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How To Have Sex Without Catching Feelings by Convos: 9:49pm On Sep 22
So, “sex without feelings” is this new skill that all the cool kids have acquired. We used to think it was impossible but with the right tactics and soft skills, it can actually be achieved. I threw the issue to a couple of my friends and my experts are divided in their thoughts. Some say, it is very possible to have sexual relations with a person and not catch any “feelings”, the others say, it’s impossible to not catch feelings, especially if the sex is super awesome!

What do I think? Well, I have been thinking a lot about this and I think I have created the perfect formula for the best way to have sexual relations sans the dreaded feelings. Ready?

Rely On The Tried And True

Do everything like you’ve always done it, do everything that’s been statistically proven to work, do something Cosmo suggested if you’re feeling brave, something completely ridiculous and reaching you wouldn’t have the effrontery to try on someone you actually liked. Skim through the sexual script and linger over the good parts. Concentrate on the task. Set your fingers/joystick/tongue/whatever to cruise control. Go on vacation in your head. Go faster when they’re close.

Don’t Look At Them

Of course, look at them because you have to, but try not to really look at them. Don’t look at them in any way that transcends looking. Don’t notice things. Don’t get lost in their labyrinthine geometry, the delicate latticework of their cells, the crisscrosses in their hands, slightly dry. Don’t think about the way their skin feels, the soft coolness of their belly you know they consider before letting someone kiss, like suede, cardboard, petals. Don’t overthink it. It’s just skin.

Don’t Look At Their Eyes Too Much Either

Of course look at them because you really can’t avoid it, but look at them like eyes and nothing else. The way they go from brown to black like a lifting storm, or black to tinted jade like honeyed absinthe(which is absolutely divine by the way), don’t read a pattern in the change. Try not to feel like you’ve been let in on some great cosmic secret, something so private and luminous the subtle flickering beauty of it in any other circumstance would bring you to your knees. Ignore the eyes and focus on the mouth.

Don’t Open Up To Them

This is major! Don’t make yourself vulnerable, become malleable in their...

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Re: How To Have Sex Without Catching Feelings by Nobody: 11:06pm On Sep 22
I can't even have sex with someone I don't have feeling for, it will be so irritating and I hate doing things that irritate me.

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Re: How To Have Sex Without Catching Feelings by SameBoi(m): 11:17pm On Sep 22
Sabrina18:
I can't even have sex with someone I don't have feeling for, it will be so irritating and I hate doing things that irritate me.

would like to chat u up on whatsapp,
Re: How To Have Sex Without Catching Feelings by Nobody: 1:02pm On Sep 23
SameBoi:

would like to chat u up on whatsapp,
About what?
Re: How To Have Sex Without Catching Feelings by IamLEGEND1: 1:39pm On Sep 23
Sabrina18:
About what?
About having sex with you na...

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Re: How To Have Sex Without Catching Feelings by Nobody: 2:04pm On Sep 23
IamLEGEND1:
About having sex with you na...

Omokomo ni bobo yii sha grin grin
Issokay conTINiu
Re: How To Have Sex Without Catching Feelings by Convos: 9:29pm On Sep 26
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Re: How To Have Sex Without Catching Feelings by SameBoi(m): 10:36am On Sep 28
IamLEGEND1:
About having sex with you na...
Badh Guy
Re: How To Have Sex Without Catching Feelings by ScotFree: 1:04pm On Sep 28
OP, if we don't do all those things while having sex, aren't we raping the person?
Re: How To Have Sex Without Catching Feelings by FitnessDoctor: 1:10pm On Sep 28
Sabrina18:
I can't even have sex with someone I don't have feeling for, it will be so irritating and I hate doing things that irritate me.
You sound very naughty, hope you bring that your smart mouth with you into the other room.. lol..
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I think the no feelings of a thing is more common with men and promiscous women
Re: How To Have Sex Without Catching Feelings by Nobody: 1:33pm On Sep 28
FitnessDoctor:
You sound very naughty, hope you bring that your smart mouth with you into the other room.. lol..
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I think the no feelings of a thing is more common with men and promiscous women
Lolz.
Re: How To Have Sex Without Catching Feelings by Nobody: 1:46pm On Sep 28
lol how about not having sex with someone you don't have feelings for?
Re: How To Have Sex Without Catching Feelings by amakadihot87(f): 6:36pm On Sep 28
Sabrina18:
I can't even have sex with someone I don't have feeling for, it will be so irritating and I hate doing things that irritate me.
.......its fun dear
Re: How To Have Sex Without Catching Feelings by Convos: 6:52pm On Sep 28
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Re: How To Have Sex Without Catching Feelings by MERS(m): 6:58pm On Sep 28
amakadihot87:
.......its fun dear

Lets have fun jare
Re: How To Have Sex Without Catching Feelings by amakadihot87(f): 7:53pm On Sep 28
MERS:


Lets have fun jare
.......where do u come from
Re: How To Have Sex Without Catching Feelings by Convos: 9:45pm On Sep 28
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Re: How To Have Sex Without Catching Feelings by walepackage(m): 10:23pm On Sep 28
I think 'sex' is use for people who dont have emotional attach or feelings.While, 'lovemaking' goes with emotion or feelings.If emotion or feelings is minus you get 'sex',but if emotion or feelings is present you get 'lovemaking'.Both words are interchangeable,but different in usage.
Re: How To Have Sex Without Catching Feelings by Nobody: 11:02pm On Sep 28
amakadihot87:
.......its fun dear
It's no fun having sex with someone you don't love, its reeks of promiscuity.
Re: How To Have Sex Without Catching Feelings by Convos: 1:25pm On Oct 02
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Re: How To Have Sex Without Catching Feelings by Convos: 8:57pm On Oct 16
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