club house. Can have 10 self.

Na only God fit save man but make man watch also. Had same experience some years ago. I did HIV text that the doctor had to tell me to stop whe I did not know why I was il. I had drank to much alomo and Jedi that I did not have much sugarin my system I thought I had gotten HIV. Always feeling tired and sweaty. Thank God but I wi take the courage again this year to do it one more time I have broken up with that girl now so any by d side na to use condom. That girl I have been dating for 5 years still ducked one guy and co fessed to me raw and I slam her over 50 times after that. Why I no go fear if I fall sick.

Make u use condom o. One thing must kill us but say na toto kill man. No be good story.

God help us.
Fact...
Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by sinaj(f): 6:44pm On Aug 14, 2017
Lexusgs430:


I always knew you would be a good Night Nurse.....
Arrrgh! Not night nurse jore.

M always on morning shift jore.
Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by habsydiamond(m): 6:44pm On Aug 14, 2017
Nwodosis:
The brain understands this your sermon perfectly but those idiots in between the legs will never do when attacked by Kongi. Konjism is a Momentarily Brain Immune Deficiency Syndrome, it renders the brain momentarily incapable of controlling the desire of the genitals!
yeehpa, Na konjilism u study for school abi. u sabi all the konji grammar
Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by sinaj(f): 6:49pm On Aug 14, 2017
DateMynd44:
bro hiv can't be transmitted via oral. Don't argue with me cos I'm a medical doctor
if hiv can't be transmitted orally what bout herpes nd other diseases? Lol
Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by GOFRONT(m): 6:50pm On Aug 14, 2017
Its okay Doc..........
Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by Nwodosis(m): 7:03pm On Aug 14, 2017
habsydiamond:
yeehpa, Na konjilism u study for school abi. u sabi all the konji grammar
In fact no grammar can even perfectly explain konjism my brother, it is better understood when it is eexperienced.
Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by MrIcredible: 7:17pm On Aug 14, 2017
Koval12:
It's been a torturous three months. After having sex with my Girlfriend, I started doubting her fidelity to me. She has cheated on me beforehand and I suspected she was still cheating on me based on the proves and information at my disposal.

Within the same period, I started feeling weak and consumed in thoughts. So I finally made up my mind to go and check my status. As early as 8 am this morning, I was already at the HIV counselling and testing unit of Lagos state general Hospital. As usual the lady there sat me down and started counselling me. It was the longest 30mins of my life. After which my result came out negative..

God's faithful indeed. I was so excited and reached my pocket and gave the lady 1000. I quickly zoomed out of the the hospital and proceeded to a nearby lab which also confirmed my negative status.

I have already made a commitment never to have sex again till I am married. It's a covenant between me and my God. I enjoin you all to summon up courage and get tested today. If positive, enroll for ARV therapy as early treatment prolongs patients life expectancy. If negative, please stay off pre marital sex or remain faithful to your partner. I wish you the best as you summon up courage to get tested today.
Guy
Don't be sillily exited... Go check yourself in 3 months time... Window period.. .
Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by Stallione(m): 7:24pm On Aug 14, 2017
sinaj:
Don't forget to go back in 3months for final confirmation wink

I hope konji will allow you stick to your promise tongue
U just sounded like a cheat,hope ua sticking to one person... undecided
Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by Lexusgs430: 7:59pm On Aug 14, 2017
sinaj:
Arrrgh! Not night nurse jore.

M always on morning shift jore.

Morning Nurse for AM
Night Nurse for PM
Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by sinaj(f): 8:04pm On Aug 14, 2017
Lexusgs430:


Morning Nurse for AM
Night Nurse for PM
I dnt work at night coz I wouldn't wnt to miss my family meeting at night
Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by Koval12(m): 8:17pm On Aug 14, 2017
MrIcredible:

Guy
Don't be sillily exited... Go check yourself in 3 months time... Window period.. .
I have already been counselled. Thanks
Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by okenwaa(m): 8:18pm On Aug 14, 2017
Funny enough they rope in-between your legs will surely pray against your prayer!!
Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by dowjones(m): 8:26pm On Aug 14, 2017
Kraspo:



Yea since then, I have done 4 tests in the space of 2 years to be sure of my status. Even in NYSC camp I did it again. They even gave us five condoms as souvenir sef

Good.

A doctor once told me that a man can have sex with an HIV infected woman several times without being infected. but the case is different with women. They easily contact STD's.

Some people are resistant to HIV. infact there was a case of a man who got cured of HIV after he received a marrow from a resistant person during a transplant. Google "stephen crohn"

all in all, being infected or not infected is all about luck. You can count yourself lucky

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Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by Nobody: 8:29pm On Aug 14, 2017
DeepSight:


For a man, this is a fooolish commitment.

You be winch? #AgentOfDarkness

Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by Lexusgs430: 8:31pm On Aug 14, 2017
sinaj:
I dnt work at night coz I wouldn't wnt to miss my family meeting at night

Do you have meetings every night? When you get married, how you go come do?
Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by stanboy28(m): 8:45pm On Aug 14, 2017
sinaj:
Don't forget to go back in 3months for final confirmation wink

I hope konji will allow you stick to your promise tongue
thought as much.....walahi..konji is tha true bastard
grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by freebrowsingtime: 8:51pm On Aug 14, 2017
Nwodosis:
The brain understands this your sermon perfectly but those idiots in between the legs will never do when attacked by Kongi. Konjism is a Momentarily Brain Immune Deficiency Syndrome, it renders the brain momentarily incapable of controlling the desire of the genitals!

You sir, deserve my like. Take it
Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by Nwodosis(m): 9:06pm On Aug 14, 2017
freebrowsingtime:


You sir, deserve my like. Take it
Thanks my dear, lets be creating humour to relax the nerves.
Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by emelda86(f): 9:35pm On Aug 14, 2017
U think say she get HIV Why u wicket like this...
Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by sinaj(f): 9:44pm On Aug 14, 2017
Lexusgs430:


Do you have meetings every night? When you get married, how you go come do?
erm... um... the flight will be swift sha sad
Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by Lexusgs430: 9:48pm On Aug 14, 2017
sinaj:
erm... um... the flight will be swift sha sad

Ehen, you see bah??
Re: My Experience With HIV Testing Today. by sinaj(f): 9:50pm On Aug 14, 2017
Lexusgs430:


Ehen, you see bah??
no no he mustn't knw of the meetings. So I will go when he is snoring.

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