AlwaysPad:


You forgot to mention the way they fart

My ex girlfriend has a habit of changing panties frequently which she vehemently hide the reason from me even after asking her countless of times

The day her kasala bursted is when she came to my house and I cooked indomie with an almost spoiled egg for her to eat. Thirty minutes later the sound I heard was exactly like that of a rock been disintegrated in quarry. Perhaps her fart does carry current because her skirt and pant torn immediately the bomb dropped

Naija gals can fart thunder because they eat a lot like glutton. I am not saying gals shouldn't fart in their boyfriend's presence but at least decrease the voltage from 600V to 4V. I've seen guys that died of heart-attack after witnessing their babe fart

Lwkmd.. Seriously

story for d gods.Man wey wan love u go love u.Destiny can only be delayed but not denied.

Kokaine:
he likes her blue bag. you can see his favourite color is blue.

Na so

Rorachy:
Who has time for all these when guys plenty for street.

. Then prepare for serious beating whenever u mess up. Street guys got no chill!!

OLYmighty:
. Then prepare for serious beating whenever u mess up. Street guys got no chill!!

Them never born the person wey go raise his hands on me.

For ladies just be introverted, smart and pick a few points the Op said, nobody is flawless.A reasonable man knows that

[why can't u read and understand the topic
quote author=muller101 post=59504839]Op let me widen ur thinking horizon. The female species are obsessed with numbers in their youth they will love u for ur knowledge of numbers (mathematics) and when they are matured they will love u for possession of numbers with the pounds dollars and naira sign (money)
Go and make money they will flock around u like birds embarking on migration.[/quote]

Evaberry:
...
all these are trash
I mean what has being godly got to do with marriage.

forget all these jhur a man that wants to marry you will marry you.
if you like go to the mountain fast and pray, kill all the demons if he doesn't want you he doesn't want you.

Women should learn to stop wasting their time and love on a man who is not ready to commit to them

I got the above qualities tho except the godly part.

Serious minded individuals can send a pm

ARE U INDIRECTLY ON ADVERT? NOTED,

AlwaysPad:


You forgot to mention the way they fart

My ex girlfriend has a habit of changing panties frequently which she vehemently hide the reason from me even after asking her countless of times

The day her kasala bursted is when she came to my house and I cooked indomie with an almost spoiled egg for her to eat. Thirty minutes later the sound I heard was exactly like that of a rock been disintegrated in quarry. Perhaps her fart does carry current because her skirt and pant torn immediately the bomb dropped

Naija gals can fart thunder because they eat a lot like glutton. I am not saying gals shouldn't fart in their boyfriend's presence but at least decrease the voltage from 600V to 4V. I've seen guys that died of heart-attack after witnessing their babe fart

Crazy dude

Learn how to give proper head, some women even refuse to head and some will be scratching your kini with their teeth

Rorachy:
Them born the person wey go raise his hands on me.

Are you a soldier ni..??

Forget jo..

burqueenx:
Be .....

Ha!!!

Kuku kill the guy

16: KNOW HOW TO COOK

Evaberry:
...
all these are trash
I mean what has being godly got to do with marriage.

forget all these jhur a man that wants to marry you will marry you.
if you like go to the mountain fast and pray, kill all the demons if he doesn't want you he doesn't want you.

Women should learn to stop wasting their time and love on a man who is not ready to commit to them

I got the above qualities tho except the godly part.

Serious minded individuals can send a pm

You said and I quote "all these are trash".. yet u went ahead to say and I quote again " I got all the above qualities except being Godly".. Isnt that invariably saying something?

if everything is trash according to you and u still posses everything.... wahala dey o

Rorachy:
Them born the person wey go raise his hands on me.

I believe u!!

Let the lady Continue Smoking Weed with her boyfriend thinking she is cool. My Sister that guy will marry a decent girl then use you as a Testimony in church...

This generation of ours doesn't want good advice. Check where u're faulty in the mirror instead begin castigating OP.after you will said that because of dowry'price too big that is why the man stop coming.

I had to gape twice at your picture, My speck, slim with the coke bottle figure

MhizzAJ:
Ahan!
Women should do this..women should do that..too many rules just to attract a man..

Girls won't even give effs about this coz they've got tons of admirers they can select from... They always have a dummy they can fall back to... If a girl delays in getting married it's only coz she over don it with her selection and in course of that years have been wasted.

MhizzAJ:
Ahan!
Women should do this..women should do that..too many rules just to attract a man..

MhizzAJ:
Ahan!
Women should do this..women should do that..too many rules just to attract a man..

babe u need not do much to attract me, infact i rob u

Picture or Idon'tbelieveit

Evaberry:
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all these are trash
I mean what has being godly got to do with marriage.

forget all these jhur a man that wants to marry you will marry you.
if you like go to the mountain fast and pray, kill all the demons if he doesn't want you he doesn't want you.

Women should learn to stop wasting their time and love on a man who is not ready to commit to them

I got the above qualities tho except the godly part.

Serious minded individuals can send a pm

OP didn't forgot to say be decent. I dont think any man likes a LovePeddler.

I've met just one girl who tries in most of these things stated. She's just magnificent... She makes me wanna get married today.

Flashh:
First of all... Just be neat. Others follows.

dats my finest nigga... When is the next edition of Mr nairaland?? I wan vote for u..

Bandwagon people . Nigerian ladies learn to know thyself and celebrate your unique existence. I'd go for original, no fake and natural all day. Girls who are confident to use their real hair and original skin colour and can express themselves, even when it's contrary to the majority.

OP what has god got to do with anything?

Evaberry:
...
all these are trash
I mean what has being godly got to do with marriage.

forget all these jhur a man that wants to marry you will marry you.
if you like go to the mountain fast and pray, kill all the demons if he doesn't want you he doesn't want you.

Women should learn to stop wasting their time and love on a man who is not ready to commit to them

I got the above qualities tho except the godly part.

Serious minded individuals can send a pm

are u an atheist...if yes i gat sumtin to tell u but if no congratulations

MhizzAJ:
Ahan!
Women should do this..women should do that..too many rules just to attract a man..

Unfortunately,men are rare breed and are going extinct in the marriage market.

too many relationship and dating experts everywhere..

op you are very correct..the most annoying ones are the un intelligent ones that knows nothing...all they know is the name of the latest weavon and clothes in the market,,,when you ask them who is the vp of nigeria...I DONT KNOW OOOOOO....

muller101:
Op let me widen ur thinking horizon. The female species are obsessed with numbers in their youth they will love u for ur knowledge of numbers (mathematics) and when they are matured they will love u for possession of numbers with the pounds dollars and naira sign (money)
Go and make money they will flock around u like birds embarking on migration.

DID YOU EVEN READ WHAT THE OP POSTED?I THINK YOU DIDNT UNDERSTAND PLS GO BACK AND READ IT PROPERLY AND IF YOU CANT UNDERSTAND PLS TELL YOUR NUMBER WHO CAN READ AND UNDERSTAND TO EXPLAIN TO YOU

too many relationship and dating experts everywhere..

a nice write up by the way