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What Will You Do If He Was Your Kid by TheMainMan: 9:15am On Sep 09, 2017
After slapping him ten times... i will make sure he licks everything undecided undecided undecided

Re: What Will You Do If He Was Your Kid by sunshineV(f): 9:16am On Sep 09, 2017
I'll OLX him.
Re: What Will You Do If He Was Your Kid by Immatex(m): 9:17am On Sep 09, 2017
The mother must replace this cushion!

I won't be home when this happens.
Re: What Will You Do If He Was Your Kid by TheMainMan: 9:18am On Sep 09, 2017
sunshineV:
I'll OLX him.
grin grin grin
Re: What Will You Do If He Was Your Kid by chipatra: 9:22am On Sep 09, 2017
Give my bikin a very BIG hug cheesy grin
Re: What Will You Do If He Was Your Kid by Antina(f): 9:26am On Sep 09, 2017
He is a good son of his father cheesy grin
Re: What Will You Do If He Was Your Kid by Nobody: 9:31am On Sep 09, 2017
Fire the nanny.
Re: What Will You Do If He Was Your Kid by TheMainMan: 9:32am On Sep 09, 2017
Dreamwaker:
Fire the nanny.
... what if u don't have a nanny?
Re: What Will You Do If He Was Your Kid by Nobody: 9:40am On Sep 09, 2017
TheMainMan:
... what if u don't have a nanny?

There's always a nanny and the chair is leather anyway, it will clean off.
Re: What Will You Do If He Was Your Kid by SOLMICHAEL(m): 9:45am On Sep 09, 2017
Yoruba mum: After beating the hell out of him, I'll buy #50 paracetamol for him!!

I tell you of a truth, he'll never try it again in his whole life. grin
Re: What Will You Do If He Was Your Kid by teebankz10(m): 9:47am On Sep 09, 2017
I'll tell you when i have a kid grin grin
Re: What Will You Do If He Was Your Kid by uboma(m): 10:21am On Sep 09, 2017
TheMainMan:
After slapping him ten times... i will make sure he licks everything undecided undecided undecided


After which I will get the Police to arrest you for Child abuse.


Why was the palm oil not kept at a place where the child cannot have access to?
Re: What Will You Do If He Was Your Kid by TheMainMan: 10:27am On Sep 09, 2017
uboma:



After which I will get the Police to arrest you for Child abuse.


Why was the palm oil not kept at a place where the child cannot have access to?
.. which police will arrest me undecided undecided undecided and what is ur own undecided
Re: What Will You Do If He Was Your Kid by nursennenny(f): 11:18am On Sep 09, 2017
Handcuffs to the rescue
Re: What Will You Do If He Was Your Kid by TheArchangel(f): 12:26pm On Sep 09, 2017
Immatex:
The mother must replace this cushion!

I won't be when it happens.
He must be a bastard if the mother is going to take responsibility of an unruly child begotten by you.
Re: What Will You Do If He Was Your Kid by austinereds(m): 6:07pm On Sep 09, 2017
ama spell oil on his buttocks. never will he try it.
Re: What Will You Do If He Was Your Kid by Nobody: 7:54pm On Sep 09, 2017
I hope those saying they are going to beat the child are just joking.


It's not the child's fault you are failing at parenting. Kids his age love to "explore", it's your job after bringing them to this world to watch over them. The question is how could this have happened? It could as well be a cooker he mistakenly turned on

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Re: What Will You Do If He Was Your Kid by YourCoffin: 8:21pm On Sep 09, 2017
No more palm oil in him and his mother's food
Re: What Will You Do If He Was Your Kid by TheMainMan: 6:27pm On Sep 10, 2017
cc lalasticlala
Re: What Will You Do If He Was Your Kid by Dahrah: 10:46pm On Sep 10, 2017
My 15months old boy has done something close to this.. took my powder from my dressing drawer,smash it and start rubbing it on our couch. and I was at the kitchen all the while...it's a wawuu situation

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