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Re: . by Wizklynd23(m): 3:11pm On Sep 03, 2017
OP your case and Mine are going like this; that is why this days am avoiding ladies and anything that has to make ma joystick angry...

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Re: . by xarm(m): 5:00pm On Sep 03, 2017
ikbnice:
Never, I repeat, never stand close to or behind a girl on queue. You will be embarrassed.
i remember that faithful day
Re: . by TheShopKeeper(m): 5:08pm On Sep 03, 2017
Bros, if any part of your offends you, just cut it off quietly...
Re: . by Nobody: 6:16pm On Sep 03, 2017
redbeans:
a truer word has never been said. hurting
hahaha grin grin grin

Re: . by Nobody: 6:20pm On Sep 03, 2017
Wizklynd23:
OP your case and Mine are going like this; that is why this days am avoiding ladies and anything that has to make ma joystick angry...
ur joystick being angry is a sign of health and vigor cheesy
iyam always happy and i dance with joy wen i wake up early in d morning and see my early morning woody cheesy

Re: . by Nobody: 7:20pm On Sep 03, 2017
Rtopzy:

hmmmmmmm! ukwucious...... I hail dis ur adjective. lemme come and be going
hahaha grin

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Re: . by Adegbem01(m): 7:56pm On Sep 03, 2017
Thou I don't have that fast erection, but when I have it at an unwanted place or time, because it is the flow of blood to the pen*s that cause the erection. I just visualize that flow of blood and I reverse it in my mind. It may look hmmm, but it works for me
Re: . by SmellingAnus(m): 8:03pm On Sep 03, 2017
iammolise:
u're exaggerating... Hw can ur dick stand for one hour just like dat... Or perhaps u took 'veergra'
that's no exaggeration... Mine has even stood way beyond that one night I was expecting an ex that would have slept over... And conji bin dey give me uppercut... I literally got hard for long , slept off. Woke up in the morning and I was still hard... ( I am not saying I was hard while I was sleeping but I can't say I wasn't hard either because I didn't know what was happening...) This incident happened years ago though when I was more sexually active and had a very huge appetite for sex...
Re: . by Nnazzy52(m): 8:10pm On Sep 03, 2017
Quit watching porn..........you need to renew your mind............you cannot tell me you're not tinking anytin nd the stuff jus dey erect anyhow.........Na God bless pass abi na you Konji wrry pass?
Re: . by spreado(m): 8:10pm On Sep 03, 2017
op u are sex starve thats all
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Re: . by dollytino4real(f): 8:38pm On Sep 03, 2017
op quit yellow firm,remove ur mind from other room matter and fill ur mind with money and buhari
Re: . by ikbnice(m): 10:24pm On Sep 03, 2017
dollytino4real:
op quit yellow firm,remove ur mind from other room matter and fill ur mind with money and buhari
I can tell you it isn't about thinking sex, it is just the body acting unconsciously. I am one of the few guys who don't fancy sex and don't watch porn and yet gets erect easily.
Re: . by 9japrof(m): 5:32am On Sep 04, 2017
You are most likely a virgin or must have had few sexual encounters, so you keep imagining and imagining.

It's all in your head bro
Re: . by iammolise(m): 10:38am On Sep 04, 2017
SmellingAnus:
that's no exaggeration... Mine has even stood way beyond that one night I was expecting an ex that would have slept over... And conji bin dey give me uppercut... I literally got hard for long , slept off. Woke up in the morning and I was still hard... ( I am not saying I was hard while I was sleeping but I can't say I wasn't hard either because I didn't know what was happening...) This incident happened years ago though when I was more sexually active and had a very huge appetite for sex...
cheesy cheesy please pardon my laughing... U were funny back there... "conjee dey give u upper cut''... Lmfao mehn. But on a more serious not, ever man experience this... Even pastors, it's shows we're still alive but in ur case, i think u should get help,... An hour of erection!!! Ah brother i think there's something more than 'meets the eye'.
Re: . by iammolise(m): 10:54am On Sep 04, 2017
Nnazzy52:
Quit watching porn..........you need to renew your mind............you cannot tell me you're not tinking anytin nd the stuff jus dey erect anyhow.........Na God bless pass abi na you Konji wrry pass?

exactly... Watching porn plays a very big roll in this story... That thing is a distroyer... It disorients the mind set... Ur eyes cannot just take just one look at anything with pussy without ur mind creating fantasies about fucking that girl or woman already.. And this i believe has contributed to many of all these cases of child molestation in the society today.

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Re: . by iammolise(m): 10:57am On Sep 04, 2017
xarm:
walai i no lie, i was in conversation with a girl sometimes ago, i can't believe my thing was up down there throughout the time i used with this girl which is more than an hour, and most times early morning despite no sight or thought of any opposite sex

hmm... Do u watch porn?
Re: . by SmellingAnus(m): 12:18pm On Sep 04, 2017
iammolise:

cheesy cheesy please pardon my laughing... U were funny back there... "conjee dey give u upper cut''... Lmfao mehn. But on a more serious not, ever man experience this... Even pastors, it's shows we're still alive but in ur case, i think u should get help,... An hour of erection!!! Ah brother i think there's something more than 'meets the eye'.
hahahhah well, I see it as a strong point... I dislike kiss and tell but let me make an exception here... I was making love to this ex of mine.. I knew spent long on her... After the sex, I purposely told her that I am not happy I didn't last long today... Guess her reply grin... " honey you stayed long, the sex lasted almost 2 hours grin (within me I was pleased to hear it from her , not that I didn't know I stayed that long, I just wanted her to confess)... Anyway, done worse than that but the kiss and tell syndrome is really not part of me especially in a public forum like this...
Re: . by elderhimself(m): 12:33pm On Sep 04, 2017
If one eye causes u to sin, cut it off
for it is better to lose one eye than to lose both......blah blah blah

Sooooo, if ur prickk causes u to sin,....do the needful
Re: . by iammolise(m): 3:00pm On Sep 04, 2017
SmellingAnus:
hahahhah well, I see it as a strong point... I dislike kiss and tell but let me make an exception here... I was making love to this ex of mine.. I knew spent long on her... After the sex, I purposely told her that I am not happy I didn't last long today... Guess her reply grin... " honey you stayed long, the sex lasted almost 2 hours grin (within me I was pleased to hear it from her , not that I didn't know I stayed that long, I just wanted her to confess)... Anyway, done worse than that but the kiss and tell syndrome is really not part of me especially in a public forum like this...

hmm.... Strong man...'kiss and tell' is an act of betrayal, i don't do it and don't encourage it, but the majority of guys do this... Don't really know if the ladies do such as well buh i really think it's disrespectful to the other person. I don't get why they do that, perhaps it makes em feel good about themselves somehow.
Re: . by SmellingAnus(m): 8:00pm On Sep 04, 2017
iammolise:


hmm.... Strong man...'kiss and tell' is an act of betrayal, i don't do it and don't encourage it, but the majority of guys do this... Don't really know if the ladies do such as well buh i really think it's disrespectful to the other person. I don't get why they do that, perhaps it makes em feel good about themselves somehow.
Possibly bro... At least thr identity of my ex is protected cos I don get exes grin

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Re: . by concho(m): 9:01pm On Sep 04, 2017
SmellingAnus:
hahahhah well, I see it as a strong point... I dislike kiss and tell but let me make an exception here... I was making love to this ex of mine.. I knew spent long on her... After the sex, I purposely told her that I am not happy I didn't last long today... Guess her reply grin... " honey you stayed long, the sex lasted almost 2 hours grin (within me I was pleased to hear it from her , not that I didn't know I stayed that long, I just wanted her to confess)... Anyway, done worse than that but the kiss and tell syndrome is really not part of me especially in a public forum like this...
your Ex .......

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