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Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of Airplane Travel by Thylord(m): 4:14pm On Sep 13
Opinionated:
Do people really need to be told not to fart in public with people around?
yes o some people are something else.
Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of Airplane Travel by 1miccza: 4:15pm On Sep 13
chibike69:
i no take the last one

i will fart on my seat

i no send anybody

Yeye pikin
Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of Airplane Travel by amtalkin(f): 4:23pm On Sep 13
Opinionated:
Do people really need to be told not to fart in public with people around?
Yes ooo we have to be reminded again grin
Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of Airplane Travel by Officialzoe: 4:30pm On Sep 13
so those of us that travel by bus nko? no unwritten rules for us ?
Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of Airplane Travel by Godson201333(m): 4:31pm On Sep 13
I like my Window seat,Infact I don't joke with it Simply because nobody will disturb you that they wanna go to the toilet.
Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of Airplane Travel by bayocanny: 4:41pm On Sep 13
missbeckykisses:
Oya let's see replies of those who are claiming to have been in an airplane before
Hi jen, you are too cute to be single
Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of Airplane Travel by ochardbaby(m): 4:49pm On Sep 13
KendrickAyomide:
...The day wey i go enter plane, i go use mess fire dem for inside grin grin grin i just pray make many oyibo sit down near me.. dem go hear word

That mess is holding your boarding pass smiley

Stop eating Iya Basira beans.....
Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of Airplane Travel by enemyofprogress: 4:51pm On Sep 13
Opinionated:

Please Do Not Fart on Your Seat

There is a toilet on the plane, so please make use of it if you want to fart. It’s just that simple.



me I dey fart well well for inside plane and I go do face like sey no be me because the fart no dey make noise like vickyrotex own
Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of Airplane Travel by AfonjaBoston: 4:55pm On Sep 13
EmmGee:

Some have really good food.

Like?
Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of Airplane Travel by Antoeni(m): 5:05pm On Sep 13
Fart na mess jor
Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of Airplane Travel by joenor(m): 5:37pm On Sep 13
Ok thanks for that note.
Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of Airplane Travel by tranxo(m): 5:57pm On Sep 13
missbeckykisses:
he meant the cover that prevents light from entering through the window glass.. Lol you haven't been in an airplane have you?
Lol. Chai!!! Nwayo
Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of Airplane Travel by MrBrownJay1(m): 6:17pm On Sep 13
what about my all time FAVOURITE.... DO NO CLAP when the plane lands, as if this was a miracle or something. thats was the JOB of the pilot, and he shouldnt be celebrated/acclaimed just for doing his damn job.

you dont clap when a bus driver gets you to your destination safely, do you?!

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Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of Airplane Travel by EmmGee: 6:57pm On Sep 13
AfonjaBoston:


Like?
I recently used saudi airline. And was impressed with their food.
Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of Airplane Travel by AfonjaBoston: 7:28pm On Sep 13
EmmGee:

I recently used saudi airline. And was impressed with their food.

Saudi kwa Na Medina you go??
Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of Airplane Travel by CaptainFM1: 8:18pm On Sep 13
KendrickAyomide:
...The day wey i go enter plane, i go use mess fire dem for inside grin grin grin i just pray make many oyibo sit down near me.. dem go hear word

Na from 20,000ft they will throw you out!

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Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of Airplane Travel by EmmGee: 8:37pm On Sep 13
AfonjaBoston:


Saudi kwa Na Medina you go??
No. Not there
Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of Airplane Travel by Shafiiimran99: 8:52pm On Sep 13
Opinionated:
Do people really need to be told not to fart in public with people around?
Accidental fart nko?
Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of Airplane Travel by def111(m): 9:50pm On Sep 13
Kokaine:
open which window?

The op never enter plane before. You no go blame am. Which window e think say them dey open. ??

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Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of Airplane Travel by def111(m): 9:57pm On Sep 13
Opinionated:
Do people really need to be told not to fart in public with people around?


On My first time to travel out of 9ja. Coming back to 9ja inside plane I wan kill people with fart, after eating foreign food... For 2 days I still dey give people my welcome back
Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of Airplane Travel by harzheez(m): 11:51pm On Sep 13
missbeckykisses:
... Lol you haven't been in an airplane have you?
... common, you made your point. stop shading people
Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of Airplane Travel by CaptainFM1: 3:02am On Sep 14
Officialzoe:
so those of us that travel by bus nko? no unwritten rules for us ?

Just follow conductor's instructions...eg. Enter with your change ooo, Ikeja Along no enter ooo,

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Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of Airplane Travel by CaptainFM1: 3:14am On Sep 14
MrBrownJay1:
what about my all time FAVOURITE.... DO NO CLAP when the plane lands, as if this was a miracle or something. thats was the JOB of the pilot, and he shouldnt be celebrated/acclaimed just for doing his damn job.

you dont clap when a bus driver gets you to your destination safely, do you?!

You can't stop people from celebrating if they are excited. It's just like saying Fans and Players should not celebrate when a goal is scored in a football match.

People clap, shout Thank you Jesus, Hallelujah, Allah Akbar, do all sorts of responses to show their happiness because its another journey they've made safely.
Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of Airplane Travel by MrBrownJay1(m): 3:20am On Sep 14
CaptainFM1:


You can't stop people from celebrating if they are excited. It's just like saying Fans and Players should not celebrate when a goal is scored in a football match.

People clap, shout Thank you Jesus, Hallelujah, Allah Akbar, do all sorts of responses to show their happiness because[b] its another journey they've made safely. [/b]

you mean people clap during bus journey? okada trip? keke trip? boat trip?
Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of Airplane Travel by CaptainFM1: 5:18am On Sep 14
MrBrownJay1:


you mean people clap during bus journey? okada trip? keke trip? boat trip?

Like I explained earlier, peoples response varies depending on their views. I do say a simple "Thank You" when coming down from a plane.

I was on a flight that has over 120kids (from a school in Lekki)....They were all excited to get back to Nigeria. Are you going to tell them not clap? Come on, its all part of the fun. The pilot and crew were all cheered and happy. Even God in heaven was elated.
Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of Airplane Travel by Chivasex: 8:01am On Sep 14
Fart!!
that is my favorite part of the flight.
grin grin
Re: 6 Unwritten Rules Of Airplane Travel by MrBrownJay1(m): 4:14pm On Sep 14
CaptainFM1:


Like I explained earlier, peoples response varies depending on their views. I do say a simple "Thank You" when coming down from a plane.

I was on a flight that has over 120kids (from a school in Lekki)....They were all excited to get back to Nigeria. Are you going to tell them not clap? Come on, its all part of the fun. The pilot and crew were all cheered and happy. Even God in heaven was elated.


bless these kids, these are innocent people who dont know better, which is understandable.... but grown folks clapping when the plane lands, kai!!!

whats next? give the pilot a tip for a job well done?! BWAAAAH!

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