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Re: How Do I Get Fat? by itiswellandwell: 10:05am On Sep 11, 2017
Ok
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by free2ryhme: 10:05am On Sep 11, 2017
grin
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by thingsyoudo123(m): 10:06am On Sep 11, 2017
hv u tried soaking urself inside yeast?...u wan fat inside recession? issorite, let me come and be going jor
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by Nobody: 10:06am On Sep 11, 2017
Silentscreamer:

angry
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by goingape1: 10:07am On Sep 11, 2017
iamnlia:
I've been eating like an elephant for a long time in order to get fat but I am still looking slim as Buhari and I usually get 5-6 hours of sleep though I always disturb my sleeping pattern. I can eat up to 6 times a day for a long time and gain little fat but if I go a week or two of insufficient eating, I get very much slimmer.

Please I need help and very much willing to resort to drugs, please help me.
eat chicken foods only!
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by erico2k2(m): 10:07am On Sep 11, 2017
iamnlia:
I've been eating like an elephant for a long time in order to get fat but I am still looking slim as Buhari and I usually get 5-6 hours of sleep though I always disturb my sleeping pattern. I can eat up to 6 times a day for a long time and gain little fat but if I go a week or two of insufficient eating, I get very much slimmer.

Please I need help and very much willing to resort to drugs, please help me.
Age might be the reason.what age bracket are you .once you cross 30 you will gain weight .
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by tellwisdom: 10:08am On Sep 11, 2017
MhizzAJ:
Am trying to lose weight and this one is trying to be fat cheesy
Take time o

U mean to say u wan grow boobssss? wink wink
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by vcente(m): 10:08am On Sep 11, 2017
same here I can lose all the weight I gain a year in one week.
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by az30: 10:09am On Sep 11, 2017
Take Cheese for breakfast, margarine on a saucer for lunch and lick groundout oil for dinner...no need to add salt. Thank me later grin

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Re: How Do I Get Fat? by zulex880: 10:09am On Sep 11, 2017
Can we see your pictures first before rendering any help? We got different grades of Slim, That of Tekno, Wiz khalifa and Yung thug, Which of them go perfectly describe you embarassed
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by NaijaFutbol: 10:09am On Sep 11, 2017
HI
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by Vendee: 10:09am On Sep 11, 2017
Honestly, try cheeseballs, not joking
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by mach7(m): 10:09am On Sep 11, 2017
Visit the United States for a month, and live on their fast food diet without exercise.

You will be fat in no time. grin smiley

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Re: How Do I Get Fat? by 1miccza: 10:09am On Sep 11, 2017
Get a vulcanizer to pump air into your stomach and you'll not just be fat you'll be overbloated

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Re: How Do I Get Fat? by ekems2017(f): 10:10am On Sep 11, 2017
This fat you are looking for hehn, you will run when you see it o! I have been trying for so many years to reduce my size but to no avail. Just be happy with your slimness o. I envy una wey slim o

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Re: How Do I Get Fat? by Atlantia(f): 10:10am On Sep 11, 2017
AleksAndrya:
About your issue, there are so many of your kinds out there. I know about 3 categories of people.

1. People that need to eat well to get fat.
2. People that need lots of sleep to get fat even without eating much.
3. People that do not get fat either by eating like a glutton or sleeping like a log.

It's all genetics, do not force yourself.
I belong to the 3rd category. grin grin
It's a blessing and a curse. embarassed

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Re: How Do I Get Fat? by Oyindidi(f): 10:11am On Sep 11, 2017
iamnlia:
I've been eating like an elephant for a long time in order to get fat but I am still looking slim as Buhari and I usually get 5-6 hours of sleep though I always disturb my sleeping pattern. I can eat up to 6 times a day for a long time and gain little fat but if I go a week or two of insufficient eating, I get very much slimmer.

Please I need help and very much willing to resort to drugs, please help me.
Life! I dey here dey find way to slim down
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by homeboy205: 10:11am On Sep 11, 2017
Guy appreciate your stature many fast a** people are praying for your kind of body. I gave up trying and I love who I'm becoming
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by Tajbol4splend(m): 10:11am On Sep 11, 2017
AleksAndrya:
About your issue, there are so many of your kinds out there. I know about 3 categories of people.

1. People that need to eat well to get fat.
2. People that need lots of sleep to get fat even without eating much.
3. People that do not get fat either by eating like a glutton or sleeping like a log.

It's all genetics, do not force yourself.


Do you have any idea sleeping burns calories?

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Re: How Do I Get Fat? by Vendee: 10:11am On Sep 11, 2017
Honestly, try cheeseballs, not joking.
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by Idrismusty97(m): 10:11am On Sep 11, 2017
I have long move on from this problem. After eating tons of meat, milk junks etc and still no changes i just maintain my lane. OP no matter what you eat or do you won't get fat. Our metabolism is just too high, Just hope it isn't link to any problem like diabetes, thyroids or parasites infestation etc. If not then you are good to go.

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Re: How Do I Get Fat? by DonaldJTrump: 10:11am On Sep 11, 2017
zulex880:
Can we see your pictures first before rendering any help? We got different grades of Slim, That of Tekno, Wiz khalifa and Yung thug, Which of them go perfectly describe you embarassed
those guys are fattyma for where I dey.
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by Tajbol4splend(m): 10:12am On Sep 11, 2017
ShyCypher:
Lol.

Its hereditary. Nothin' u can do about it.

I have EXACTLY d same problem too.

Jus dnt use any drugs. Drugs are IRREVERSIBLE. Its jus d way yu are.


It's not a problem
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by Ormorlehwah(f): 10:13am On Sep 11, 2017
There is a drug Yoruba people called MAWUMAWU, maybe you should try it.

I am slim but I love it.,best stature to have.

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Re: How Do I Get Fat? by Nobody: 10:13am On Sep 11, 2017
Atlantia:

I belong to the 3rd category. grin grin
It's a blessing and a curse. embarassed

Lol me too

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Re: How Do I Get Fat? by Nobody: 10:13am On Sep 11, 2017
Slim like buhari.

Hahahahah.
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by Guilderland1(m): 10:13am On Sep 11, 2017
I can relate to the ops, I have the same issue but I know my own is condition of Buhari administration, although I am tall but I love my body structure, I agreed with people who said it is heredatry, my uncle is tall I think that is were I got the gene, despite that my parents are average height
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by olanrewaju99(m): 10:14am On Sep 11, 2017
Hmm human beings can't never be satisfied, fat are trying to get slim. Brother be yourself God that created you in the shape knows what you deserve. You are more okay in your natural shape.
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by adajoe555: 10:15am On Sep 11, 2017
iamnlia:
I've been eating like an elephant for a long time in order to get fat but I am still looking slim as Buhari and I usually get 5-6 hours of sleep though I always disturb my sleeping pattern. I can eat up to 6 times a day for a long time and gain little fat but if I go a week or two of insufficient eating, I get very much slimmer.

Please I need help and very much willing to resort to drugs, please help me.





pikshure lemme see how slim you are
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by jaychubi: 10:15am On Sep 11, 2017
iamnlia:
I've been eating like an elephant for a long time in order to get fat but I am still looking slim as Buhari and I usually get 5-6 hours of sleep though I always disturb my sleeping pattern. I can eat up to 6 times a day for a long time and gain little fat but if I go a week or two of insufficient eating, I get very much slimmer.

Please I need help and very much willing to resort to drugs, please help me.

Many ppl will trade places with u, u dnt need to get fat believe, fat is unhealthy
Re: How Do I Get Fat? by Tycike: 10:15am On Sep 11, 2017
Take ciproheptadine 30 minutes before each meal.

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